The emperor Jiaqing’s mouth is relatively thick, and the eunuchs beside him, if they have done something wrong, they opened their mouth and said: “Mix things.” Who do you think is willing to be scolded? But there is no way if you don’t want it, it is the emperor who scolds you. As the days are longer, the eunuchs around Jiaqing have never been scolded, and they have been scolded more than once. This eunuch is also human, and he feels very uncomfortable. But no one dared to stand up and comment, saying, “Don’t scold us. We are not a mess, no one dares.”
Once, a group of eunuchs gathered together and chattered, and when they were chattering, they came up with “hybrid stuff”. They all felt that they had to think of a way to stop the emperor from scolding. Everyone choked, choked, choked, and there was no good way. Finally, an eunuch named Xiaoshengzi said, I have a way. Everyone asked what way, he didn’t say anything yet. He didn’t tell his way until everyone’s questions were tight, but everyone was discouraged when they heard it, and they couldn’t make it out. As soon as I heard it, the little son got enthusiasm and said, “Don’t you say it can’t be done? If it is done, you will all lose me two pennies. Everyone looked at each other and asked him, what about it? The little boy said, “If it’s impossible, I will invite you to a big meal.” Everyone said right away, and it was a deal.
The next day, the little son went to the bird market and bought a talking starling. After I bought it, I taught mynah some honorifics from the palace. Mynah is very smart and learned a lot. Then he was sent to the study of Emperor Jiaqing, Jiaqing was amused, and he hadn’t scolded for a day or two, and the eunuchs were all happy. But on the third day, Jiaqing scolded again. A group of eunuchs said, “How about giving birth to a child? You can’t do this. Don’t forget to invite us to a big meal.” Xiaoshengzi smiled and said, time is running out.
Actually, this starling can’t spend much time in Jiaqing every day. Most of the time, he stays with the eunuchs. Feeding and watering are also the business of the eunuchs. Of course, it is a matter of giving birth to a child and others do not care.
When the other eunuchs were not around, the young son trained the starling to speak new things and deliberately had a fight with the starling. This starling was so spiritual and energetic, the little boy would say a word, and he would reply without giving a word. After a few days, the training is ready. On this day, Jiaqing was tired from looking at the Zhezi, and came to relax in the courtyard. Suddenly he remembered Mynah, he came to the eunuch’s room. He came to see the birds for fun. When Jiaqing came to the birdcage, Starling immediately said “The emperor is auspicious” Jiaqing was happy when he heard it. Jiaqing looked at it and said, “Hello” and “Hello” Mynah immediately replied. Jiaqing then teased with Mynah. At this time, Xiaoshengzi brought tea to the emperor, and when it was handed to the emperor, he suddenly landed. With a snap, the cup broke. Jiaqing immediately said “Mix things!” As soon as the emperor silenced, he heard my starling curse, “Missing things!” Jiaqing was taken aback, pointing at Myna and said, “This, this thing scolds me!” After hearing this, Xiaoshengzi quickly said: “No, no, it’s helping Long live master scold me as a slave.” Jiaqing blinked and said, “No, it’s cursing me.” “Then, the slave choked it to death.” “Xiaoshengzi said immediately. Jiaqing raised his hand and said, “Don’t blame it, Blame me, if I curse, it won’t curse. “
Since then, the Emperor Jiaqing has changed the swear word “Hun Zhang stuff”.
Jiaqing stopped scolding, but the mynah learned that as soon as the eunuchs made a noise, he would immediately say “Missing things!” The eunuchs were so angry, but they didn’t dare to kill him, because the emperor had a purpose: good Keep.