Last month, the advertising company where his wife worked fell sharply because of a decline in performance, and she was unfortunately laid off. When I got home and saw the frustration of my wife’s face, I comforted her and said, it doesn’t matter, my husband will support you, so you can be a housewife at home. My wife, who has always been strong, said with a sullen face, I.. Read More
Humorous life
Half a piece of soap A Shanghai audience wrote that he wanted to call on the relevant department to award the title of a restaurant hygiene advanced unit. Indeed, there are really not many restaurants that can eat half a piece of soap in their dishes. The generation gap is getting worse A mother is very angry with her daughter: This is the modern young man!.. Read More
Wife Husband
About divorce Wife: If we divorce, the house belongs to me, and I have to take away my money. Husband: What about my money? Wife: Your money is my money, what money do you have! Wife: Also, you have to give me 80% of your monthly income after divorce. Well, if you get married again, it will be 60% for me. Husband: Wife, I will never divorce you!.. Read More
How do teachers write love letters
I Geography teacher wrote: “You are the Eastern Hemisphere, I am the Western Hemisphere. We together, it is the entire earth.” The other party wrote back: “If this is the case, it is not only me on the earth. Is this a lonely pair?” 二 History teacher wrote: “The reality is today, history is yesterday, we fall in love, yesterday and today are naturally connected together “” The other party wrote back: “Only yesterday,.. Read More
Don’t adopt it
Do you like keeping pets? When you see your little pet make a pleasing look in front of you, do you like it more? Even with it every day, even its small nest is placed beside your bed? Yeah, I have pets like this. A Ying hurried to her home in a hurry. Today is my mother’s birthday. I want to surprise her. A Ying had no father since she.. Read More
Between funny couple
Adult men and women who are puzzled by it all day, might as well look at the love and marriage in the eyes of children? A group of 5-10 year olds gave their own answers. Maybe the answer seems silly, but… who said that children must be ignorant? Maybe they saw what you couldn’t see. What is the appropriate age for marriage? 84 years old. There was nothing to do.. Read More
Red dyed clothing
On that day, it was rainy and rainy. It was strange to have such a weather in May, but on that day, it appeared. The sky was dark and dark, and the clouds were so low that they were breathless. Cool Yu Si’s hair grows big and small and wets my hair. I stood in front of the tombstone without holding an umbrella. That day was my grandmother’s funeral. My.. Read More
Love in the eyes of children
Adult men and women who are puzzled by it all day, might as well look at the love and marriage in the eyes of children? A group of 5-10 year olds gave their own answers. Maybe the answer seems silly, but… who said that children must be ignorant? Maybe they saw what you couldn’t see. What is the appropriate age for marriage? 84 years old. There was nothing to do.. Read More
Fun for kindergarten teachers
Kindergarten No. 1 Question 1: If there is no water in the sea one day, what will the fish do? Children: Fish go to the creek. (Think about it, continue) Oh, no, what about the whale? It’s too big to get in. (Really considerate) Children B: Change Shiba. (Fish vomit blood…) Question 2: Where did the milk come from? Children: There are a few mouths under the cow’s belly,.. Read More
Sing in the deep sea
In the deeper seas than the light can reach, the mermaid kingdom is well covered by the dense seaweed. The white marble wall of the palace is engraved with everything that has happened since the beginning of the world. A boy with scales on his hands and feet, which is a symbol of a mermaid, is reading to a mermaid girl a story on the palace wall. “That little mermaid,.. Read More