This article is from WeChat public account:Dr.X (doctorx666), author: Neva, from the east FIG head IC
In the era when smartphones have not yet appeared, mobile phones are mostly a contact tool. Many of the mobile phone designs you can see are all the same in gray and black.
△ If you don’t look at Logo, you can say that it is Motorola, or it can be said to be a waveguide, or even a brand of mobile phone
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But in this age of aesthetic monotony, many savvy and savvy manufacturers have begun to make a big fuss about the function of mobile phones, trying to “magic change” the design of mobile phones, waiting for the corner to overtake.
They put a marquee, a colorful keyboard, and a double subwoofer on their mobile phones. They put the disco hot songs anytime and anywhere, and they blow up the street pedestrians.
△ Even developed a slide-unlocked sci-fi function
In the era of the former intelligent machine, the magic of the design of these cottages completely dragged the market into the winter of aesthetics.
This is a far cry from the smart, well-designed smartphones. Can only be ruthlessly ridiculed by modern people, abandoned in the drawer of history.
But when I was online shopping recently, I found that the manufacturers who produced the cottages at the time probably did not die, but instead moved to a new consumer field, called “mobile phone artifacts.”
1. You have several mobile artifacts
On Taobao, if you search for “mobile artifacts,” you will find many strange products that continue to expand your imagination of smartphones.
Selecting the right mobile phone artifact will make your life more comfortable. A common mobile phone artifact is a bedside stand, a selfie stick, or a 360-degree freely rotating cell phone ring attached to the back of the phone.
△ not only prevents the phone from falling, but also sets up a private theater anytime, anywhere, while eating instant noodles while watching large movies
These mobile phone artifacts you may have seen in your life usually have two characteristics.
One is very affordable, ranging from tens of pieces to hundreds of pieces, but most people can afford it.
Second is very practical, can directly hit the consumer’s appeal, and truly solve your inconvenience.
They often claim to be artifacts, but if you see these more amazing mobile phone artifacts, there must be an impulse to report the false propaganda of the above artifacts.
The god of mobile phone artifacts is God’s function. Just enter the keyword – “mobile phone + function + artifact”, users can always find special equipment to solve the problem of counterpart.
For example, there are dozens of categories of mobile phone artifacts, which can meet the different needs of high school students.
Among them, the most concerned is a portable water cup that can hide mobile phones, allowing users to play mobile phones while drinking water, and keep in touch with netizens during class.
Playing a cell phone on campus, in addition to avoiding the teacher’s patrol, beware of the little punk at the school gate. So maybe some manufacturers have an accurate insight into this pain.Point, the design of the mobile phone ring into a tiger, can make the phone instantly become a self-defense weapon for street self-defense.
But for some middle-aged people, their demand for “artifacts” is very different. Especially for some mature middle-aged smokers, mobile phones and lighters are symbols of identity, and they must not be hidden.
So, the savvy manufacturer has extended the claws to this field, combining the mobile phone and the lighter into one, and has produced a “smoke cigarette ring”, which allows the user to feel the face from the bottom of his heart.
Imagine when you and your brothers and colleagues are sharing cigarettes. Some people are still flipping their trouser pockets, eager to pick up a plastic steamer with a patina, and a faded swimsuit beauty.
The successful person has already turned the phone over and ignited the flame that symbolizes sharing. Not only did he win the good feeling, but he also showed his belief totem through the text symbols carved on the cigarette lighter.
△ The mobile phone cigarette artifact with the laser engraved “Brother” is very good in sales and conveys faith in friendship
But for people who like to maintain health, it is more important to prevent cell phone radiation and protect their appearance. Therefore, it is essential to buy an anti-cell phone radiation mask.
You may think that this seemingly weird and ugly negative technology product is inevitably unattended, but as long as you open the comment area, you will find that users who use this artifact are very popular and rave reviews.
I noticed the shopkeeper’s reply in the comment area. It turned out that this artifact not only protects against radiation, but also prevents aging and anti-acne, making the skin look beautiful and full of unique charm.
It is doubtful whether these propagandas are true, but what is certain is that if you wear this mask on the street, you must be eye-catching and show your own features.
These artifacts are wonderful, but they also cater to the pain points of some people. If a smart phone is really smart and flawless, how can there be so many mobile phone artifacts?
2. Life needs mobile artifacts
In life, the memory, power, and efficacy of a mobile phone must have a limited value. But people’s desires are infinite, and the troubles of life often follow.
Therefore, smart manufacturers faced people’s pain points and began to use the knowledge of high school physics and chemistry compulsory 2 to completely modify the mobile phone.
The first is the heat sink artifact.
There are a lot of big-name mobile games. Although the screen is beautiful and the battle is fierce, it also greatly increases the power consumption of smart phones. After playing for a long time, a smart phone that you can’t put down will become very hot.
