This article comes from the WeChat public account:ring planet (ID: huanxingxingqiu), author: millet barrel, from the title figure: vision China
Taiwanese are more superstitious, whatI love to worship everything. I have to worship every fifteenth day or New Year’s Day, regardless of ghosts or ancestors. There are also various folk taboos. There are always many precautions in life. If you make a mistake, you may be laughed at as a person with very little common sense.
Many worships and taboos, I have always been relatively disappointed. Perhaps it is the background of the families of other provinces. I prefer not to obey the rules and regulations set by those people in this province. Of course, there are also some very relaxed and cute ones that I can’t help but keep in mind. Every time I encounter it, I don’t feel so cumbersome.
“Good adoration” is a unique culture in Taiwan The protagonist is a puffed snack called “Good obedience”. People’s worship of it is so prosperous that I think One day, this product is not well managed, but it will hurt the hearts of 20 million people.
Good corn crisps, originated about sixty years ago, and the name is very consistent with the style of that period, that is, to call the children “to eat good children will be good, eat good children is the most cute” so simple and clear. Sixty years ago, there were probably not many types of snacks, so Obedient also successfully obtained a large market, and it has become the collective memory of two generations.
Today, Obedient is still a must-have product on the shelves of various supermarkets. In terms of taste, it can’t beat other new varieties with a variety of patterns. But just because there are miracles obediently, ordinary snacks can’t help it. Goodbaby has been upgraded to a god-level snack with its own blessing function.
It’s very important to grab a pack of creamy coconut flavored green packaging. Green, yes, it must be green. The little man with only two teeth in the center of the screen is not important, the important thing is the green light that the little man is holding, yes, “be good + green light all the way”, this is the most important criterion of modern society!
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Looking at it, mobile phones, computers, Internet, TVs, these small and large electrical products, which is not OK when the green light is on, but not OK when the red light is on? So please, just go down the green light like this, otherwise turn to the red light, but it will be in trouble.
In contrast, “five-spiced yellow obedient” and “chocolate-flavored red obedient” without the necessary material of green light are less likely to receive the people’s incense, and only survive by the taste.
How strong the green and obedient divine power can be. I dare say that the entire Taiwanese information industry has been completely ruled by it.
Of course, with the advancement of computers and networks and automated systems, Green has obediently entered major supermarkets, schools, banks, railway transportation systems, aerospace systems, telecommunications companies…etc. Anyway, the green light should be right. local.
I’ve seen it in the district police station, and I want to come to other government departments to start playing the “good boy” card. Even those super computer rooms or research centers that have invested hundreds of millions of dollars and absolutely forbid eating and drinking are the only exceptions.
So, if you happen to have Taiwanese around, you see them put a bag of green and obediently, write their names and appeals in the reserved place, and then respectfully worship it wherever you need a green light So please don’t eat it even if you are hungry, this is not a joke.
Another mysterious snack is Want Want. I believe that Wangwang is more well-known than the god of green lights, because Wangwang is an auspicious thing that ordinary families use every year during the holidays. I heard that the other side regards this as a feudal superstition, and tries to push Wangwang back to the general snack industry. This makes Taiwanese feel a little weird. Wangwang has a function of occupying more than 90% of the market. It is just for worship, not for asking. Bless, should I call Wangwang?
However, the superstition of the Taiwanese is more than “Will Wangwang be prosperous”, because “Wangwangwang must be prosperous” is basically the basic logic of this society, and the focus I want to talk about is the taboo of Wangwang.
“Let people thrive all year”, sometimes it doesn’t work, some professions just can’t thrive. If the police station is prosperous, then the crime rate will soar; if the hospital is prosperous, will the patients fill the corridor; if the reporter is prosperous, the society will be in chaos, if the nursing home is prosperous, will it enter the aging era; Want Want… or stop talking about it.
These are just occupations. In ordinary families, Meeting the Qingming Festival or Zhongyuan Purdue Festival, which one accidentally puts on a prosperous, it is also amazing. Are the wild ghosts all coming here, is it not to scare the dead.
Therefore, Wangwang is not an all-around sacrifice, and it is a taboo if you use it wrongly. And from this reason, all those who bring “wang” function, all apply the above rules. The first qualifying place is pineapple. In Taiwan, pineapple has the meaning of “Wanglai”. Pineapple and all related products, such as pineapple cake or pineapple juice, can not be taken to doctors, police, journalists, orphans according to Wangwang’s standards. Nursing care of these occupations can not be used for the time of sweeping the tomb and worshipping ancestors on the Tomb Sweeping Day.
Taiwan Magazine Calf Monthly article mentions “pineapple and daily C contraindications” in the hospital
The second taboo snack to be listed is the daily C series of drinks, the profession of hedging with the daily C, or the doctor. Daily C is regarded as the “Daily CPR” of black magic by the medical profession. To say that the doctor’s deep hatred of “C”, even Coke has been affected, because the big C at the beginning of Coke is really too eye-catching, and all the C is blackened. Otherwise, when the ward is full, the operating room is out of the bag, and when the patient jumps, the chief physician will definitely go to the office and shout: “Is someone secretly bringing prohibited items!”
So, Is there a psychic food that can never go wrong, the standard answer I personally think should belong to peacock biscuits and Verija. The stability rate of these two outlets is better than Wang
After worship, How to use sanitary napkins is also a mysterious subject in the computer room. Since it is a magical symbol for preventing evil and avoiding evil, it must be placed as close to the computer core as possible. The most direct way is to use the blushing heartbeat method to stick the sanitary napkin away from the packaging and stick it to the inner panel of the machine.
A netizen with a big brain hole also found some serious reasons for this matter, probably “it can help absorb excess moisture and indeed increase the service life of computer parts.”