Zhang Hao was just in his early thirties this year. When the village committee changed his term, he “mobilized all enthusiasm” to find friends, recognize relatives, and solicit votes. He really paid off and was elected as the village committee director.
He has a hobby, that is, he likes to listen to the roots of the wall. Someone who just got married, or came home from a part-time job, must have sneaked under the walls of other people at night and overheard the young couple whispering. The next day, the news of this house spread throughout the village.
This year, his brother Zhang Jie got married. His sister-in-law is from the village, Zhang Sihua, who takes her name, she really looks like a jade.
On the first night of the marriage, after the people who made the bridal chamber had left, the young couple confided in me and whispered. After a while, Senhua climbed onto the bed, laid the quilt, and said to Zhang Jie: “Zhang Jie, it’s getting late, go to bed.”
Zhang Jie undressed and came to bed.
At this time, I only heard a “click” outside the window, and I don’t know what it was.
Zhang Jie hurriedly said to Sihua: “There is someone outside, have you heard?”
Sihua heard it too. He knew that it must be his older brother who loves to listen to the roots of the wall, so he said loudly: “Just your ears, what’s going on, why didn’t I hear it, go to sleep, don’t be suspicious.” When finished, turn off the light.
Sihua deliberately said loudly: “Zhang Jie, what is the name of the child in the future? What work do you call him?”
Zhang Jie heard this and said with a smile: “Just get married, you name your child. You want to be far away, but don’t you know whether it is a girl or a kid?”
“Zhang Jie, whether it is a girl or a kid, shall we call him a person outside the window?” Sihua said.
Zhang Jie laughed after hearing this: “Why is it called this ugly name?”
“Tell him to grow up, and he will be outside the window and listen to the roots of the wall!”
Zhang Hao outside the window, the more he listens, the less it feels. Just about to leave, I heard Sihua say: “I will go out to relieve my hand and come back to sleep with you.”
After speaking, he opened the door of the house.
Zhang Hao, who was under the window, hurriedly ran under Dongqing and hid.
Seemingly Hua came to the toilet, lifted the urine jar, and suddenly poured the urine on the holly. As he said, he couldn’t help cursing in his mouth: “Damn dog stuff, I don’t know how to be ashamed. What are you doing under the holly? You won’t go back to your doghouse.”
From head to toe, Zhang Hao was peeing all over his body. The smell made him want to vomit. He listened to his brother-in-law’s words, quickly learned a few dog barks, and crawled away.
Sihua’s sister named Ruyu, and her husband died in a car accident less than a year after their marriage. Zhang Hao turns around in front of others every night to see if she has a relationship.
It’s already very late on this day, ZhangHowe suddenly saw someone enter Ruyu’s house. Zhang Hao was secretly happy, “This time, I was arrested. I want to see who it is.”
He jumped over Ruyu’s wall, came to the window, held his breath, and listened carefully. Suddenly, the window opened, and a basin of sewage was spilled out of the window with a strong smell of pesticide.
Zhang Hao was so frightened that he ran out and crawled. Behind my sister-in-law came a flowery voice: “A good dog can’t change eating shit. This bottle of dimethoate is specially designed to cure pests. Give it to you.”
Zhang Hao ran to the house, his wife smelled a smell of pesticide and asked: “What’s wrong?”
Zhang Hao was out of breath and stammered: “I drink… drink…”
“You drank pesticides, what can’t you think about it?” Zhang Hao wanted to say drinking, but the word “wine” had not yet been spoken, his wife interrupted him, “Hurry… come to the hospital!” Then, he dialed the 120 emergency number .
At this time, my sister-in-law also came. Seeing Zhang Hao’s embarrassed look, she was amused secretly: “Big brother, what’s the matter, have you quarreled with your sister-in-law? You can’t drink pesticides even if you quarrel.”