Ghosts also want to start a business
The three petty, unlucky and naughty are good friends before their lives, and they are still friends after death. Because they have been ghosts, their identities have become petty ghosts, unlucky ghosts, and naughty ghosts. One day, these three ghosts were so bored that they secretly went to the world. It was only after arriving in the human world that the earth had been seriously polluted and was not suitable for human life. The rich had emigrated to the moon.
After coming back, these three ghosts were thinking about going to the moon. They thought, rich people live on the moon, it must be a very exciting world of flowers and flowers. They have never been to the moon before and after their deaths, so they yearn for it even more. The naughty ghost suggested: “Why don’t we go for a walk on the moon again, I will help you with the cost of clearance.”
The petty ghost and the unlucky ghost happily agreed. You know, it’s difficult to get out of the door, and you have to spend a lot of money to bribe the guard. Can naughty ghosts help them pay? The three ghosts happily left the ghost gate and came to the world again. This time, they went directly to the moon.
The moon really is thriving, and the cities are as beautiful as gardens. The three ghosts lingered, reluctant to return to the underworld. The naughty ghost said, “Or, let’s stay on the moon and not go back.”
The petty ghost said: “How can it work, it takes a long time, in case it is found out by the underworld.” If we fail, we will be gone.”
The naughty ghost said: “What are you afraid of, as long as you have money and manage the relationship, who will check us.”
The petty ghost said: “Those who are a little powerful are hungry ghosts and can never be filled. How can we have so much money to feed them.”
The naughty ghost said “The moon is so prosperous. Let’s find a way to make money. Don’t forget, people’s money can buy us money.”
The petty ghosts and the unlucky ghosts think This method was good, so I agreed not to go back.
What do you do to make money? Although they have some spells, they cannot steal or rob, or use spells to make money, because their spells cannot be seen in the world, nor can they defeat justice. The naughty ghost still has a way. He found three scrapped simulation robots in the trash. These robots are just like real people. Three ghosts are attached to these three robots, and they look no different from real people.
After dressing up, the naughty ghost suggested to start a ghost idea company, which is to make ideas for others, help, etc. without investing a lot of money.
The three ghosts picked up the trash for a few days, sold some money, and rented a house. The “Ghost Idea Company” opened.
No one patronized on the first day.
No one patronized the next day.
On the third day, a middle-aged woman finally arrived. Three ghosts quickly stood up to greet her and asked her what help she needed.
The middle-aged woman said sadly that her husband suddenly had mental problems six months ago. She had seen many psychiatrists and many psychologists, but it was useless. Her husband always said that one eye was looking at him. However, no one can see that eye, thinking it is his illusion. He said no, he really saw it. He thinks there are ghosts following him, and he is always scared.
The unlucky ghost asked, “Are you trying to tell us to hunt ghosts?” He thought to himself, you are looking for us, we know how to deal with the same kind.
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Unexpectedly, the middle-aged woman laughed and said, “Sell you to hunt ghosts? Haha! There is no such thing as ghosts in the world. I want to invite Think of a way to make him believe that there are no ghosts in the world. It is just an illusion.”
We are really ghosts
Three ghosts Frozen, they left the middle-aged woman and ran to the side to discuss it.
The naughty ghost said: “This business can’t be accepted. It hurts self-esteem. I think we don’t exist.”
It’s easy to come to a business. Don’t accept it. Don’t forget, we stay in the world, but we have to pay tribute to many ghosts.”
The unlucky ghosts also agree with the petty ghosts’ opinions, and a few obey For the most part, they eventually took over the business.
The middle-aged woman asked them if there is any good way to prove that there are no ghosts in the world.
The naughty ghost said: “Let’s see your husband first, and we can think of a solution after getting to know him.”
The middle-aged woman thinks Reasonable, she took the three ghosts to her house. Her husband’s name is Gong Pu, and he is the head of the Municipal Land Bureau. He is on vacation at home because of his poor mental state.
Gong Pu thought that the three ghosts were psychologists again, and said impatiently, “I said, there is no need to go to a psychologist. I really saw it, not an illusion.”
The middle-aged woman said: “They are not a psychiatrist.”
The naughty ghost said: “Yes, we are a ghost company, specializing in people. Solve difficult problems.”
