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On January 9, when Trump announced that the Iranian attack did not cause US casualties and the United States would not declare war on Iran, the world was relieved. On the other side, Iran has also stated that it will not seek war, and the first crisis in the 2020s seems to have temporarily subsided.

The New Year in 2020 is really not peaceful. The Australian fire is still burning. The situation in the United States and Iran has suddenly deteriorated. The two sides are arrogant and shouted. They even shouted across Liangmaqiao in simplified Chinese on the Chinese Weibo platform. The Chinese sighed with wonder, but also sweated for world peace.

On the other side of the globe, the United States, as one of the witnesses, seems to be farther away from the conflict in spirit. People sit in front of their computers and laugh at the international situation, turning this crisis into a cyber carnival.

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People who like to smoke are called smokers, those who like to go online are called netizens, and those who ca n’t stop playing stalks can probably be called stalkers.

Since the United States launched an air strike to kill Iranian General Suleimani, World War III has been turned into a cyber buzzword by the people.

Whether it is out of fear of war or ridicule of the situation, while the situation in the United States and Iran is deteriorating, the stalkers are like the second grandfather who is full of bragging and begins to let himself go, thinking about the third world war Picture, usaWhat can I do with Iraq and what can I do after the war.

So boring, meaningless and waste of time, naturally got everyone’s love and active participation, so the topic of WW3 was inexplicably on the hot search of various platforms.

Under this topic, most people see the tension between the two countries and the danger they are about to face. But The new generation of terriers who are accustomed to surfing the Internet sees public anxiety and lack of vent outlets. In other words, this is a great time to play terriers .

In their combat effectiveness, the new generation of terriers has shown great self-confidence. The general died a hundred battles and the strong men returned for ten years. Send me to the battlefield, no designation in 3 seconds.

Most people’s understanding of war is limited to movies and games, so for the third war, most people hold the belief that they will die. Opposite the tiger, he is a cute cat. Even if by luckIt was basically half disabled.

Some people also took the opportunity to ridicule Iran’s military strength. Only by sacrificing magic flying carpets can it compete with the US fighter fleet.

Someone dismissed and said, “Just laugh, you wo n’t have time to cry when you start to fight,” and Takayuki’s answer is: “This stalk is really good!”

A lot of enduring stalks have also been taken out to reheat, just when the Germans were overjoyed because there was finally a World War that was not initiated by themselves, but Trump did not expect to have German blood.

When talking about Germany, the terriers also humiliated the French lying on the ground by the way.

Some people say that it was Trump who led the United States to war for re-election. If G was elected president, this would not happen, because there would never be World War III.

The topic of WW3 has also triggered a new discussion on feminism. Since feminists are very much in favor of equal rights, should the American draft of military regulations be adjusted when war comes?

Adhering to the principle of not being afraid of eating melon, stalk friends produce stalk pictures and meme, and they seem to want to laugh at the enemy. For a time, the stalks of war swept through every corner of Twitter, Facebook, tubing, and tremolo, and the Internet was full of cheerful air.

In this way, the Third World War, which once made countless people jealous, became the first stalk in 2020.

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Most of the main soldiers are young people, and many of them are gamers. They feel that it is time to apply their car gun skills to actual combat, showing the style of the new era soldiers.

People familiar with different games have very different skills in the war. Battlefield players will hijack planes in the air, CoD players will blindly snip 360 degrees, Fortress players will build towers in place, and GTA players can carry a weapon Library of weapons. The stalkers are like the Avengers, showing their magic to the enemy.

However, in reality, it is the first lesson for the stalkers to turn off allied injuries. If you used to shoot at teammates in the game, you need to correct it as soon as possible after joining the army.

To increase combat effectiveness, it is useful to charge money, but too fancy skin may not be suitable for real warfare. It is more important to save your life than to highlight your personality.

“When you are the only player in World War III who has purchased a pass”

Whether it’s a console player or a PC player, you will face new challenges on the battlefield. The host player does not have the auxiliary aiming, and the PC player does not have the mouse positioning. VR players, instead, will be the best beneficiaries.

There was a shooting game called “World War III” last year. Naturally, the terrier friends would not miss such good terrier material, and went to comment on it.

