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“You got a 666 for the right answer”, the female teacher shouted in the live broadcast room, and the screen was filled with “666” from the students. This is a scene of a general English classroom on today’s live broadcast platform.

As of now, it has been almost a week since most schools around the country officially launched live online lessons. In this special period, teachers and schools are racking their brains to keep children learning, but students are also beginning to find ways to be mischievous.

The teacher-student game in the school has begun to play on the Internet again.

Just like the epidemic will definitely pass, there will always be a day when we return to school. Although teachers and students are currently unable to return to school, with the help of today’s Internet, the future of “learning at home” that we once imagined is realized in this way.

Although most of the students who are still immersed in squatting at home are reluctant, the meaning of most schools is still obvious-it is worthy of it.

But the advantage is that due to technological progress, there are already more platforms that allow more interaction between teachers and students through the Internet, such as sign-in, barrage exchanges, and even wheat … and this means that students The expected “anchor-style teaching” will be staged soon.

But the mentality of the teacher is broken.

Feng Shui always takes turns. In schools, teachers always give people a chance to fish, but with live classes coming, some old teachers who are not so familiar with electronic products have no choice. Beginning these days, the “live class” tutorials on video websites have become hot.

Many teachers do n’t have similar experience and lack of equipment. When the time comes, they can only complete the live broadcast in a hurry:

Fortunately, these are minor issues. So we can now see such a magical scene: the teacher is serious lecture in front of the camera, while the classmates brush up a small encouragement gift underneath. Among them, there are the teaching process of professional teachers in schools, and online tutoring classes conducted by ordinary people, but they have only one purpose-to teach children knowledge. And this enthusiastic atmosphere of learning has also made the recent Internet seem happy.

It’s just that once the live broadcast starts, the various questions will start to faint teachers. For example, students love the name of the flowers and flowers, so that the teachers who call them do not know how to speak:

In a hurry, some teachers do n’t even have a chatbot.Let it go:

There are also new online teachers who are not very clear about the rules of the live broadcast platform, leading to death before they can succeed. (This should not be a school teacher)

Small mistakes will also make the teachers lose their saliva. A political teacher accidentally turned on the mute, causing her to perform passionately for dozens of minutes.

As for answering questions in class, it becomes a big problem. In school, face-to-face teaching is the norm-in order to pay attention to students’ learning, it is also necessary to observe expressions. In the course of online teaching, teachers can also accomplish this by calling the function of student cameras.

But now, because most parents are also curious about online teaching, they choose to follow along. This also caused the teachers to face an embarrassing phenomenon: the students were asked to answer the question by name, and as soon as the camera was turned on, the old and young children across the street started to meet with each other.Big eyes and small eyes.

The perspective of the teacher looks like this:

Teacher: nervous

And the situation of many teachers is also “different from the inside and the outside”: the upper body sits tightly to the students, and the lower body is full of pajamas and slippers.

You can do some small moves in your spare time:

Of course, although online teaching gives teachers the right not to be “fully armed”, they also have to face some unavoidable small embarrassments-usually they can keep the children from whispering, but now they do n’t know that they are behind What is being discussed here.

The most difficult problem is that the “little secrets” of some careless teachers were soon discovered by observing classmates.

While the watchlist you treasured is bad, it will be exposed badly:

Although there are a lot of students who are not too busy watching the lively, most of the live broadcasts can also be carried out safely. Of course, except for physical education teachers.

Schools always pay attention to the comprehensive development of moral, intellectual, and physical beauty. In the case of epidemics, physical fitness must be strengthened. So the PE teacher also has to join the tide of live classes. This also caused many teachers to suffer from the shame of “live broadcast running and jumping exercises, and being horribly crowded.”

The demonstration has also become a test of self-esteem:

Even if you are a swimming teacher with white strips in the waves, this time will inevitably be a worm on the shore.

However, the “horrible onlookers” are also two-way. Physical education teachers can also enjoy the thrill of “Wan Hao Qiu” with an order:

So in this e-learning diagram, only the biology teacher is the hardest hit.

The miserable physics teacher may also be affected:

As for the “brush gifts for teachers” link we were most looking forward to today, I can see a lot on the live broadcast website today. It ’s just that many teachers do n’t understand what a gift is, at best it is a joke-most teachers can abide by their duties and prohibit students from making gifts.

