This article is from the WeChat public account: Arima Sports (ID: youmatiyu) , author: S brother, from the cover: vision China
The theme of today ’s story is
“Chinese Football and Crosstalk”
Chinese football has always been an entertainment topic in the whole society, and it is no exception in the comic dialogue world. One year ago, Yue Yunpeng ridiculed the loss of the national football team to Syria, which once again attracted the crowd of people who eat melon.
That ’s what the paragraph said:
Yue Yunpeng: I only have one advantage-to lose.
Moderator: lose? Serving well, losing is the most outstanding quality we football players must have. I ask you, if you lose to Thailand, can you accept it?
Yue Yunpeng: Petty, I have no sense of honor.
Moderator: What about losing to Iraq?
Yue Yunpeng: Little thought, just give it warm.
Moderator: What about losing to Syria?
Yue Yunpeng: (Hands on chest) I need to take a moment. I heard that they are still fighting, and they can’t afford the shoes. I lose to them a little bit.
Zheng Zhi is said to be very annoyed after hearing this paragraph, saying that Yue Yunpeng did not respect the players’ efforts and asked him to publicly apologize. Taunting Chinese football has always been a common trick in cross talk, from Feng Gong to Yue Yunpeng, from Spring Festival Gala to Nets. But from the content of their ridicule, this spice is not spicy at all, it can only adjust the taste and cannot stimulate the taste buds.
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Football and cross talk are folk tastes. At the age of 14, Yue Yunpeng, who came to work in Beijing, showed the door of the factory, worked in the running hall, and also brushed the bowl in the restaurant. “Yun Xiang is from the folk. It is difficult to say good cross talk without life experience. I am at the bottom of society I ’ve been there, and I ’m deeply touched by the psychology of people in that class. I understand their joy and sorrow. “
Chinese football has always been a topic for the whole people. Everyone likes to make a kick in it. Even Feng Xiaoting has to talk about himself on a show. Cross talk is the most form of feedback to the public’s psychology. Therefore, Yue Yunpeng talked about the national football, but just moved the ordinary people’s sorrow and sorrow to the stage, and there is no essential difference from netizens online. His passages can resonate and evoke the effect of public opinion, which only shows that he understands the artistic form of cross talk, and his ability to perform by relying on his mouth to eat.
From the perspective of their respective occupations, the national football team lost to Syria. Yue Yunpeng’s mouth owes nothing to his face. His face was given by the audience. The national football team really has no face to say, after all, their face was not given by Yue Yunpeng. At the beginning, when the national football team broke into the 2002 World Cup, Guo Donglin also bragged about the national football game. “No matter what, Brazil, Turkey, and Costa Rica, we won’t accept him. Kick him 3 to 0, everybody. Okay? The audience yelled “OK”, but it wasn’t 0 goals in the end?
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This is not the first wave of public opinion in the comic dialogue world. LeeEmperor Yi Yi counterattacked the actor in 2015. The background is also the World Cup qualifier. The national football team lost 0-1 to Qatar and was ridiculed by the actor Zhang Kang and Jia Xuming:
“The reason why Chinese football is difficult to succeed is mainly because there is no star. To succeed in collective sports, it needs a star. Zidane retired, France has not slowed down for six years; Puskas retired, Hungary has not slowed down in sixty years; Gao Ling retired, and China has not slowed down in a thousand years.
The logo of a strong football team, its performance is stable. Looking at international football, only the Chinese men’s football can do this. Not every team is called special energy losers. The Chinese men’s football team has been focusing on football for 30 years and has been imitated and never surpassed. The slogan of the Chinese men ’s football team is that we do n’t score, we are just porters of football. “
Zhang Kang is an apprentice to Guo Degang, and Duan Zi quickly spread it on the Internet. Li Yi forwarded angrily after seeing it: “Children are not idle, mothers are ugly, dogs are idle, and their families are poor. I just want to ask the weaker brother how much they know about sports and football. Have you seen the players shed blood and sweat? Have they been exposed to the wind and sun every day since they were young? Have you seen them fight for the country and the other side on the court? Have you just moved your mouth in the air-conditioned room? You can dislike Chinese football, but please respect Chinese football! We are all Chinese! Patriotism is all about loving her! “
The players work very hard. If you talk like this and disrespect the players, Li Yi’s statement is exactly the same as Zheng Zhi’s, and it also causes netizens’ dissatisfaction. Li Yi ’s Weibo comment set a new record. The point of his controversy lies in the fact that the strength of the national football team is not good enough. After the event was fermented, Li Yi posted another Weibo, “Will you let your children play? If not, whose children will you play? Standing back will not hurt. You only see the Scenery does not know the hardships of the grassroots, there is no foundation, the building is not high, how deep love is and how deep it is. ”
From Li Yi ’s supplementary explanation, Li Yi and Zheng Zhi ’s anger may not lie in being scolded by Chinese football, but because they have become scolding sheep. If Chinese football is a sewage ditch, the manager of the source of sewage should be the object of crusade. (high salary) workers who dig the ground and let the sewage move. In other words, scolding Chinese football is fine, but you are scolding the wrong person.
