Prepared by: Shanfeng
Time: May 15, 2011
Clock and watch store in the county seat.
A rural wife in her sixties walked in, and the shopkeeper asked enthusiastically: “Are you buying a clock?”
My wife replied: “My grandson is going to school, and the alarm clock at home is broken. Why don’t you come to the time? I want to buy another alarm clock. I wonder if the brand alarm clock in your shop is good. Can you introduce me the following?”
The shop owner said: “We are a specialty store that sells all kinds of watches and watches. All kinds of watches and clocks in the store are purchased from regular channels. The quality is very good. The key depends on which one you like.”
My wife looked at it for a while and picked out a watch that she loved and pointed her finger to her and said: “Get me that, how much?”
The shopkeeper took the clock according to his wife’s instructions and said: “This is twenty-two yuan.”
My wife took the clock and listened to it for a while and thought it was okay, and said: “Could it be less?”
The shopkeeper said: “I say that the land is sold at real prices. I think you can buy a solid price when you are old, so just open two yuan and give a whole number.”
The wife grinds the price again and said: “Is it less?”
The shopkeeper said politely: “It can’t be less. I tell you that the price of land is already the lowest price. No more money, no more money.”
My wife took out 20 yuan to the shopkeeper and said, “I bought a big watch and give me a small watch?”
As soon as the words came out, the shopkeeper made a laugh: “Don’t look at the small watch, but its price is four or five times that of the watch you bought.”