That evening, just after supper, my wife, Ami, wrapped her arms around my neck and said, “My husband, you don’t need to wash the pots tonight. I want to rub you with you.”
“What?” I Staring at Ami with wide eyes, “You also rub the linen, don’t you have a fever?” He said while touching Ami’s forehead.
“What kind of fever do I have to entertain!” his wife raised her head.
To tell the truth, I am a “Mahjong fan”, and I tickled my hands without playing mahjong for three days. For this reason, my wife Amei didn’t “fight the battle” with me, but anyway, I won more and lost less, especially the money I won After that, he would give Ami half of his pocket money every time, and his wife opened her eyes and closed her eyes. Of course, occasionally, my wife will always want to nag, what is “playing mahjong is a gambling behavior, illegal behavior, affecting work and husband and wife relationship” and so on, whenever this time, I pretend to be deaf and dumb, rushing to do housework . Sometimes I also wield my wife: “Now that material life is so good, it’s time to enjoy a spiritual life. Don’t stare at the brother and sister in the TV show all the time. It’s a fool. Playing mahjong is more fun.” Ami firmly objected that he would not play mahjong in this life. What’s wrong with Ami tonight, I’m puzzled.
The Mahjong Hall in the residential area may be open or closed. Playing openly is trivial, purely entertaining, and the most exciting is the one that is not open, with a few hundred yuan winning or losing overnight. I asked my wife: “Which one to play?” “Unlisted.” I stared at my wife again, what happened to Ami tonight?
I sat on a table with Ami playing mahjong When the hour hand was just pointing at 11 o’clock, Ami suddenly stood up and said, “My money is lost, I won’t hit it, and I will go to work tomorrow!” Seeing his wife going home, I didn’t stop her: “Then you go back first Go to bed at home, I’ll go back after a while.” Ami just left, and the “watcher” next to it picked up and opened.
It was already 1 am when I got home, and I walked into the bedroom lightly, for fear of waking up Ami. But I just sat on the edge of the bed, the lamp on the bedside table suddenly turned on, I was shocked, and then I saw my wife Ami’s eyes wide open, without any sleepiness. I said, “How about, playing mahjong is stimulating? But I lost money.” Ami suddenly laughed: “If you lose well, I just want to lose money. It’s too happy.” My hand touched Ami’s forehead: “Aren’t you having a fever?”
Ami held my arm and said, “Her husband, do you know why I played mahjong tonight? To tell you the truth, I will go to the vegetable market this morning When I bought meat, I found a 50 yuan counterfeit currency. When I found the counterfeit currency returned to the market, the guy who sold the meat turned upside down and refused to admit it. I was so angry that he had a big quarrel with him. I went to a few shopping malls on the street, not only did not spend it, but also quarreled with others a few times. So, I wanted to export the counterfeit money by playing mahjong, and let out the breath that was stuck in my heart, ah! The counterfeit money finally came out happily!” I patted my head, it turned out to be the case! Amei leaned on my armsJiao said: “Husband, did you win tonight?”
“I have a good luck tonight and won more than one hundred dollars.” I said while pulling up my clothes pocket, “Old rules, see the money and give half . “
wife took the 50 yuan that I handed her with joy, suddenly his face changed and jumped, and then punched my shoulders with fists, I asked in doubt: “How are you? Startled?”
Amei’s tears came out: “Her husband, the 50 yuan you gave is the fake coin I lost tonight!”