Slow talk
A director often uses “May 4th Three” to give a report, which is concise and concise. One day, a sudden inspiration, use “four qi” to summarize one’s day’s work, and write down in the diary: “Speak qi in the morning, qi at noon, luck in the afternoon, and strength in the evening.”
Sweet potato became popular
“It’s better to go home and sell sweet potatoes instead of being the ruler for the people.” This is a fashionable word in the officialdom. An official deeply felt that both honest and diligent are both painful and tiring, so he changed the word only to the opposite of the word: “If an official is the master of the people, it is better to go home and sell sweet potatoes.” The common people are puzzled: “This is common. How did the sweet potatoes become a popular commodity for officials?”
Effects
The three directors of a certain transportation bureau have successively failed due to corruption and bribery. When he took office, he expressed his determination to be incorrupt, and he was more generous than one term; after his dismissal, the amount of dirty money was greater than that of one term. The fourth incumbent looked at the throne, trembling with fear, as if watching his predecessor beckoning to him: “Come on, playing mahjong, three missing one!”
断字
An official enters a leisure Room, want to stay in bed. To the young lady, she said, “I didn’t bring cash this time, can I make a debt?” The young lady said, “This shop is a cash transaction, not a credit account. You didn’t see the word “prostitute” written clearly-to play a woman, Count the tickets first?”
征婚
A mayor has a ten-year-old turtle, which is a rare treasure in the world. The mayor has three “honey” and four “milk”, and is resident in the gentle township. One night, he had a whimsy and wanted to marry Wannian Turtle online. Jianpan just knocked out a line of titles, and the mistress in her arms said shamelessly: “You can’t think enough!” The mayor said: “This turtle also has sexual desire, seeing it as a single shadow, you can’t bear it!”