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From the 1990s to the present, how to scold Chinese football has been a subject studied by crosstalk actors.
As early as the Spring Festival Evening of 1991, Feng Gong and Niu Qun began to ridicule National Football Team in the cross talk show “The Best of Asian Games”. Feng Gong asked: “What’s the most stinky?” Niu Qun returned: “The Chinese men’s football team kicked the door, and that foot was the most stinky.” Feng Gong then asked: “What’s the most hurtful thing?” People, the Chinese football team ’s feet are too stinky, it ’s better to go home and sell potatoes. ”The background of this paragraph comes from the 1990 Beijing Asian Games. China won 183 gold medals, ranking first in Asia. To Thailand missed the semi-finals.
Since then, the national football team has become an essential element in the Spring Festival Evening Crosstalk show. In the spring evening of 1993, Feng Gong and Niu Qun auctioned the national football coach Schrapner’s hair to 50,000 in “Auction”. Feng Gong said, “I found that Uncle Shi had no hair on his head, and his head was full of gold bars.” In the spring evening of 1997, Feng Gong and Niu Qun compared men and women in “The World of Two Men”: Women failed to win the Olympic Games. Kim is because there is one less man on the field and the men’s football can’t break out of Asia because there are 11 less women on the field.
(whistle, gesture) This ball is not counted!
B: Referee, why not count?
A: Where is No. 2?
B: Defender.
A: How did the guard run forward?
B: Oops … this isn’t a defender assist.
A: This is called “Yuewei”. It’s the striker’s business to score goals. The guard blindly blends in! Eat too much!
B: Yes?
A: Show off! Momentum! This ball can never be counted!
B: Dear viewers, the game continues. The red team won the ball. No. 2 passed to No. 7, No. 7 passed to No. 9, and No. 6 passed a beautiful two-to-one pass. The ball was passed to No. 10, and No. 10 slammed into the bottom. The opponent is in the back position and makes a good shot at a zero angle with the gate.
A: The foul on the 10th, this ball is not counted. Without the cooperation of No. 2, No. 7, No. 6, can this goal be scored?
B: Of course he can’t get in.
A: Not only athletes but also coaches.
B: The coach doesn’t do it?
A: Of course. Without coach training, he can get todayDay results?
A: Not even the cook.
B: Why don’t cooks do it?
A: The cook said, “I won’t give you food, you kick a fart! From today on, when I cut the rice, I won’t leave you water, you can eat popcorn!”
B: Ah? !!
A: You said, didn’t you create a contradiction? So this ball still doesn’t count.
B: If you blow it like this, No. 10 can’t figure it out.
A: I ca n’t figure it out. (Yellow card) Yellow card warning!
B: I see. According to what you mean, this ball should play like this. Dear viewers, listeners, because the referee authority presided over today’s match, there were very exciting and moving scenes on the court. You see: (slow tone) The athletes are polite and courteous to each other. The Red Team raised their feet gently and kicked the ball softly. The football rolled weakly and stopped in front of the Blue Team 8.
A: The No. 8 basketball team gave the Red Team No. 5 a deep bow, “You’re welcome, please continue playing.”
B: Red Team No. 5 also made a quick gift, “Thank you, but please play.”
A: “Please kick.”
B: “Please kick.”
A: “You’re welcome.”
B: “You’re welcome.” Is this a game?
A: This is called a “good fight”!
B: After 90 minutes of “good war”, this game is over. I do n’t say everyone knows the result of the game: zero to zero.
“Not a satirical judge” won the first prize in the 1984 National Crosstalk Contest. Thirty years later, the object of ridicule of the comic actors was replaced by “hard-working players” in the mouths of Li Yi and Zheng Zhi.
