“Brother Zhu, are you too lazy? Your white socks are probably not recognized in the coal pile!”
“Brother Zhu, how long have you not taken a bath? The microorganisms on your body can open the dance forest It’s time for the conference!”
“Brother Zhu, can’t you exercise? Look at your young age, you have a bucket waist with a variety of styles!”
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I’ve been annoying recently, More annoying! Every day there are people saying that his lazy voice, and one after another, without stopping for a moment. “In the long run, how can my young ears and immature heart stand?” Zhu Xiaodi thought, “No, I must find a way to fight back against the Jedi!” After a few hours of hard thinking, Zhu Xiaodi finally realized that he was wrong. .
However, it is not your own fault, but the fault that others do not understand. Thinking that my laziness can make such a big contribution to the earth’s environmental protection cause, Zhu Xiaodi is about to be moved to cry…
I don’t talk about hygiene, I am environmentally friendly!
My Zhu Xiaodi is definitely not that kind Barbarians spitting and urinating everywhere, I am just a civilized lazy man.
The reason why I don’t want to take a bath is because it wastes the most precious water resources on the planet and also wastes electricity. More importantly, the soap, bath liquid, etc. used in the bath will pollute the environment. This principle also applies to washing clothes.
How can environmentalists like my little brother Zhu do this kind of thing that is not conducive to environmental protection? I am a little bit dirty, but I have made such a great contribution to the environmental protection cause. Shouldn’t it be praised?
I don’t love sports, I am environmentally friendly!
First of all, in my little brother Zhu’s view, sports are a very energy consuming thing. When energy is consumed, it needs to be replenished. All of us eat cooked food. This process of supplementing energy wastes a lot of water, electricity and other resources in addition to food. There are countless old people and children in this world who are struggling on the hunger line, and eating after we exercise is tantamount to wasting life-saving food that could have survived a hungry person!
In addition, according to “Africa’s A butterfly flapping its wings may cause a hurricane in North America. The theory is that the movement of the body of a behemoth relative to the butterfly is enough to cause a super tsunami or a major earthquake. It is possible that the heat I emit will cause the North and South Arctic glaciers to melt, the sea water will rise, and flood hundreds of cities!
Also, according to the law of gravity, my movement may also cause the orbit of a certain asteroid to change. Asteroids are likely to fly into the solar system and pose a threat to the earth!
Maybe the extinction of dinosaurs was caused by the collective morning exercise of their huge bodies! So, for the future of the earth, my little brother Zhu was selfless again I chose to sacrifice my own interests.
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Thinking of this, Brother Zhu could not help but burst into tears: “Wow! What a great environmentalist I am! But no one around me understands me.Is Xiong destined to be lonely?” Zhu Xiaodi put on the most melancholic expression, looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle…
Zhu Xiaodi wants everyone to understand and support him on the road of laziness and environmental protection, but He immediately gave up the idea of persuading others, the reason is: “I am too lazy to take care of you!”