Of course, it is not excluded that teachers who have opened online classes thanked the gifts and came to speak especially:

To sum up, in the case of overcoming all kinds of difficulties, countless difficult teachers still taught students a class as usual, although it was not easy.

Of course, the mentality of the students during this period also collapsed.

Since the online class was announced, most students have started to suffer—especially after seeing their full schedule:

Even if some students have already collapsed at home, they still cannot escape the magic claw of “video punch”.

Previously, students had a wonderful illusion about “learning on the Internet”-they thought that they could just make a small difference, or do something while listening to the lesson.Anything else. But the high-profile broadcast technology has now shattered their illusions: some online lesson software now supports teachers to monitor children or computer screens in front of cameras at any time.

The most fearful sentence of contemporary students is that it has also changed from “you write the answer on the blackboard” to “the teacher invited you to speak on Mai.”

In order to meet this challenge, students have also become anxious for middle school students. For example, some people choose to use photos to make shadow avatars.

Some predecessors have summed up valuable experience for future generations: pretend network stutters to avoid roll call.

But it’s hard to get a hold of your brain.

After discovering that they still can’t escape the class, the students started to play their tricky nature and entertain themselves. For example, “brush praise” has become the most fashionable means of disrupting classroom order today. Many teachers complained that they had received tens of thousands of praises for 50 minutes of class, and they did not know whether the students were listening.

Of course, these troublesome students are not very good at the end. For example, someone brushed a rocket in an online class, but was criticized by the teacher-a classmate on station B recorded a screen to brush the rocket for the teacher. After being discovered by the teacher, he “presented 45 sets of questions.”

The previous “secretly watching mobile phones under the desk” has gradually evolved into the current “split screen” playing games.

Source: Station B @ Coin is a Good Dongdong

But the brain is not bright, it should be caught.

After the classroom was transferred to the Internet, most students found that there should still be a link in class. Things like dragging the hall to eat no morning meals and running online classes can’t run, but at least the students can complain about it by changing their names and other small means.

Problems like “wrong classroom” can happen even on live broadcast platforms:

Besides that, there are still a lot of homework every day. Nor does it rule out that angry teachers have something to say when leaving homework:

Some classmates wanted to chat with their friends and complained that they were bored during class, but accidentally posted them to the public screen—like a small note caught by the teacher.

Even if I was secretly face-to-face in class, I found that this traditional art can be perfectly engraved.

Of course, the worst thing is this:

Of course, these are the troubles of the “big kids”, and some younger children are overwhelmed when they encounter online classes. I am afraid this child is still wondering why the teacher wants to call his mother.

There are still a lot of questions like this. In addition, the teacher’s “dragging hall” and “stay homework” are all available, making students dumbfounded in the face of mobile phones and computers. The only thing they can pray now is that the teacher is offline.

Online classes have come this week. There are quite a lot of these “jokes” mentioned above. When the traditional classroom and live broadcast run side by side, the event of online teaching has become more interesting, and it has given everyone a little fun during this difficult time. But there are still some things that we need to keep in mind and fulfill.

Recently, the topic of “online classes” has been a hot topic. Many netizens have also flooded into the small classrooms of teachers and students, and there will be more or less riots. And some teachers will slogan “love flowers” in the live broadcast room, and the quarrel will gradually decrease.

Meanwhile, many netizens who are obviously not students also followed the class and brushed up their answers. Some netizens are nostalgic for their school days and want to experience the feeling of class again, so they thought about it recently. These are all gratifying sights, and we also urge everyone here to try not to add more burden to the teacher’s teaching. These teachers who overcome conditions and still have a lesson for children are worthy of our respect.

A little teacher from Jiangxi gave a live lecture to his classmates in the mountains 700 kilometers away:

Mr. Deng from Guizhou can only climb to the top of the mountain and put on his headlights in order to find signals during class.

There is still a lot of similar news. Most teachers’ preparation of textbooks is not easy, but because they are not familiar with electronic products, they add some trouble to their work. But the teacher’s morality will not be buried by the epidemic, and knowledge can also be transmitted through the network.

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At the same time, some students ran to the roof and even connected to the neighbor’s wifi, just to take an online lesson and realize their “Zhejiang Dream”.

Although the epidemic is dangerous, there is more to learn. Hopefully the “live class” scene today is just an interesting episode in the memories of successful students in the future.

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