Misunderstanding
An old lady took her cat for a walk on the road. Suddenly a man came on a bicycle and slammed the cat. The man quickly stopped and said sorry: “Auntie, I am willing to compensate you.”
“That’s great, how about your ability to catch mice?”
rust pot
one day, The canteen chef said to the boss: “Boss, it’s time for a new pot.”
The boss said: “Why?”
The chef replied: “Because the iron pan has not seen oil and water for too long, it is almost rusty.” < br>
話令
The tramp knocked on the door, and the hostess saw him and scolded: “You look very strong, you can live and work on the job site to earn money to feed yourself, and you don’t need to eat.”
” Yes, ma’am.” He replied, “You are good looking, you should have performed on stage, not doing housework.”
“Wait,” said the hostess, her cheeks flushed, ” I’ll check it out right away to see what’s at home for you.”
沉醉
Two friends traveled to Spain together and enjoyed themselves.
On this day, they walked into a clothing store full of beautiful clothes and tried on them one by one. The shopkeeper looked at them as they changed their clothes incessantly, and looked blank.
I finally came to a Chinese-speaking customer and kindly reminded them: “Ladies, this is a clothing dry cleaner.”
Provincial stamp
Xiaojuan: “Mom, this money Here you are.”
Mother: “So you sent a letter without a stamp?”
Xiaojuan: “It doesn’t matter, I secretly put the letter into the postbox while the post office is not paying attention.”
< br> Insurance measures
A guerrilla is telling the children a story of battle. Suddenly he asked a 12-year-old boy: “If you are a guerrilla commander, what action should the guerrillas take to prevent the enemy from using the railway?”
The boy replied loudly: “Quickly occupy the ticket office and burn it All tickets!”
without translation
A factory manager went abroad with the tour group, he wanted to buy something on the street and bring it back, ask the tour guide to help him translate the bargain. During the conversation, the foreigner had a sneeze, and the tour guide happened to have a itchy nose. The factory manager said unhappy to the tour guide: “This one does not need to be translated, I can understand it!”
Who drives
A young man is driving a car, he is holding the steering wheel in one hand and the other is in his arms girl. This was discovered by the traffic police, and the traffic police shouted anxiously: “Hey! Use both hands!” The boy turned back strangely: “If that is the case, who will drive the car?”
Excited police
The young policeman testified for his first case