Since last year, our office has been in a wonderful state. On the surface, everything is normal. Everyone is working seriously and being lazy, but from time to time, someone will suddenly throw the mouse and roar: “Anyway 2012 is coming, Lao Tzu. Don’t do it!” Then the people around them immediately raised their heads, all expressing their approval in a riddle, and a slack mood in the office.
Two minutes later, this buddy buried his head again and continued to write his PPT; the people around were also busy with each other, as if nothing had happened. Until another person shouted casually on the phone: “There are less than two years left in the world. If you look at it, why bother.”
This is not a prophecy team, nor a terrorist concentration camp, just A group of office workers suffering from “2012 syndrome”.
The initial form of expression was just a few emotions during the greeting: “Early, today is cold enough, it is almost the same in May.” “No way, 2012 is coming soon. Haha Haha.”
Then, 2012 became an all-purpose excuse.
“You say that inflation is so high, CPI rises every day, what can I do in the future?” Nothing, even if 10% per year, it will end up to 2012 at most.”
“My child is in school, school district The room hasn’t been chosen yet.” “Relax, he won’t be able to enter school after 2012…”
And so on, “2012” is like a magical spell, as if you only pronounce these four syllables, everyone It became open-minded and cheerful, the pressure was not so great, and the mood was not so bad, just like a great monk who saw the world, and he didn’t care about everything.
Humans are a very wonderful creature. If you tell them that the acquired world will be destroyed, they will most likely panic; if you tell them that the world will be destroyed in the next year, they will most likely be suspicious and continue to live their lives. Do what you do, but you can’t help but whisper in your heart, and then do something silly.
For example, the male colleagues who are not afraid of the office, the most favorite thing to do is to get together at lunch and discuss who is most valuable to human beings.
was first excluded from the brand promotion department. Useless is a scholar. After 2012, even humans are gone. To whom do these literati advertise?
Then the marketing department was abandoned. In the same way, mankind has perished, and there is no such thing as a “market”.
The sales department suffered even worse. After 2012, they not only had no customers, but even the “sales area” disappeared.
The technical department has the value of preservation. They understand electricity, are proficient in machinery, and have strong academic and practical skills. Unfortunately, they have no money. The Ministry of Finance will not approve the company to spend 1 billion euros on this kind of thing-although it is valuable to human civilization, it does not comply with the company’s financial policy.
When everyone finds that no one is qualified and financially able to board the boatAfter that, the topic quickly changed to how to escape by yourself.
Almost every day someone will come up with a new plan, which will be overturned within half an hour. It is impossible to build a submarine. It will be twisted by the tide in the global tsunami. It is also impossible to build a basement. The huge water pressure can crush any fluke; the airship is not reliable. Global weather changes will make the entire advection The layer becomes unpredictable unless you have the ability to rise to satellite orbit. Some people even proposed whimsical ideas such as human kites and hollow iron balls, which were rejected by scientifically literate colleagues. After the brainstorming session, everyone was a bit frustrated. Could it be that there was no other way than to go to the little lama to open a back door and secretly board the ship like in “2012”?
For a time Aihong worked wildly and unwillingly.
The boss flickered the report: “What are you afraid of? On that day, we will go to Shunyi to find a resort to hold a meeting.” A group of people waited expectantly for the following, and the boss said: “The resort will definitely be discounted at that time. If 2012 didn’t happen, we would make a profit. If 2012 did happen, we wouldn’t even have to pay for the money. How could it be cost-effective? Well, give me serious work.”
Everyone made birds and beasts at once.