I
Geography teacher wrote: “You are the Eastern Hemisphere, I am the Western Hemisphere. We
together, it is the entire earth.”
The other party wrote back: “If this is the case, it is not only me on the earth.
Is this a lonely pair?”
二
History teacher wrote: “The reality is today, history is yesterday, we
fall in love, yesterday and today are naturally connected together “”
The other party wrote back: “Only yesterday, today and not tomorrow, we live
What else does it mean?”
三
The mathematics teacher wrote: “My dear, you are positive, I am a negative number.
We are all rational numbers. It should be a natural pair.”
The other party wrote back: “My dear, if I make an unreasonable
thing after marriage, it is still reasonable. Right?”
四
The teacher of philosophy proposes this way: “Fangfang, you are existence, I mean”
knowledge, according to the principle of materialism, existence determines consciousness, and I wish to be you forever
loyalty Servant.”
The other party replied: “According to the principles of dialectics, under certain conditions,
consciousness has a negative effect on existence. Once we get married, you become the master
my emperor.”< br> 五
Language teacher wrote more touching: “Qianqian, you are the star of summer night,
you are the cloud of spring, you are the babble stream, you are on the wicker branch of the stream
Bai Ling, you are a light dance step, you are a pleasant singing voice…”
Qianqian wrote back and said, “My God, you only love me not.”
六
Physics teacher The sentiment is written better: “You are the cathode, I am the yang.
polar, we can produce electricity for love when we combine!”
girlfriend is terrified: “Please go away! I dare not come near you, me Fear of electric shock
is killed.”
七
Biology teacher’s love letter is unique: “People are emotionally high
and other animals. I daring to court you, you will definitely accept mine Love,
Because we are all the highest animals on earth.
He received a reply like this: “I urge you to send the letter of courtship to the move
Go to the garden!”