★Once, a banker who consistently discriminated against blacks asked Alexandre Dumas: “I heard that you have a quarter of black ancestry, isn’t it?” “I think so.” Alexandre Dumas said.
“What about Lingzun?” “Half of black blood.”
“How about Lingzou?” “All black.”
“Excuse me, what about Lingzong?” The banker broke the casserole and asked in the end. “Ape.” Dumas said seriously.
“Are you kidding me? How is that possible!”
“Really, it’s apes. Daisuke Ma leisurely said, “My family starts with apes, and your family ends with apes. ”
★One day, a friend asked Alexandre Dumas to write a eulogy, and Alexandre Dumas knew that the deceased was a rampant Parisian policeman, and suddenly asked: “How much does it cost to bury him?” The friend said in amazement. “25 francs. ”
“Here is 50 francs, you can bury two. “Said Dumas.
★ One night, Dumas and a writer friend went to the theater to watch the tragedy created by the friend. During the performance, Dumas saw many people in the audience were sleepy. , I said to my friends half-jokingly, “Is this how the tragedy you created brought to the audience?”
The next day, when the “Church of Grace and Enemy” by Dumas was staged in the theater, They went to watch together again. When a friend also found an audience who was sleeping in the theater, he immediately pointed at the person and asked Alexandre Dumas: “It seems that your play is also very powerful, or else How can people sleep so sweetly?” Majestic Dahma laughed and said, “Don’t you remember him? He was the audience who fell asleep last time, and he hasn’t woken up yet!”