One morning, Wu Meiji heard that Cheng Jun’s family had killed pigs in his village, so he came to buy meat and gave birth gifts to his niece.
He came to Cheng Jun’s house early. By coincidence, the person Cheng Jun had originally asked to help the pig’s knuckles was unable to come because of something. Just one person to help. Wu Meiji said that he could help. Cheng Jun said, “Okay, there is no good food and wine at noon. Just drink a few more glasses.”
Wu Meiji is really good at catching pigs. Going to the pigsty to catch pigs’ eyes is quick and quick. He grabbed the pig’s tail with both hands. Pulling it out, the pig loses its hind legs and its ability to resist is reduced. Most of the time, when he pulled the pig out of the pigpen door, the butcher and Cheng Jun stepped forward and grabbed the pig’s two ears, and the three of them worked together to push the pig onto the cutting board.
Wu Meiji is also a good hand to shave the pig white, and he doesn’t need the butcher to tell him to do what he knows when. After the butcher opened the pig’s stomach, he went to the pig’s large intestine and turned the small intestine. Then, the hair on the pig’s feet and the pig’s head is scraped, and the pig’s head is peeled. The butcher concentrates on selling meat.
When the pork was sold out, Wu Meiji’s work was done and the rice was cooked.
When eating, the butcher took the initiative to stand up to Wu Meiji toast, and said: “It’s not your Wu Meiji who will help today. You may not be able to sell meat until now. I take the initiative to toast you a glass of wine.” Wu Meiji took a drink unceremoniously. Cheng Jun also offered Wu Meiji a cup, and Wu Meiji accepted the invitation.
Wu Meiji loves wine especially, but he doesn’t drink too much. He was honored to see the master and butcher toasting to himself, so he took the initiative to give the master and butcher back a glass. After he drank four glasses, people were almost drunk. When he got up to toast the butcher and the owner, Cheng Jun’s wife said: “Wu Meiji, you drink slowly and don’t get yourself drunk.”
Wu Meiji said: “My boss, don’t worry, Wu Meiji won’t be drunk when I drink. Cheng Jun thinks of me Wu Meiji, and the butcher also respects me. Today, Wu Meiji borrowed flowers to present a Buddha and offered to toast the master and master,” he said while pouring the wine.
Six cups of liquor entered Wu Meiji’s stomach, his face flushed. He was really drunk. He also offered a toast. Cheng Jun and the butcher declined the invitation. First, they didn’t have enough alcohol. Second, they were afraid that Wu Meiji would get drunk. drink.
After a while, Wu Meiji felt very uncomfortable in his stomach, got up and staggered out, saying that he was going to the toilet. Cheng Jun said, “Do you want me to help you go to the toilet?”
“No need. I can…find…to the toilet.” He stretched out his right hand and shook it a few times.
Wu Meiji got into the toilet on the side of the road, vaguely saw a person inside, and said, “Business is very hot!”
The other party jumped down and said hurriedly: “Rogue! Why did you run into the women’s bathroom?”
“Hi… Hi you… I got in the wrong place, I… I don’t… Hi and busy, I like… Wu… I am not drunk…” He said vaguelyCleared. Anxious to unzip the trousers, began to pee.
The woman in the toilet smelled the smell of wine coming out of the other party’s mouth and felt sick. So she hurriedly put on her pants, pushed her with her hand, and pushed her to the ground. Maybe he was tired and lay down. On the floor in the toilet.
After a while, Cheng Jun came out to look for Wu Meiji, and when he got into the men’s bathroom to find someone, he relieved his little hand by the way. Wu Meiji said next door: “Thank you…give me…pour me…a glass of wine!”
When Cheng Jun heard Wu Meiji’s voice, he hurried out to get into the women’s bathroom and said: “Why did you get into the women’s bathroom? I will take you home!”
“Don’t move me, let me… lie down for a while! My stomach… so uncomfortable!”
Cheng Jun didn’t care about three or seventy-one, he squatted down and stretched out his hands to hug Wu Meiji, “Don’t move me, let me… lie down for a while, it’s so uncomfortable.” Suddenly, all the stolen goods in his stomach came out of his mouth. Came out, making Cheng Jun dirty.