The old money discussed with his wife how to turn in his income.
My wife always feels that old money is useless, so she inspired: “Will you buy soy sauce?”
Lao Qian replied: “Yes. The light soy sauce is lighter in color and can be used for flavoring cold dishes, etc.; the dark soy sauce is darker in color and can be used to color braised pork.”
The wife said: “If you just pay your salary and you don’t pay the bonus, I will give you soy sauce (slap lightly) to make your face slightly ruddy; if you don’t pay the salary and bonus, then wait for my soy sauce. (Slap again) Let’s make your face look tan lustrous.”
Old money: “If my salary and bonus are all turned in, you won’t get it?”
My wife further taught: “If you really turn in all of it, you still have to smoke it. However, I will use light soy sauce to make cold dishes for you, and soy sauce to make braised pork for you! Do you understand?”
“I understand, I understand!” As he said, Qian covered his cheeks with his hands, as if he was afraid that soy sauce and soy sauce would become his signature together.