This article is from WeChat official account: Futaojiufenbao (ID: futaojiufenbao), author: Bei VJ, design: heavy rain, title figure from: vision China
Before, we wrote about “Hebei’s famous delicacy” Anhui Panmian. Many friends from Hebei rushed to the comment area and said:
Stop talking about Pan Mian and Donkey Fire! We in Hebei also have a lot of delicious food!
Ran Goose, some people love fried biscuits, some people push hot pot chicken, some people cry out for steamed stuffed buns, it is another carbohydrate battle.
At this time, the full brother shouted: What a joke!
Hebei’s most influential food shouldn’t be Lulu Almond Dew!
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Ten years ago, very few TV children who loved Fat House Happy Water didn’t know Chengde Lulu.
Even if everyone loves milk tea and Star Daddy more now, even if it is no longer the top-tier today, we will still think of a pot of Relulu in the demon wind of the Northland Winter:
It is the river that overwhelms fantasy buildings and donkey meat! north! It! Light!
Hebei’s No. 1 Metaphysical Drink
When it comes to Lulu, it is always A’s honey and B’s arsenic. Those who love it can’t wait to drink it as water, and those who hate it go around buying a tongue that has not been drunk.
Its taste is so special.
The irritation of the first entrance reminds us of the survival instinct engraved by human DNA: Both the chemistry teacher and An Lingrong told us that bitter almond-flavored foods are generally fatal.
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Therefore, during the civilized period of the beverage taste of the cubs born in the 1990s, some friends accidentally fell on the table when they tasted almond milk for the first time——
Three days later, he wanted to throw this table away.
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Countless people have fantasized about this taste in their childhood when scientific knowledge was limited but it cannot be said.
Where did these metaphors come from? It is difficult for us to verify:
The first person who said that it smells like gasoline may be reminded of the sweetness of riders who drew their swords to help when the motorcycle was out of gas.
The rumors that it is like ballpoint pen refill oil may come from a zinc-deficient child who screamed while wandering in class.
However, this lady who has a keen sense of the smell of cockroaches, we can hardly tell where her experience comes from–
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Don’t think about it, this is not unreasonable.
A friend who was severely beaten by mutant creatures in the south discovered Lulu’s mysterious secret:
Put a whole box of drunk Lulu empty cans under the bed, and the cockroaches will automatically get in in groups to enjoy the happiness of the fat house. Who wants to climb on your bed for excitement.
As long as you never shake that box, the hell on earth will end in Lulu’s barrier.
The only implausibility is that the southern cockroaches are more likely to get stuck in the mouth of the jar and die in the hopeless dream of joy.
▲Are you sure the Southern Flying Cockroach can get in?
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However, even if you get through everything and recognize Lulu’s taste, you are still confused about its place in the world.
As a table drink,its taste seems to be too heavy, and which cuisine is not suitable for any occasion.
Too much independence and self-contained faction. It is impossible to match with anyone, and it will only overwhelm the guests. The earth-flavored packaging that has been changed every ten years is the original sin.
▲Lulu’s packaging changes seem to follow Mr. Xu Qing’s style
People will only think of Lulu when they are in distress. However, the most extreme situations often create the most magical legends.
I heard from my uncle that there was an Inner Mongolian woman who had an outstanding drinker, who swept the Central Plains when she was doing business and drank a big man.
Whenever everyone was struggling to ask her for the secret, she answered generously: There is a can of Lulu on the table, and she is not afraid to drink more. Some people followed suit and failed one by one.
Until one day, the end of the legend——
The wine bureau is in full swing. The lady used a can to show her belly and continued to drink. She didn’t want to get drunk more and more. She took an empty can and looked at the counterfeit goods. Helped away.
The authentic, inviolable evil spirit that will never change forever seems to belong to Lulu.
Therefore, some people were born and cooked with it once and again, and they bought three or five cans with a desire to conquer, and fell in love with its rebelliousness.
Brother Feng remembers the first encounter with him: I was away with relatives, and the old man said he wanted to drink “cold water”. Then he opened the refrigerator and pulled out a can from the full blue and white jar at the bottom of the refrigerator. Pass it over.
In the past nine years, Lulu has been in this position, as domineering and low-key existence of high-end mineral water.
In Lulu’s hometown of Chengde, Hebei, it is the first choice for visiting relatives year after year.
Regardless of whether you have a father who works as a workshop director in Lulu, or whether your neighbor grows almonds for Lulu’s family, Chengde children will not be able to escape the drunk years.
Sent around, countless Chinese people sat in the toilet and couldn’t get out the day after drinking Lulu.
They fell into a myth in the smell of lulu after the reincarnation of the five grains. They picked up their phones to search for the reasons, but found that there was no answer, only difficult friends.
However, the people of Yanzhao have never been able to shake the orthodoxy of Lulu. Some believers even said that they don’t share the same beauty with its sweet and sweet rival, the six walnuts.