Gong Pu asked inexplicably, what is a ghost company. The naughty ghost said: “Because the three of us are ghosts, and we specialize in giving ideas to people, we call the ghost idea company.”
The middle-aged woman anxiously put the naughty The ghost pulled aside and said, “I’m asking you to find a way to convince him that there is no such thing as a ghost. Why do you say that you are a ghost instead?”
The naughty ghost whispered: ” This is calledUse poison to fight poison, you can rest assured that no money will be charged if it is not cured. “
The middle-aged woman thought this might be a way, and she reluctantly agreed.
The naughty ghost walked up to Gong Pu again and asked: “Are you sure Are there ghosts following you? “
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Gong Pu said yes, whenever he is alone, that eye will appear; once someone else appears, that eye will disappear immediately.
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The naughty ghost wanted to see what that eye was like, so he let Gong Pu hide in the study alone, and then he left his robot body outside, and he himself Then he got into the study. Of course, he went in invisibly. People couldn’t see him.
The study was very quiet, Gong Pu sat at the desk and read. After a while, he He raised his head in horror and looked around. The naughty ghost followed his gaze and looked around, but he didn’t see any abnormalities.
The naughty ghost asked behind Gong Pu: “You again Did you see that eye? Why did not I see? “
Gong Pu was taken aback, looked back, and asked, “Who are you?” where are you? “
The naughty ghost thought: That woman doesn’t believe in our existence, hum, I have to let these ignorant people know that our ghosts are so powerful. Thinking of this, he appeared and said : “I’m a naughty ghost, the one from the ghost company just now. “
Gong Pu asked: “How did you come in?” “(Uncle Ghost: http://www.guidaye.com/, please keep it!)
The naughty ghost said: “I am a ghost, and ordinary doors cannot stop me.” “
Gong Pu said, “Stop kidding, how did you get in?” “
The naughty ghost said that he was really a ghost. In order to prove that he was not a human, he suspended in the air for a while, walked on the wall for a while, disappeared for a while, and showed up for a while. But Gong Pu just didn’t believe it. , Said he was playing magic.
Ghosts can’t believe it
Naughty ghosts can’t laugh or cry, I thought, I’m a real ghost. He wanted to believe in fake ghosts. He found it boring to argue about this question, so he asked Gong Pu, when did that eye begin to appear, and if anything strange happened at that time.
Gong Pu was silent, and he hesitated after smoking a cigarette. Six months ago, he went to check the land use. The owner of a fish farm made a fish hook with embroidery needles. It was very easy to use. He likes fishing. The fishhook liked it very much, and the boss gave it to him. Since then, an eye has popped up, making him sleepless.
Gong Pu looked for help. The naughty ghost said: “It seems that you do have some magical powers, not ordinary people, soI told you this secret. You must find a way to save me, I suspect that I was entangled by the legendary greedy ghost. “
The naughty ghost couldn’t help laughing. He thought it was a big deal. Isn’t it just taking a fish hook? Gong Pu said with a sad face, “Although it is just a fish hook, then It’s also taking bribes. “
The naughty ghost thought this Gong Pu was really a nerd. He told Gong Pu’s wife about it as a joke. Who knew that woman’s face changed at the time and immediately pulled Gong Pu went to the procuratorate to surrender.
The next day, the major media reported the news that Gong Pu was bribed by a fish hook. A few days later, the case was publicly heard and Gong Pu was guilty of bribery and sentenced Six hundred years of imprisonment.
The three ghosts felt upset for Gong Pu, so they took a hook! The punishment was too heavy. The mischievous ghost was sad, one day In the evening, he entered Gong Pu’s dream and apologized to Gong Pu. Gong Pu said, “I have to thank you. Now, that eye never appears again, I can finally sleep peacefully. The predecessors are right, people cannot bring money into the grave, but money can bring people into the grave. Greed will eventually harm others. Thank you for helping me stop it. “
Later, the three ghosts learned that Gong Pu was the first person to accept bribes since humans immigrated to the moon. On the moon, taking bribes is a very shameful thing. The three ghosts were filled with emotion. , This human has changed too much, no wonder they don’t believe it when they see real ghosts, because they don’t have ghosts in their hearts!