When I was in college, I was a standard handsome guy, especially favored by girls: a one-eight-eight meter figure with a sharp face. But my wife is an “ugly wife”, which makes my classmates and colleagues quite puzzled.
Speaking, my acquaintance with “Ugly Wife” is very interesting.
At that time, a friend wanted to introduce my girlfriend to me. Before meeting, my friend repeatedly said to me: “This girl is very interesting.” After he finished talking, he laughed vigorously, but never said anything about the girl’s height and appearance. I thought to myself: interesting? It may be that the girl is very cute and has freckles on her nose; or it is naive to talk like fried beans and walk around. To my surprise, when I followed my friend to the gate of the park, I saw a black, skinny, unremarkable girl standing there. A friend pointed at the ugly girl and said, “It’s her.”
Oh my god! It’s quite different from what I imagined: the appearance of an ugly duckling, the dress of Cinderella, and my handsome one-meter-eight are really not compatible! I can’t help but curse my friends to make me happy, it turned out to be such “interesting”! After the introduction of my friend, he said, “Let’s talk for yourself”, and found a reason to leave. I blocked my friend’s face and took care of the ugly duckling’s self-esteem. I didn’t break up with the girl immediately, just followed the ugly duckling into the park. The two went a long way, and I was too lazy to speak.
“Ugly Duckling” walked silently behind her long legs with her short legs. From time to time, she had to trot a few steps to catch up. When she ran alongside me, she glanced at me secretly. I thought to myself: run, see, let you weigh yourself, see if it’s appropriate or inappropriate. I felt that it was not the best, so I refused. Thinking this way, I was calm.
walked for a while, she suddenly asked me: “Are you sure to be disappointed?”
I was surprised by her candidness, looked back at her with wide eyes. Her eyes are sincere. I also found the courage to nod frankly. She smiled slightly and said, “Ah, I already guessed it. Tell you, I am as disappointed as you are!”
“What? Are you also disappointed?” I was puzzled and thought that this “ugly duckling” really can’t eat When the grapes arrive, they call the grapes sour. Let’s make a psychological balance! Fortunately, give her a step and let her step down, just say: “What do you think of me?”
She said: “I think you are too handsome to make me run again in vain today, or not I found the half that belonged to me.”
I couldn’t help laughing, thinking about her is also pitiful, and said: “Love, pay attention to fate. You see a lot of couples and lovers on the street, go They don’t always fit well together.”
“Yeah, but no handsome guy is willing to walk together with me. I have been disappointed many times. This time I thought I was an ugly guy. It’s a handsome guy again. I said how could your friend never learn a lesson! It always hurts me in vain and makes people unhappy!”
I couldn’t help laughing, I thought it was like what my friend said, this The girl is very interesting. But i don’t wantBecause this “ugly duckling” is interesting and continue to talk to her, after all, the difference between us is too great. I suddenly remembered that a teacher from my university lived nearby, so why not go to him so that I can end this pointless “slap” as soon as possible?
I gently told her what I meant. She nodded sympathetically and we turned around and walked out of the park. Due to a heavy rain last night, there were patches of water on the street, and we could only jump across the puddles. At this moment, a speeding taxi passed by us, and the dirty water splashed by the wheels flew to both sides. She called out “Caution” and stepped over to me, blocking the taxi and me. As a result, the turbid water splashed on her skirt and spotted down, but I was safe. Looking at her skirt, which was stained by muddy water, I couldn’t help but yell at the taxi, but she waved her hand and said, “Forget it, this car must be advertised for the bathhouse. I take a shower. If I don’t even leave my name, I ran away!”
This sentence of her made me laugh. She also smiled and said, “Look, I’m all done, I have to go home and change my clothes. I won’t accompany you anymore.” She found me a step down.