1. At the friend’s house that day, I didn’t know where to put the phone, so I borrowed the phone of my friend and his girlfriend and listened to it. Enter my number, press the dial button, and the screen displays my saved name: B3 (I’m so relieved, but fortunately a third runner)
2. When I took out my pocket, a key fell off, Did not find it at the time, then went back to find!
There were a couple of lovers on the roadside, and the man suddenly said excitedly: Whose is it? Who is it?
I thought it was the key and quickly said: mine, mine! It was my
I learned later that the woman was pregnant. . . . Pity my face. . . Pained for a few days.
3. I had a group meeting at school today and suddenly sneezed unexpectedly. When I raised my head, I noticed that my snot was on the back of the girl in front. The girl did not notice it, so she secretly thought Help her wipe it off, just stretch her hand up, the girl next to her found out and yelled, “How can you wipe your nose with someone else!!??”
5. At the university, the classmates will have dinner and drink one drink after another After a while, there will be a reaction in the stomach. . .
Rushing to the toilet, it spewed out before it even stood firm. . . . 簌簌口Go back and sit down, just like everyone. After a while, my friend got up and said he was going to the toilet. I kindly advised: \”Don’t go, someone just vomited, it’s disgusting.\”
6. Get on the bus in the afternoon, take out the bus card and throw it in The coin slot is in.
7. When I was in middle school, I didn’t do a good homework. The 2 words that the teacher gave me in the homework book and redo it.
I went to buy it early the next morning, and then He gave the homework book to him and asked him to hand it over to me.
The most classic place appeared. His old man wrote a post after redo, and he didn’t do it.
Next, it was a tragedy,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,The,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, …. What’s more tragic, it’s about to graduate, he told me,,,,,,.
8. Walking behind a crowded street Suddenly, an overbearing whistle sounded, and before I realized it, a Buick commercial vehicle hit my shoulder; I didn’t get angry, but just gently took out the key, and stroked from beginning to end as it progressed A beautiful arc
9. Buying socks on a stall, one pair, one pair, cheap, originally wanted to buy thirty pairs, but only the same black style was left, I said that the socks selling socks, one color is good , I lost one and took the other on top. No one could see it, and I was right. So I bought thirty pairs.
It was changed in two days.
The result was almost two months later. I was at the same table. I can’t stand it anymore and say: you are lazy to death, why didn’t you even change a pair of socks for two months?
I:
10. I’ve cooled down recently, I saw a strongman on the highway, and opened A cabriolet sports a motorcycle helmet.
11. My father and mother said that when I was young, I stayed with them in a hotel. When I woke up in the morning, they found that I used my toothbrush to brush my teeth. The problem is that the hotel’s sink is higher than mine. TheyJust asked me how to fill the water, I took them into the toilet and pointed at the toilet……
12. A high school student said dreams
“Ai Fei, Ai Fei, don’t leave me”
I petrochemical… …
After a while
“The state of the Great Qing Dynasty has just perished. I don’t want to be willing, I don’t want to be willing.”
I just collapsed…
13. Tell me about my wife< br>The day before yesterday my wife went online to find a financial software, so I gave her the computer. I looked at it. My wife opened le skillfully, typed “Baidu” in the search bar, then opened Baidu in the search results, and continued to find her. Things–+
Now, I will tell my wife what I’m looking for, go to Le Baidu…
14. Say a classmate’s parents.
His parents are just in love. One day, when he went shopping, his mother saw a down jacket, but he took his father away when he saw the price.
His dad said: I can’t afford it yet can’t try it? His father forced his mother into the dressing room.
His mother swapped it out. His father looked at Xixiong, pulled his mother and ran, and said: Run! While the salesperson is away!
His mother wore that down jacket, the label floated outside, was dragged by his dad and flew outwards, just passing a post, his mom cried while holding the post. His dad turned around and said seriously: Run! Are you waiting to be caught?
His mother cried more fiercely. Then his dad laughed: Hahahaha… I paid for the clothes when you went in.
15. Batch assignments, seeing that students do not draw pictures for geometric problems, please comment: no picture and no truth~
16. Girlfriend wants to check phone bill, send text message to 10086: how much is my phone bill left
17 , A classmate has a car accident, a broken foot, and is hospitalized.
A few of us who had good fun went to see him.
As soon as I entered the inpatient department, I met his parents.
I quickly went forward to ask about the disease.
The result turned into
“Aunt and Uncle, how did you die~~”