As early as when I was studying, there was an exam. The teacher asked him: “Would you like to answer a difficult question, or two easy questions?” Lincoln answered with confidence: “Answer a difficult question.” “Then you answer, How did the eggs come from?” “The chicken was born.” The teacher asked again: “Where did the chicken come from?” “Teacher, this is already the second question.” Lincoln said with a smile.
—Times, Lincoln walked to the city. —When the car came from behind him, he raised his hand to stop the car and said to the driver: “Can I take this coat to the city for me?” “Of course,” the driver said: “How can I Return the coat to you?” Lincoln replied, “Oh, it’s very simple. I plan to wrap it in the coat.” The driver was impressed by his humor and smiled and got him in the car.
Lincoln was a lawyer. In one court appearance, the other party’s lawyer presented a simple argument over and over for more than two hours, making the audience impatient. It was finally difficult for Lincoln to take the stage to defend the accused. He went to the podium, took off his coat and put it on the table, then took a glass of water and drank two sips of water, then put on his coat again, then took off his coat and put it on the table , Drinking water again, dressing again, this repeated five or six times, the audience in the court laughed forward and backward. Lincoln—not speaking, he started his defense speech after the laughter.
Lincoln’s face is longer and unsightly. -Times, he debated with Stephen Douglas, Douglas ridiculed him as a two-faced. Lincoln replied: “If I had another face, would I still wear this ugly face?”
Yes, Lincoln was wiping his leather shoes, a foreign diplomat walked to him : “Mr. President, did you actually wipe your shoes?” “Yes,” Lincoln asked in surprise, “Are you wiping someone else’s shoes?”