Of course, everyone knows that war is not a game. There is no resurrection and resurrection. If it comes true, it will be too late to cry. But the stalkers didn’t have time to cry because they found that it was also a good stalk material.

Of course, if someone is really killed, do n’t forget to press F to pay tribute.


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Most of the WW3 stalks reflect a theme, which is “We have to finish playing on the battlefield of these fat houses, and we still don’t want to fight for war.”

This is because the United States requires young men aged 18-25 to register for the service selection system, otherwise they will not be able to obtain federal funding or work for the government. After the deterioration of US-Iran relations, many people went to the government website to check whether they were in the recruiting system. They also planned to cancel the registration, which once collapsed the website.

The conscription group happens to coincide with the terrier. Maybe as soon as the door is opened that day, they will be called to the battlefield. So the stalkers came up with all kinds of novel ways to avoid military service, such as blackening the US military account, so that the system could not find you.

When people in the army come to conscript, they can pretend to be foolish and go foolish. You can also pull the flip card in UNO to protect yourself.

In the future, young Americans should pay more attention to watching small movies. Who knows whether the government will turn P Station into the nation ’s largest conscription qualification verification website in order to find men over 18 years old?

The safest way is to go for a transsexual operation, because women are not conscripted by rules.

But women are not completely safe, and there have been more and more female soldiers in recent years, so the best way is to hurry up and conceive.

A military person saw these stubborn words and said: 99% of you are obese, dope, have n’t graduated, ca n’t shoot, do n’t run, and do n’t have a selfless heart. Don’t worry, the army won’t ask you.

These words can not help but let the majority of stalkers silently shed tears, one after another said: Never been so proud.

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War is serious and tragic, but stalks are anti-serious and playful.

So, of course, some people don’t like the stalk people to joke about war.

“The soldiers are It’s really good for you to be kidding behind you when you are born and die, and innocent people are suffering. “

The status of a recruit who is serving in Iran has received a lot of attention. He said: “Some of us may not be able to come back. By then, your jokes will not be funny. Our generation will sooner or later It’s time to get serious. “

January 8th, just as the revelers’ culmination reached its climax, the Iranian side made a practical response, firing missiles at the US military base in Iraq, and the situation changed instantly. People realize that war can really happen, and it’s no longer just a stalk. The stub images on the Internet have also temporarily converged.

But with the easing of the situation, in the past few days, the terriers have happily brushed up the terrier picture again. This also proves that in the Cyber ​​era, nothing can’t be played. If it does, make a stalk of things you can’t play with stalks and play again.

Playing a stalk may be a release of stress, a self-consoling joke. The stalkers use each stalk to deconstruct and criticize the world.

Stalking can also be a subconscious action in the age of traffic. In order for their meme to be spread, praised, and followed, the stalkers think hard about transforming the popular stalks and are constantly looking for new opportunities for heating.

In the face of this somewhat crazy world, they choose to defend themselves with cynical attitude, use ridicule and teasing about the world, cover up pressure and anxiety, in exchange for attention and identification.

Today, playing stalks has become a way of expression for stalkers in the new era, not just for jokes. So in the face of a possible war, the stalkers are more accustomed to expressing their emotions with stalks. Are they optimistic, anti-war or decadent? Maybe they can’t say it themselves.

Someone tunedKan said, “I don’t know what weapons were used in the Third World, but Meme and Terrier will be used in the Fourth World War.”

Comedy master Mel Brooks once said, “Tragedy is like I cut my finger. Comedy is like you fell into the sewer and died.”

The stalk is like this. It can become a stalk when one thing threatens others but not itself. But when it starts to threaten itself, it becomes subtle. When this threat reaches a certain limit, the stalk is no longer a stalk.

A video has been widely spread these days: The soldiers in the video were originally broadcasting live happily, but were suddenly attacked by a bomb. With a clear sound, the car instantly became fragmented and disappeared into the explosion .

Once the war comes, life, games, or stubbornness will become meaningless.

The reason we can look at cat pictures and brush jokes now is because we are still sitting in a safe home away from the threat of war.

So the existence of the stalk, although sometimes irritating, at least shows that we are peaceful for the time being.

Most young people cannot really understand the cruelty of war, and hope they will never understand it. If I had to be involved in a war, I would rather it be a stubborn war.

“make memes, not war”.

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