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90% of the unpleasant roadside stalls in the country rely on the Qianlong IP Expo.

Break into any snack bar on the streets of China, you will be able to lock down the three sets of keywords “Qianlong”, “Xia Jiangnan” and “Great Appreciation” in the food profile on the wall, and you will get the same thing. Gourmet routine.

The owners of these snack bars usually do n’t worship the god of stove and do not believe in the god of wealth, but they always respect Qianlong and lick their dogs in three points —

A duck blood fan soup boss at the gate of the hospital’s office has not yet understood whether Kangxi is a Qianlong man or a son, but he insisted on his wife, grandpa, grandfather, and grandson of Qianlong. A true biography from the court, “Is this a duck-blood fan? This is Niu Grasse!”:

I asked him if he could give me more meat and less Niu Grasse, he said no, “because that would not be Niu Grasse “

Whether it’s the Northeast Cold Noodle Stand or Lingnan Morning Tea Shop, the boss will tell you the same set of counterattacks Shuangwen: One day Qianlong went to the south of Jiangnan and got lost. In a secluded country, some kind of home-cooked food was donated by a kind person. Tasted, astonished as a celestial being, and never missedDo n’t forget, so this dish became famous overnight, and it became famous:

The Qianlong food map almost occupies half of the motherland.

But Qianlong has a tongue that is longer than Luffy’s rubber hand on the way to promote local snacks. Although Tianjin and Jiangnan are separated by 18,000 miles, Qianlong’s gourmet DNA and Tianjin hemp flower cannot be fused together. :

The more awesome version is that someone forced Hu Qianlong once said, “I knew Tianjin before, why go to the south?” Me? ? ?

Even the more remote Xinjiang cut cake is said to have been named by Qianlong. According to legend, during a private visit of Qianlong Weifu, a Xinjiang woman was accidentally soiled, and Qianlong had no choice but to get a piece of cake. At first, Qianlong was furious and thought that the woman was lying to herself. It was only when the inquiry found that the piece of cake was 17w, and Longyan was pleased, praising “the cake is the true taste of the world”:

Some people say that Qianlong is a Bole in the food industry, but a more accurate evaluation should be the devil of food. It is also a boiled cabbage. As long as Qianlong has eaten it, he can immediately bring it to the elegant hall from the pigpen. It can change the five elements and turn the stone into gold, and it can turn the cabbage into white jade:

Institute’s personal test of hemp sauce + honey mixed with cabbage, inside miso said, please buy a hot pot dipping sauce.

As a real god of food, Qianlong’s taste of food has the same general as Shennong’s taste of herbs. Even the chicken stolen by the local beggars in Jiangsu can’t escape the sky of Qianlong’s esophagus and become the fate of the world’s famous chicken:

In the folk, Qianlong is the golden-colored gourmet signboard that crushes “Cai Lan said that he ate well”

Although most of the diners who have been dazzled by food have been brainwashed and convinced that Qianlong’s real occupation is not actually an emperor or a cook, there are still a few people who have full marks from history.

1. The emperor of the Qing Dynasty has always been the most free and hard-working emperor.

2. There is no such thing as a private visit to the historical materials at all

Taste of folk snacks in Jiangnan under Qianlong, is actually a revenge for the people

In fact, although Qianlong went to the south of the river 6 times in that year, each time it used more than 3,000 people, more than 6,000 horses, and thousands of large cruise ships. Access to folk cuisine:

At the time of Qianlong’s arrival, not only did he have to wash the floor with clean water to make it spotless, because the red carpet had not been born, it had to be used in tons. The ton of yellow sand was covered with ground to make sand blankets, and the emperor and grandpa were willing to leave

So Qianlong did not spend much time in the south of the Yangtze River. Because of the emptiness of the state treasury and the corruption of the imperial court, the people became bored. Many places are famine. The whole country hates Qianlong. It is the same as hating Bao Longxing in The Nine Products Sesame Officer. The alleys in the alley are all telling the story of Qianlong being mentally retarded, scumbag, and raped:

The “greed for money” and “cheerful laziness” were the two schools in which Qianlong was ridiculed most by the folks at the time. The “Like Qianlong” in 1991 was adapted from folklore. It talked about the relationship between Qianlong and Jiangnan under the Qianlong. Remaining seeds but have irresponsible past:

In almost every story that ridiculed Qianlong’s popularity, Qianlong claimed to be the middle two of the “Millionaires” stream in a private visit on Weifu. Outside, it was ruthlessly beaten and discarded by a woman and a woman who saw the face of a slag man

The ridicule of “delicious and lazy” is the story of Qianlong looking for common people to beg for food but being routine:

Under the choreography of the common people, Qianlong is comparable to the beetle in the gourmet family, the beetle among the beetles, the corners of the bones that have been rotten for several months, and the fishbone simmering a handful of crushed powder leftovers. Very delicious “, named” Dragon Beard Pearl Congee “, can be described as Qianlong’s stomach, iron bucket of water:

Even if there is surplus food in the home, people will not easily take it out for Qianlong. For example, in the story of duck blood fan soup, “The people saw Qianlong driving and + Xizi killed a duck and stewed the internal organs and duck blood. The pot was brought to Qianlong. After Qianlong ate it, he shouted the world’s best taste ————

On the surface, the ending seems to be a happy one, but where is your product, your fine product, and the duck meat? Harm, of course it is self-retained, like Qianlong naturally only eats blood and viscera