AriesMother often tells Yang Yang: “You can’t swing on a skirt when wearing a skirt, otherwise, the little boy will see the little underwear inside!” One day, Yang Yang said to her mother happily: “Today I was swinging the game with Xiaoming, and I won!” Mom said angrily: “Don’t you tell you? Don’t swing when wearing a skirt!” Yangyang said proudly: “But I’m so smart I take off the underpants.. Read More
Squeeze bus to learn idioms
1 Disadvantage: After moving, I took the bus to work for the first time and squeezed for an hour without getting on the bus. 2 The stupid bird flew first: He got up at 4:30 the next morning, and left before he could wash his face. 3 Excessive rush: When I arrived at the station, I found that the first bus was at 5:30, and I waited for another hour… Read More
The embarrassment of dating
Awkward one After a long wait, it finally rained! Although not big, he took a small umbrella and waited on her way to get off work. “You didn’t bring an umbrella? I’ll take you home!” “It doesn’t matter, the rain isn’t too heavy, I’m gone. The umbrella is so small, you can fight it yourself!” embarrassed two invite guests to dinner, Of course she is too. With enough wine.. Read More
Borrow your beauty and wisdom
1) When Shang Bingqiu drove on the dirt road, he was seeing that scene of indignation. Dozens of ignorant villagers holding hoe, axe, wooden stick and steel fork are chasing the poor girl. That girl is really pitiful. She has been wearing a Shang Bingqiu for decades and has not seen an earthen cloth gown, that kind of cloth. It was dyed by hand in the country’s soil dyeing workshop,.. Read More
Animal story
I don’t know if you see it in others. The fox is walking on the street and meets the old wolf head-on. The old wolf gave him a big mouth: “Let you not wear a hat.” The fox went home very depressed, put on a hat and put it on. The next day I encountered the old wolf again and got a big mouth: “Let you wear a hat.” If.. Read More
Tomb Raider
A woman came off the night shift, a man trailed the plot to misbehave, the woman was cautious, passed the graveyard, and the spirits moved, and said to the grave: Dad, I am back, open the door. The man was frightened and screamed and fled. The woman was at ease and was about to leave. Suddenly a voice came from the grave: Girl, you forgot to bring the key again… Read More
It’s her
The following week, Li Deng did not go to work, and he filtered out the people he had contacted in his memory. He has been in this world for a quarter of a century, he has dealt with countless people, friends, relatives, classmates, colleagues, people who have seen one or two people, people who have three or four sides, People with five or six faces, people with seven or eight.. Read More
I have to go back to accompany them
Just at night, a hospital emergency center in a city received an emergency call ten minutes ago. A serious traffic accident occurred on the nearby highway. The ambulance was already on the way, and nurse Kobayashi, who was staying in the emergency center, was preparing. Suddenly, the doorway was like a gust of wind, and when Xiao Lin raised his head, he found a pale man in a light green.. Read More
Classic Poor Review on Taobao
Zhong comment [details] I bought the service twice and did not drop it~~ Delivery is too slow! ! ! [Explanation] Bad service and buy twice? Are you stupid or sick? ? ? Zhongping [details] It took 12 days from payment to receipt. Although it was a problem for the shipping company, the buyer was also tossing enough to only give a middling. [Explanation] The courier got bird flu recently! Zhongping.. Read More
What is Xiaoyaozi thinking?
The title picture is from IC photo, this article is from the WeChat public account:Internet monsters > , author: monster head groups culture PEI From 201From summer 8 to autumn 2019, most people in the capital market are not optimistic about Tencent; many people in the Internet industry are not optimistic about Tencent. The reasons are both short-term and long-term: the game version number has been suspended for more than.. Read More