There is a Heishan county in Jinzhou. The famous Heishan blockade during the Liberation War took place there. There is a 101 highland. Now there is a lush pine forest and a hero monument stands there.
There is a village near here. There are two people in the village. The man is called Lao Kuan and the woman is called Xiaobai. The couple is kind and loving, and the man does not go out to work, so he stays at home and grows green peppers and peaches with his wife.
That night when both of them watched TV, they both went to sleep. Old Kuan was sleeping soundly and felt that someone was in Balata. When he opened his eyes, it was his mother, his mother said, Kuan’er Ah, you have to look at your daughter-in-law, there is someone else.
Lao Kuan was very angry and said, “Mom, you don’t sleep. You don’t know who Xiaobai is. You are always confused.” Up.
His mother was angry when she heard it, and said, I fucking saw that man is sleeping on your kang now, how can I think about it? Lao Kuan looked at the kang head. His wife was sleeping well there. How could anyone else be more angry. He said, “Go to bed, how can there be someone else? Isn’t that the two of us? Besides, you have been dead for years. Come, come home again. Gaha?
After finishing talking, Lao Kuan woke up with a flick, it turned out to be a dream.
After waking up, Lao Kuan was also frightened in a cold sweat, thinking that this old lady had been dead for several years, and what she did when she came back.
After breakfast, the couple kissed and went to the greenhouse, uncovered the quilt, and went into the greenhouse. Xiaobai said, oh my god, a few peppers have bacterial wilt. Go to the second brother-in-law of Lao He to buy a bucket of Pangu and rush on.
Lao Kuan said, Can Pangu take care of things? Who do you listen to?
Xiaobai said, you have a good time, whoever said anything, just let me talk about it, take care of things.
Lao Kuan quickly got on his motorcycle and went to buy Pangu. I’ll be back in a while.
Lao Kuan entered the greenhouse and saw Xiao Bai sitting against the wall, not working. He walked over and squeezed his daughter-in-law’s face, and molested him: Little girl, the master is back, and sing a little song to the master!
Who knows that Xiao Bai Xing’s eyes widened, and Liu brows upside down and shouted: “You son of a turtle, which one is your chick? Lao Tzu is the commander of the national army. , Bastard, which one do you know is your chick?
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Lao Kuan was frightened and stupid. Xiaobai was originally talking about Jinzhou Huitong, but at this time he was talking about the Sichuan baritone…
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Lao Kuan said, what’s wrong with you, wife, this is ah.
Xiaobai said, I am your ancestor, which one is your daughter-in-law, I am a man.
Lao Kuan understands that this is an evil spirit. I thought thisHow can it be done, how can it be done?
At this moment, I suddenly remembered that the ghost was afraid of peach trees, so he hurried to the front peach shed and pulled a few peach branches back.
When Xiao Bai saw him holding a peach branch, he became even more angry: You are stubborn and still holding the peach branch. Is I afraid of you? Speaking, Zhang Ya Wu Claw leaped towards Lao Kuan.
Lao Kuan almost urinated in fright, but couldn’t run, so he gave his wife a branch in front of him.
Xiaobai sat on the ground with a loud noise, crushing several pepper seedlings.
Then ask Lao Kuan, Lao Kuan, how many tree slivers are you going to do?
Lao Kuan did not dare to talk to his wife, he was afraid of his wife.
Lao Kuan said, it’s okay. Uncle Ghost Ghost Story: Reprinted on www.guidaye.com, please keep!
Xiaobai said, Lao Kuan, I was asleep just now, and I dreamed of a Kuomintang bandit, his brain was full of blood, he had to catch me and not let me go, he talked Not to lose ground.
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It’s over, Lao Kuan thought that this designation was because the evil had hit a ghost.
From then on, Xiaobai spoke Sichuan dialect again and again, and started to use peach branches but it still worked, but later it didn’t work.
What can I do, look for the god of jump? Everyone knows that the neighborhood of their village is full of evil spirits and deadly ghosts, and ordinary Taoists dare not go.
So, the two of them discussed it, climbed the mountain and waded to the top of the Qianshan Mountain to find a high monk, let the family to see, the high monk said, it is not a big deal, the female donor thinks about When did you think that you did something that offended others?
Xiaobai thought for a while, and suddenly shivered and said, Emma, I know, this autumn I went to the monument to pick mushrooms and kicked out my head. , I was so frightened that my heart flopped, turned around and ran home.
The senior monk said that the two donors went back and found the skull, and buried it back. Burning some paper would be fine.
Lao Kuan went to the forest alone to find the skull. After two days of searching, he finally found it. He saw that there was a hole in the middle of the skull. Needless to say, it was shot by a gun. Lao Kuan murmured and said that it was offensive. Buried it, burn some paper.
It is said that the story should end.
Happy life didn’t come so soon. After more than half a year, Xiao Bai no longer got sick.
One day I was eating, Xiao Bai suddenly said: Guwaer, go get some peppers.
Lao Kuan didn’t hear it right, why did it smell like Sichuan? At this time Xiao BaiSaid: Guwaer, don’t worry, I won’t toss your mother-in-law anymore. I am also very lonely on that mountain. I can’t find a direction when I want to go back to my hometown. We foolish ghosts who die in other places don’t know who died for. Wander here like this. I will come to you from time to time…
Lao Kuan is dead.
It is no coincidence that a book is not made. Once Lao Kuan met me by chance and talked about the application of Pangu to pepper wilt. I feel that Lao Kuan is very good. I think Lao Kuan’s eyes are black. An, and chatted with him for a while, Lao Kuan told me about the situation at home.
I said this is easy to handle. You can download a route map from Montenegro to all parts of the country on Baidu, and then burn the skull. Pay attention to download the traditional Chinese version. of.
Lao Kuan said, can ghosts understand maps? I said that you are really a guawazi. You are a regular company commander of the national army and must be educated. How can you not understand the map?
Lao Kuan said that I will give it a try. I said that if you burn more paper, the high-speed aisle fees are quite expensive now…
Later, Lao Kuan and Xiao Bai went to the greenhouse happily.