Don’t laugh, maybe after 10 years, know Kubrick’s life, it takes at least 3 seconds.
Editor’s note: This article is from WeChat public account “Dr. X” (ID: doctorx666), the author of the Lushan iron head.
It is said that people feel that they are old, not a process, often an instant.
Some people suddenly feel that they are old. It is the sudden death of childhood idols, such as Jin Yong and Yan Tianyi last year;
Some people suddenly feel that they are old, and they are beginning to lose sight of the comments under Weibo: the abstract words of dog fans and the abbreviation of the rice circle and the post-00 pinyin.
But now, I have found a new test method:
If you can still sit in front of the computer, don’t go fast, don’t double speed, and watch the whole movie calmly.
OK, then you are old.
01 Fine Movie Clips
Why do you say that?
Because recently, I discovered a unique magical video type: the movie essence clip.
This is a product that came into being with the help of a short video platform.
The main content is that the producers re-process a large number of classic movie clips, and edit the movie’s wonderful shots or plots into a highlight, no explanation, no copy, simple and rude.
In order to adapt to the screen of the mobile phone, most of the videos have to be made into three screens. I don’t know what I thought was for Erlang God:
△ From science fiction to plot, all-inclusive
The length of such videosIt’s about 30 seconds to 5 minutes. If the amount of fans is not enough, and the long video permission has not been opened, the creator will cut off the most essential and climax part of a movie directly, with the most popular divine music. MV, even simply changed the name scene in the movie into a humorous paragraph, Bo everyone laughed.
For example, the movie “Angel Loves Beauty” is too complicated. If you can’t stop it for 30 seconds, then you can cut off the humorous picture of Emily when he was a child:
If you have seen the original film, you can resonate in the clip
After completing the initial traffic accumulation and giving long video rights, the creator will systematically dismember a movie into a short movie of about 3 minutes, whether you know the character or the background of the time, the beginning of the eye or the eye It is enough to cause controversy.
For example, I brushed a movie clip of “Secret of the Year”, starting with the father because the son did not test well, insulting his scene, in order to stuff the film into a short video of three minutes:
The father’s feelings for the family, the emotional drama of his brother Luo Jinyi, and the plot of his brother Luo Jinji’s stealing from his brother were all deleted. Only the son was suffering from cancer, and the father could not get the money. The mean, the image of no father’s love is on the paper.
Open the comment area, the highest comment is:
“Ren Dahua, not worthy of swearing, chilling.”
Because this video clip is too simple and rude, the same type of account is copied and born like a clone, and the production line is produced.
They deconstruct and reshape every movie that you are familiar with but have no time to watch. Without a theme, no point of view, no professional knowledge, you can harvest hundreds of thousands, millions of likes and concerns in minutes.
The emergence of this type of video can be said to bring the cost of watching movies to a minimum.
Even, most editors don’t even write the title of the movie when they upload it. They just condense the script that has been carefully crafted into a small story for you to listen to. You can’t catch it for three seconds. No need to think.
This taste is as easy as flipping through the Storytelling.
Look at the comments on these videos, you will find that almost all of them are asking questions, asking for the title of the film, it looks like a hot fire, immediately download the whole film and taste it:
But I guess, the fate of these movies is over in the process of the reviewer’s finger sliding up.
02 Movie commentary
In fact, the appearance of movie clip video is not accidental, but a necessity, which is derived from the video commentary video.
The film commentary, in the hearts of most viewers, also has a predecessor, that is,The Tenth Screening Room.
Since 2003, a program called “The Tenth Screening Room” has entered people’s field of vision. In fact, at that time, everyone played the movie clips, and the movie evaluation program had no concept: “You have a good movie, let us see it, we will experience it ourselves.”
But because of copyright restrictions, the Tenth Screening Room can only bring together movie highlights, clips, and movie reviews, but I didn’t expect this form to be very popular because of the excellent aesthetic and film ratings of the show group. Good results.
But the Tenth Screening Room is not a simple and rude storytelling, but each issue has a clear theme, either introducing a director’s style or a detailed interpretation of a film’s trilogy.
So, after reading the introduction of the Tenth Screening Room, although you will not lose interest in the movie, you will rush to buy pirated discs, open the eDonkey to download movies, and refine the whole film.
But still vaguely think that it’s really easy for someone to talk while watching!
However, with the cessation of the Tenth Screening Room, a large number of new movie commentary bloggers emerged, and this form of commentary video gradually deviated from the track.
In 2015, Guamo came out with his “5 Minutes Watching the XX Series”. He made the simplest and perfect, and it took two hours to watch the movie and the conference, in his video. In 5 minutes, you can read it.
His video has a very fast rhythm, language style is grounded, and the viewing threshold is very low. For example, he will generalize “Busan trip” as “Guess who can live the story” and put “Billy Lynn’s The midfield war is summarized as “a story after a hit.”
In the universe of Guamo, there are only “the male protagonist” and the “female protagonist”, and the rest are replaced by nicknames. He will check the detailed information before the recording, write a complete copy, and present the gesture of “coming over.” “, arrange everything for you.
You never need to use your brain to remember names, understand the background of the story and the relationship between the characters, and watch his video. There is a feeling of “getting all the effort”.
Soon, Guammo’s video has accumulated a large number of fans. At the same time, various types of film commentary have begun to be divided into groups, and all kinds of tastes are chosen.
If you want to see the funny, you can choose Guamo, smile at the interesting story; if you want to see serious, you can see the clockwork, the wooden fish, the video from 3 minutes to 20 minutes to 40 minutes. Everything is available.
When you start to comment on the movie commentary, you will see the young man watching “Full-time Master” at 2x speed on the subway. Yang Yang’s face is twitching on the screen, if you listen, Thought he was watching the Star Trek in the Klinking people to open the conference.
and he looked at it with a mobile phone, this rate for him, Totally fine.
For this situation, you may be confused and unresolved, and then secretly replace your own wooden heart with the phrase “car, horse, mail is slow, only love one person in life”.
As if the world should be functioning at twice the speed.
But, is this really the case?
03 I won’t see it in one section
Movie clip-like videos, as well as the popularity of double-speed viewing, are essentially the need for fast-food culture.