Mom said that my IQ is only 76. I don’t know how high my IQ is. I only know that I am a very lethal person. Many people have been hurt by me. Some of them have lost hope in life, and some have even committed suicide. So I have always suspected that I have potential superpowers, and somehow this superpower has a particularly strong effect on my teachers.
I still remember the first teacher who died because of me. I was in the first grade of elementary school at that time, and the teacher took us to the wild
to take a natural practice class. Seeing the spring breeze blowing, and the willow branches, the teacher couldn’t help but think of a question, so he asked, “Classmates,
Do you know how to identify the direction of the wind?” “I know!” A little girl in the same class answered while obeying Pick up a leaf on the ground and throw it into the air. “Pick a thing and throw it in the air and watch it float over there, don’t you know it?” “Well, it’s very good.” The teacher praised “Is there any other student who would like to demonstrate to you again and see what wind is blowing now?”
“I.” I volunteered to come out and picked up half a brick from the ground and threw it into the air… …
“Report to the teacher, it’s blowing up and down now!”………………
I can’t remember what the teacher’s expression was like at the time. I just remember that he struggled a few times and died in anger.
Later, according to the doctor in the hospital, he died due to sudden violent stimulation that caused Qi and Blood to walk back into flames. In this way, I
killed a people’s teacher.
First grade teacher teaches us to know poultry animals.
Teacher: “There is an animal with two feet. When Father Sun comes out every morning, it will wake you up and
when you get up, what kind of animal is it?”
I replied: ” Mom!” The teacher almost smiled!
After returning home during the midterm exam, my mother asked me how I did the test?
I said, I didn’t fill out one question
What question did my mother ask?
I said: I have a question asking how many times 3 times 7 I did 15 regardless of 3, 7, 21.
My mom sprayed the water I just drank on my dad’s face, hey I am too great!
My dad asked me how was my school? The father asked, “Is your female teacher satisfied with you?” “
”Ah, yes, Dad, very satisfied. “
”How do you know? She told you in person? “
”Of course, Dad. The day before yesterday she said to me: ‘If all the students are like you, I will leave school immediately! ’
This shows that I have learned it all. ”
My dad’s brain immediately! @#$# @! $％$#@ @
One day in math, the teacher asked 1+1=?, I said I don’t know. The teacher asked me to go back and ask. I asked my mother , Mommy is cooking,
tell me to get out. I asked Dad, Dad watched the ball again and yelled’Shuang’. I asked my sister, my sister was singing, I sang BBY. I
asked my brother, my brother was in Call and say; I’m waiting outsideyou.
The next day, the teacher asked 1+1=? I said; you get me out, the teacher gave me a slap, I yelled cool, the teacher scolded me
rice bucket, I countered the mean. Old saying; get out. I said; I’m waiting for you outside. Our math teacher was guilty of high blood pressure on the spot, and I was dizzy.
Followed.
When I took a Chinese class in elementary school, all Chinese teachers in the school went to Ni teacher. Teacher Ni wrote a word “be” on the blackboard
, asked me: “Do you know this word?” I answered “I don’t know”, and Teacher Ni started to inspire me like this: “You have a bed in your home
“I?” I answered “Yes”, “What’s in the bed?” “Mat”, “What on the mat?”
I answered: “My mother”, teacher Ni thought, this is also true, the mother is quilt , And then inspired down: “
What about your mother?” “My father”. Teacher Ni didn’t expect me to say that. In front of so many teachers, I asked, “What about the quilt?” I replied, “The quilt is on the ground.” Teacher Ni is also angry with me. It’s time for the Lamb’s Disease Hospital
!
Later, the school changed a teacher to let us make sentences. I took the time to finish the homework. The teacher was very impressed with the sentence I wrote.
Yes:
Sad—-The big ditch in front of our house is sad.
If—-Canned if the juice is nutritious.
Naive—-It’s really hot today, it’s a good day for swimming.
Ten —- My sister’s math test is only ten, which is really embarrassing.
Care —- I always start with something easy.