At this time, it is imperative to buy a mobile phone artifact that can dissipate heat.
But the heat sink artifacts, there are also strange styles to meet your different demands and different hobbies.
There is a real water-cooled radiator that quickly removes heat through the water circulation, keeping the phone cool.
There is also an air-cooled radiator that looks like a planetary engine. It runs through a powerful fan and completely removes heat.
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But if people are outdoors, especially in rural areas, mountains and other places with weak signals, they must buy more powerful artifacts.
Equip an outdoor signal amplifier to your phone, even if you climb to Everest, you can signal full.
When I was taking a screenshot, I looked at a short signal strip in the upper left corner of my mobile phone and sat at the computer desk. I couldn’t help but feel sad, and others even had a network signal that was more successful than me.
△ You can’t help but imagine that among the 32 people who have liked this, there are probably a few successful people who have climbed the life of Everest
If the economy is more than enough, you can add money to buy a signal-enhanced antenna from Shenzhen that faces the world. Plug and play, you can only let people without signals look at your artifacts repeatedly. From surprise to mistakes, and finally to repentance.
Of course, there is still a problem that people are criticized by smartphones. Even if the performance of the mobile phone is good, the signal is fierce, the battery life is insufficient, and if you play chicken for 4 or 5 hours, the mobile phone will have a low battery warning sound. .
Maybe you are indoors, plug in the charger, and you can continue to swim the Internet world.
If you are outdoors, only afterRegret yourself why not bring a charging treasure with you.
The oxygen content in the air is 21%, but the brain-opening design of the charging treasure manufacturer can make the mobile phone charging treasure reach 100%.
If you have a more precise, crazy, and unreasonable expectation for charging treasure, you should turn to the e-commerce platform, put a keyword + mobile power, and buy a real charging artifact.
Even if you are a Buddhist enthusiast, you can also buy a Buddha sound charging treasure, while charging, while listening to the Buddhist scriptures, not only the battery is fully charged, but also purifies your heart.
Want to make your phone anytime, anywhere, 24 hours full, buying a mobile power supply is not the ultimate solution.
Buy a hand-cranked generator may be a better option, you want to charge, don’t ask for help. Easy to charge, just shake it. Faraday, who is keen to cut the magnetic line, sees it here and will shed tears excitedly.
If you like outdoor sports, camping, fishing, hiking, you have to save your energy. Hand-cranked, it will bring you cumbersome.
At this time, the appearance of a solar charging treasure will make you lament the magic of nature. The original solar energy is not only an environmentalist, but also a blessing to you.
If you are pursuing more extreme power, then the military’s three-proof, four-fold light-absorbing, portable solar-powered rechargeable battery can make the carrier’s heaven and earth omnipotent, even if it is the survival of the wild, I saw it. After this charging treasure, it will also quietly swallow.
Or, or have a solar charging treasure backpack, so that travelers become a human treasure, not only liberating hands, unlimited power, but also let the peers completely rest assured that you are the backbone of the team.
Charging treasure can not only facilitate travel, but also indicate the direction. If the tour group has already started secret cave exploration, it can also take out the glare charging treasure, while charging, while lighting, where to go, where there is electricity, which is Light.
△ It is worth noting that, as can be seen from the photos, the person holding the charging treasure has stood in the forefront of the team and became a team leader
After reading these mobile phone artifacts, I recalled the story of the old tune. The cans came out in 1800, but the can opener was invented in 1858.
The emergence of smart phones precedes mobile phone artifacts, but the shortage of smart phones, from the experience, to power consumption, signals, and power, requires a variety of exciting mobile phone artifacts to fill the gap.
Because people’s expectations for life are always changing, but advances in technology take time. In order to meet people’s expectations in time, there will be sharp-eyed manufacturers producing a variety of small objects, superimposed on a smart phone that was originally simple and beautiful.
This makes a glass screen representing the wisdom of science and technology more and more bloated, and finally becomes a real “Frankenstein”.
Every mobile phone artifact seems to be absurd. Behind it is people’s demands, and the hard filling of inconvenience to life.
If there is no mobile phone artifact, phaseI believe you will also be troubled by these problems:
The phone consumes a lot of power. When playing games, watching movies, and making video calls, I dare not leave the row.
When watching videos, I don’t want to click on 1080p and enjoy the ultimate video experience.
If the signal is zero when you make an important call, you can only wait to climb the antenna like this old man.
After returning to the dormitory, I want to open a black room with my roommate. I am afraid that because of the fluctuation of the network speed, I suddenly drop the line. I can only find the signal area together with the roommate and the mine-sweeping.
△You are looking for a signal area in your bedroom
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