I was preparing for the class that the school was about to start, so I asked some of Yang Yang, a boy who was very active in the class, and the fat dude. I wanted them to make a show. When they danced and danced, Yang Yang pulled up. Pull my clothes corner.
“Hey, you see for yourself.” It turned out that I had stepped on the laces, but I didn’t know it.
I immediately removed my foot and glared at him: “When did your shoelace run down my shoe? Why didn’t you say it in advance?”
In the first class in the afternoon, the class teacher said yes We will prepare for the theme class next week.
The show is “Small Wild Goose Flying into the Twenty-first Century”, we decided to let the fat brother play Emperor Ama, because he usually speaks in a tone similar to that of the Emperor, which is quite funny. When he heard The news was so happy that I ran to the podium and punched my chest like an ape man. I also shook hands with everyone in the class. While shaking hands, I kept saying, “Students, although I want to Acting emperor, but don’t be polite with me, just kneel!” Jian Jian asked with wide eyes when he heard that he was going to play Erkang: “Who plays Ziwei?” I said, “I haven’t decided yet. , But you can rest assured that our drama does not involve emotions, you don’t need to be nervous.” Unexpectedly, he laughed and waved his hands. “I want to hug! I want to kiss! It’s fun!” It’s good to play Ziwei’s Lian said: “How can this kind of person play Erkang, it’s a freak!”
Wei Wei heard that he was going to play Wu Ge, and he immediately kissed the fat brother. I got up and happily hooked up the fat man who was going to play the emperor and said “Give me money Give money” and later said, “I want the three houses and six houses, you will give it to me.” The fat man rolled his eyes straight to me: himself Where is such a silly son! In the end, Weiwei said he would not play Wu Ge for any reason, for many reasons.
“There are too many lines to remember.” This is the first one-in fact, there are only six sentences?
“People who play Wu’s brother are not good-looking, don’t you call me acting to destroy my image?” The admiring Su Youpeng next to him almost didn’t ask for this sentence. His life became more and more outrageous. ……
“I’m not good at acting again, I don’t think it’s better to play a horse, or donkey!” I almost didn’t vomit blood!
“Then I don’t play Er Kang, I play a tree to tie this horse.” Jian Jian is also very active.
“Then I play a man who destroys the tree!” I don’t know who should answer.
Obviously, this sketch was completely disintegrated by everyone.