There is a fool named Huang in Huangjiazui. His parents have already passed away and live with his brother-in-law. Sister-in-law Hu Hui asked an enthusiastic matchmaker to help find a daughter-in-law for the fool.
There is really an enthusiastic matchmaker who is willing to matchmaking to a fool and introduced him to Chen Zhenzhen, a female fool who is similar to him. Seeing that the idiot’s brother-in-law was kind and of good character, the woman’s parents agreed to the marriage and the idiot became engaged.
If a fool wants to get married, he has to get a marriage certificate. The idiot couldn’t do the proof of the production brigade, so Hu Hui had to handle it. When giving the proof, the host accountant joked in front of Hu Hui: “You let two fools get married. If your fool doesn’t know what to do, do you also help yourself?”
“If the fool is your brother, what would you do?” The other party is not easy to answer.
When you go to the district government to get a marriage certificate, you have to be led by Hu Hui.
On this day, the secretary of the district government office saw a young and beautiful middle-aged woman who led a man and a woman in and asked with a smile: “What’s the matter with you?”
“I came to get the marriage certificate.” Hu Hui said
“The people who come to us to get the marriage certificate are in pairs, why are you only three of you here?”
“Are you the secretary?”
The other party nodded.
“I got the marriage certificate early, and I got it for both of them. Both of them are stupid and can’t get the marriage certificate. What the secretary wants to ask, don’t ask them, just ask me.”
“It wasn’t you who got the marriage certificate, why should I ask you? Now I want to ask about them, you must not interrupt, do you understand?”
The secretary first asked the fool: “What’s your name”
”My name is Huang Lidong”
”How old is this year?”
“I am more than 20 years old.”
“Your sister-in-law told you that you are in your twenties?”
“How did you know?”
“I am a god, you were born in the year?”
“Born the year before last.”
“What is it?”
“It’s a cat.” The secretary and Hu Hui both laughed.
“You are too young to get married.”
“My sister-in-law wanted me to get married.”
“Will you get married?”
“No. What I can’t do, my sister-in-law teaches me.”
“Are you willing to get married?”
“Yes, my sister-in-law said that getting married is fun, and there are things that my sister-in-law teaches and will always learn.”
The secretary asked Chen Zhenzhen again, “What is your name?”
“My name is Chen Zhenzhen.”
”How old are you this year?”
“Just turned 21. One year younger than Huang Lidong.”
“What is it?”
“It’s a sheep.”
The secretary calculated it and knew that Chen Zhenzhen did not tell lies. Then he asked, “Who proposed the marriage?”
“It was proposed by my sister-in-law, and my parents agreed.”
“Will you get married?”
“No, my mother said, my sister-in-law has a good heart, and my sister-in-law Hu Hui taught me about things that don’t. My mother also said that on the night of the wedding, my sister-in-law taught me to have sex with a fool. My sister-in-law will lose face.”