Zhu Xiaodi’s father, Dad Zhu, is a very unwilling person to go shopping, but today because of his depressed mood, he went shopping alone!
Dad Zhu strolled on the street and walked into a shop on the road…< br> Dad Zhu picked up a bowl: Boss, does this bowl have any other data besides height and caliber? For example, thickness, width of bowl bottom, height of bowl bottom, angle of bowl wall tilt?
Shopkeeper: No Sorry, no.
Dad Zhu: The customer is God, you don’t even know the size of the bowl, and you are too irresponsible for God?
Owner: God! Please tell me what the angle of the bowl wall is… …
Father Zhu grumbled, “God is not omnipotent,” and hurried away.
walked around and saw a mobile phone shop, Dad Zhu walked in again.
Dad Zhu: Anyone?
Owner: I’m sorry, I only sell mobile phones here, not people!
Dad Zhu pointed to a mobile phone: Oh, I know you sell mobile phones, What color do you have in this phone?
Owner: Red and Black.
Dad Zhu: I am not buying novels! Do you have chocolate?
Owner: Yes, do you want Dove or Jindi?
Dad Zhu: Please, I asked you this Does this phone have a chocolate color?
Owner: Uh… I’m sorry, I was so distracted by you, I have forgotten that I sell a mobile phone!
Dad Zhu: How much is this mobile phone?< br> The owner: 3799.
Dad Zhu: Is it too expensive? You can buy a laptop at this price!
Owner: That’s right! Imagine you are standing in the crowd, flipping the notebook on your ear and listening to the phone The styling must be cool!
Dad Zhu was amused by the owner’s words. He thought, no wonder so many people like shopping. It turns out that shopping is really a fun thing. So he went on to ask: Boss, how is the call quality of your mobile phone, can you guarantee it?
Owner: Of course, no problem! The call quality of Nokia mobile phones is very good.
Dad Zhu: But I have bought several mobile phones before, and I can’t hear what others are saying when I call, or would you recommend me one?
The owner: I think, hearing aids should be More suitable for you!
Dad Zhu laughed, went out to change shops and then visited. This is a shoe store.
Dad Zhu: Boss, how is the quality of your shoes here? Is it durable?
Owner: Only relatively durable, there is no absolute durability.
Dad Zhu: Oh?
Owner: Have you seen anyone wear ancestral leather shoes?
Dad Zhu: Do you have leather shoes here?
Owner: I only have cowhide With pigskin leather shoes, there is no leather shoes made with needles, wear such shoes, don’t the needles get stuck on the feet?
Papa Zhu:……
Papa Zhu transferred after several stores ,according toI didn’t buy anything (in fact, he didn’t bring much money in his pocket). But it can’t be said that he got nothing, because he feels that his depressed mood is much better. On the way home, Zhu’s dad even thought of the next adjustment method when he was in a bad mood: go to the supermarket and pinch instant noodles! Haha!