Once upon a time, there was a talent who shook his head and was gentle and gentle. The Chengtian family dances with ink, chants poems and verses, and is very literary. There were three daughters born under his knees, all of whom were born beautiful, slim and charming. When the children grow up, the scholars will use their own strengths as the yardstick and set a standard to select friends and find relatives for their daughters to marry; the prerequisite is that if they want to marry, they must marry a well-known and well-known person, and open tenders for them. The son-in-law is the son-in-law; the essay is the first, unless there is no argument
After a period of selection, examination, investigation, demonstration, and comprehensive settlement, the eldest son-in-law and the second son-in-law passed smoothly, which is very ideal; they are all “private school” level, which can be regarded as genuine goods, and the treatment of others is exquisite and smooth. Only the three sons-in-law made the old scholar dissatisfied, and they accepted the call because they falsely reported their academic qualifications. False return to false, but like the real, no flaws can be seen, only to deceive the eyes of the old scholar and pass the blunder, and then lead to positive results, justified.
Practice has proved that the three sons-in-law cannot withstand the test in daily life, speech, and behavior. Because of his poor culture and lack of social knowledge, he can’t speak well, can’t do things in the right place, and often makes pranks and jokes; it is very annoying and headache for old talents.
Once the rice has been uncooked to make mature rice, it has no choice but to do so. However, the old scholar is still quite confident and responsible for the third son-in-law. He always focuses on training and teaching him everywhere, and he can’t let him catch up with or surpass the first son-in-law and second son-in-law in a short time. But the third son-in-law is ignorant after all. He was recruited as Jackie Chan’s quick son-in-law by falsifying academic qualifications, opportunism, and pretending to be a literati to deceive old scholars. Too upright.
Once the days were long, the eldest son-in-law and the second son-in-law were quite displeased with the inauthentic and occasional innocence of the third son-in-law. When the three brothers-in-law are together, they always feel that their speech and behavior are out of sync, awkward, and gradually contempt.
One day, the old scholar’s 50th birthday. It must be a feast, and everyone gathers together to eat and drink. Three uncles
Naturally, I will come to join in and celebrate my birthday. Is it my 50th birthday? People are refreshed on happy occasions. After three rounds of wine, the old talent is happy, inspired, and suddenly proposed to do word games. Then the proposition centered on “It’s beautiful, revolving around, two hustle” as the center, chanting poems and filling sentences, instructing the three sons-in-laws to improvise on the spot, perform and show each to see who is the most spiritual and literary.
The eldest son-in-law who has real talents and learning, because he is the boss, it is natural to take the lead, and there is no excuse. He looked up at the poplar trees outside the window, with green branches and green leaves, and the wind blew the leaves. Just a few of them climbed up and down the trunk, and then they said: “The poplar trees outside the window are so beautiful, and a few of them are walking around; they all say that the scorpion (cicada cicada) has changed from the shit shell. After hearing this, the scholars were overjoyed and applauded again and again. The second son-in-law, who is full of economy, looked at the grain store in the middle of the room in a blink of an eye. The wicker weaving, beautiful appearance, and exquisite workmanship; happened to be a few mice running around on the store, and said: Good-looking, fewRats go around; they say that bats are changed from mice. “The old scholar was so happy that he leaned forward and fell together, full of praise.
It should be the turn of the third son-in-law, but he has not yet entered the role, because of his low education level, he is embarrassed with a sad face. After the shouts of others and the push of his third daughter, Fang awoke. When he was suffering from no countermeasures, his mother-in-law, who just applied powder and flowers, ran from outside, trying to lift the curtain to enter; he calmly looked away, suddenly felt his eyes light up, his brain burst into inspiration, and he said: ” My mother-in-law is so good-looking, and a few bachelor-in-laws are walking around; they all say that my brother-in-law belongs to the old father-in-law, I think it’s a bad idea?” After hearing this, the old Xiucai was dumbfounded and stupefied with anger, almost fainted, and it was difficult to recover for a while; The whole family was embarrassed and angry, all of their faces were distorted and deformed, with different expressions, gluttonous, staring, angry, angry, scolding, spitting…
Immediately, the whole family fell into a mess.