One day they met God when they were shopping! They said to God, they all died miserably, hoping to let them go to heaven! God said helplessly that there are too many tenants in heaven and it is full. But there is still a quota now! You say, see who died the worst, let him go to heaven! So, the first ghost began to say…
I was a cleaner before I was born. Work is very hard! From morning to night! One day, I was cleaning the glass outside a building! It was the kind of dangerous work hanging from the sky! On the 30th floor or more! Suddenly, my foot slipped and fell off That’s it! I think it’s over! It’s dying! But survival would have allowed me to scramble unconsciously! Fortunately, I grabbed a balcony railing on the 13th floor. I thought, I was saved! So I wanted to wait for a while to climb up! I know, suddenly someone grabbed my hand and I fell again! I think, I am really finished this time! It was decided that there was a tent underneath to catch me, and I am glad that I must have accumulated virtue in my previous life! Who knows, a refrigerator fell off the top and smashed me to death!
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The second ghost said: I was a clerk before my death. Everything is fine, I have a wife, very beautiful. The figure is great! But it’s just a little dishonest. I have a mild heart attack. One day I forgot to bring medicine at work, I went home to get it. As soon as I entered the door, I saw my wife’s hair scattered and her clothes untidy. There must be something weird. So I searched the house, the kitchen and the toilet, but I couldn’t find it. When I got to the balcony, I found that there were two hands on the railing. I thought: “Where to run!” So I grabbed his hand. I thought to myself, the 13th floor! I won’t die if you fall! I waited for a while, but I didn’t die! I was caught by the tent! I was anxious, so I searched the house and entered the kitchen. I finally killed him! I was so happy at that time! I laughed. Who knows, my heart congested with laughter, and laughed to death!
The third ghost said: I was a little bastard in my life, but I haven’t done anything bad! One day I went to a female friend’s house! Just after finishing things, her husband came back suddenly! I have to find a place to hide. So I looked for the kitchen and the toilet, and finally found that their refrigerator was quite large, so I hid in the refrigerator! I didn’t understand how her husband knew that I was in the refrigerator. He actually took the refrigerator from the 13th floor. Throw it down! I just fell off with a refrigerator!