The King Hades recently accepted another concubine. In order to place the concubine, he set up a “Darkness Management Office in the Hades”, and let the concubine be the head, the Prime Minister of Hades. In order to be consistent with the king of Hades, the following departments at all levels have established dark management offices at all levels. In the blink of an eye, the expenses of the Hades spread out fluffy like fermented dough. Within a few days, even Hades’ salary was almost out.
The Hades has a lot of spooky ideas, and his brow furrows, and he is thinking about it. The Underworld Economic Conference was held to discuss the major issues of how to increase revenue and reduce expenditure and reduce the deficit. At the meeting, it was decided to impose the “I Love Underworld Special Tax” on the little ghosts. In order to reduce the burden that the little ghosts have always been heavy, it is stipulated that this tax cannot exceed 10% of the average income of the little ghosts. After the meeting, the King Yan issued the Underworld Document No. 147, instructing ghost agencies at all levels to act in accordance with the document.
The ghost officials and officials at all levels are vomiting blood, setting indicators level by level and implementing a responsibility system. Soon they arrived at the most basic level of the little ghosts. As soon as the kids heard that they had to pay the 10% I love underworld tax, they were paralyzed. After waking up, the unjust dead ghost king said: “The 10% tax and other taxes add up to more than half of our annual income. No, we can’t pay.” The other ghosts also felt the same and followed.
He waited on the left and right, seeing that he couldn’t collect the tax, he was so anxious that he went round and round in the Temple of Yama like Tuo. He thought: These little ghosts are really poor in quality, and they are not even willing to pay this patriotic tax. So he called Confucius by a ghost, and said to him: “Confucius, you have received disciples, taught about school, and are an educator. I will make you the Minister of Propaganda to educate those little ghosts. Taxes come up!” Confucius had never received such a high honor before his death. At that time, he was flattered. He knelt down and banged his head a few times before calling the King of Yama Shengming.
After Confucius took office, he published five hundred articles in succession, like “Paying taxes is a manifestation of the love of the underworld”, “Special taxes are taken from ghosts, and used for ghosts”, “Paying taxes” It’s a morally noble ghost. If you don’t pay taxes, it’s a despicable and shameless ghost.” “If you don’t pay taxes, it’s better to be a beast”… These articles immediately caused an uproar among the little ghosts. They still respect Confucius. Hearing what he said, they thought He is really a ghost of unsound morality. In order to be a ghost that is beneficial to the underworld, a ghost with noble morals, and a ghost not as good as an animal, they all gritted their teeth and paid the tax. Yan Wang saw the effect of Confucius’s method and rewarded him with a luxurious villa on the spot.
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It didn’t take long for Hades to feel ashamed and empty again, so he moved his eyes again. He will charge a “dark management fee” of 10 yuan per ghost. The little ghosts were miserable, and they agreed not to pay in private. He saw that he still couldn’t receive the money, so he tried his best and summoned Confucius overnight. Confucius didn’t collect a cent for writing a thousand articles. It turned out that after careful observation and careful consideration, the little ghosts found that the level of moral quality had nothing to do with whether to pay taxes. Some ghosts were embezzled and accepted bribes, and they were not still granted.The honorary title of “noble moral ghost”? (Ghost story: http://www.guidaye.com/, please keep the reprint!)
The Hades had no choice but to long for immortality, but was finally brought to the underworld by Qin Shihuang. . Qin Shihuang has been complaining that the king did not cross his name from the life and death book. At this time, he heard the king complain, and said angrily: “Whoever doesn’t have a relationship will hit anyone, and if he doesn’t have a relationship, he will go to eighteen hells!” The king listened to him. He was overjoyed and immediately sealed him as a tax imperial commissioner. Qin Shihuang went down to the grassroots level, and when he saw the little ghosts who didn’t pay taxes, he let the ghost chase beat them to death with an iron rod. The little ghosts cried so hard that they had to pay the taxes with both hands. In this way, Qin Shihuang stayed in the underworld for a while.
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After three months, the king wanted to amuse the concubine, so he decided to sing for 18 days in the garden. But the treasury of the underworld was empty again, like a person who hadn’t eaten for three days had a stomachache for four days. How to do it? The king of Hades asked his ghosts to examine the ghosts of the entire underworld, saying that he suspected that someone had entered the underworld and wanted to engage in terrorist activities, so he had to test it with advanced equipment. Of course, each ghost must submit an inspection fee of 10 yuan. Anyone who refuses to be tested is a spy, and he will enter eighteen levels of hell, and he will never stand up.
As soon as this order came out, the underworld was in chaos. On the 365th day of the year, all the little ghosts who suffered from the tax knife and tax sword refused to accept the torture of Qin Shihuang to force taxes, and they cut wood as soldiers and set off. In an instant, 72 routes of smoke and dust appeared in the underworld, and 36 routes of thieves appeared. Seeing this scene, the king of Yama was as anxious as a big flea, jumping around on the palace of Yama. Suddenly, the Minister of Propaganda and the tax collector came to report, saying that Sun Wu was good at using soldiers, and he could use millions of troops to fight against the rebels and quell the underworld rebellion.
When the king heard it, he patted the paw of the ghost and said, “Yes, why did I forget?” He ordered his ghost chase to look for Sun Wu. Three months later, he was finally behind the Yin Mountain. He was found in a small temple. But Sun Wu didn’t know how to raise him, so he turned down the invitation of the king. The King of Hades was furious and said that he was going to drive Sun Wu into eighteen layers of hell. But when he thought of asking him, he suppressed the anger in his heart, so the fate of ghosts asked him again. “You bring him up too!” The ghost chaser took his orders and returned shortly afterwards, holding a letter in his hand. The letter was written by Sun Wu, “Great King, war carefully! Fighting against the common people will undoubtedly be defeated. This is the defeat of the Dao! I will go too.”
There was a shout of killing. The usually beautiful and affectionate concubine also ran over with a disheveled hair, nestled in his arms like a bird, and said: “My lord, I’m afraid, I’m afraid, what should I do? The little ghosts rushed in!” Yan Wang was speechless…