Mark is a famous state legislator. He left his remote hometown early and went to Manhattan.
On this day, Mark was invited to give a speech in his hometown. The speech was held in an empty open-air plaza. Mark stood on the podium and talked, and suddenly a wind blew, blowing a few pages of speech to the ground. Mark is about to pick it up. Unexpectedly, his fat body makes bending down very difficult. Under the eyes of all eyes, he even suffocated a fart. What’s more terrible is that the microphone’s performance is very good, and he successfully expanded his “masterpiece”. The sound resounded like a big drum, deafeningly echoed over the square.
Mark felt unprecedented embarrassment, but still lost the demeanor of a politician and continued the speech casually. Afterwards, he did not care about applause or applause, so he hurried away. Since then, Mark has never returned to his hometown, which has become a heartache for him for many years.
Several years later, Mark’s mother was seriously ill and he had to return home to visit. Under the cover of night, Mark opened a room in a hotel under the name “Levy”. The front desk attendant routinely asked: “Mr. Levy, are you visiting here for the first time?” Mark nodded: “Yes, young people.”
The waiter said enthusiastically: “I hope you will spend your time here A good time!” This sentence touched Mark, and he sighed softly: “But… many years ago, a friend of mine here was very embarrassed… speaking, it was entirely his own mistake… ”
“It’s okay, everything has passed!” The waiter said with a smile, “We have simple folk customs here, and no one will take the mistakes of others as a laughing stock. No matter what ugliness anyone has, it will be forgotten in a blink of an eye. Erjing.” Mark heard that a stone in his heart finally fell to the ground, and said to himself: “Thank God for blessing, I hope so…”
At this time, the waiter suddenly came up with another sentence: ” However, Mr. Levy, please forgive my curiosity. The thing you said… did it happen before Mark fart or after fart?”