He just woke up and said to his wife: “Hey, my dear, today is the day of payment for a TV set purchased on credit. The shop people will come to discuss it. However, I did not bring back the money yesterday. No.”
“Then explain to him.” The wife said.
“I don’t like to do this kind of thing, it seems like deceiving, Ding is Ding, Mao is Mao, I like to fulfill my promises meticulously. So do it, after he comes, we stay quietly In the room, without a little noise, he would think that there was no one in the room. When he knocked on the door and knocked, he would leave naturally. I will pay tomorrow.”
After a while, he took off his pajamas, I was going to take a bath, but my wife was already inside and plugged the bathroom door back. There is no way to wait for a cup of coffee.
The bread delivery person has put the paper pocket on the marble table at the door. The water hasn’t boiled, you have to get it back first. Naked and naked. Too unsightly. But it was still early and no one would come out. He opened the door, carefully looking to the left and right, brave enough to take two steps. Unexpectedly, the finger just touched the paper bag of bread, and a gust of wind blew, and the door behind him closed with a bang.
Surprised, he hurriedly turned around and rang the doorbell. While waiting for his wife to open the door, he looked around anxiously. The door didn’t open, but the sound of the “booming” shower head in the room suddenly stopped. Oops, it must be his wife who treats him as a TV receiver.
He tapped the door gently with his finger and whispered, “Maria, open the door! Maria, it’s me!”
The more he knocks, the quieter the house is.
At this time, the sound of the elevator closing the door came from the downstairs. As you can see from the indicator light, the elevator is slowly rising, one floor, another floor… This time it is probably the person who received the TV.
Fortunately, not the payee. He hid under the stairs, and when the elevator passed, he went back to the door, with a paper bag trembling in his hands: “Maria, please open the door! It’s me!”
Wait for him to continue begging, under the stairs Then came the slowly and rhythmic footsteps, someone came up… He was scared of the Six Gods without Lord, Zhang Huang looked around, naked, carrying a paper bag in his hand, like a grungy ballerina. Footsteps are getting closer. He had nowhere to hide, he was wise and pressed the button of the elevator. The door opened, and he had just stepped into the elevator, and the maid climbed up this floor unhurriedly, and then walked up again. He relieved with relief and wiped the cold sweat on his forehead with a bread pocket. But the matter did not end. After the door closed, the elevator began to descend.
“Oh, no good!” The naked man was even more panicked.
What should I do now? At the bottom, if someone opened the elevator door and found him standing inside naked… Maybe it was a neighbor or an acquaintance… Although he was dizzy, he knew he was getting more and more away from his room Far away, I feel that I am experiencing an uncompromising Kafka nightmare. The most thrilling and terrifying scene is like this!
“No good! Bad things!”
He fightsHe grabbed the elevator door and pulled it open, and the elevator stopped between the two floors. He took a deep breath and closed his eyes, realizing the dreamlike feeling under his eyes. Then, he pressed the button on his floor again. Someone downstairs kept pressing the button to greet the elevator. Start first: “Emergency stop!” So, now? Is it up or down? He trembles and releases the emergency brake, closes the door, and firmly presses the button on his floor. Thank goodness, the elevator finally came up.
“Maria! Open the door for me!” He tossed all his concerns aside, roaring loudly, smashing the door hard, leaning tightly on the door frame of his home, and using his bread pocket to cover his naked body to no avail. It turned out that an old lady next door came out.
“Hello, ma’am,” he said awkwardly, “This…I…”
The old lady was so scared and shouted, “God, save me! The bread-sender Stand up!” After that, he hurried back to the house and grabbed the phone to call the walkie-talkie patrol. “There is a naked man at the door!”
Other neighbors heard the shouts and ran out to see the fun .
“Is a lunatic!”
“Look, it’s terrible!”