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The new crown pneumonia virus has been registered in Eastern Europe. After Putin ordered the country to block the city, the supermarkets were emptied as quickly as the toilet paper shelves in other countries.

Aside from the necessary rations, the vodka shelves are the most lonely empty.

Old Tradition

Crazy Slavs can be obedient and do not go out when they are not allowed to wear a foot. They can wear masks, wash their hands frequently or not fight, but they must drink alcohol.

After all, when the WWII soldiers approached the Red Square, the Soviet brother’s wine did not break.

Shoe polish, hairspray, glue, just drink it.

As a vodka prepared for wartime, you can get two or two every day during World War II. If you do n’t have enough, you risk the blind to secretly drink the antifreeze of ethanol-containing fighter jets.

The workers who built the Siberian railway in the former Soviet Union poured cologne on crowbars to purify it without alcohol. The scented wine was particularly exciting when it drank front, middle and back.

During the time of Gorbachev’s prohibition, the wine prepared by toast stained with shoe polish, hair gel dilution purification method and medical glue purification method can not catch up with cologne, but the degree of entrance is pure enough.

Toast the virus, make a trio of shadows

For this new crown pneumonia, the killer of the Soviet brothers must inevitably have alcohol.

Vodka fights the disease

At the press conference, Belarusian President Lukashenko gave three national protest rules: washing hands frequently, sauna, eating three meals, and two or two drinks.

“Vodka is not only as good as hand sanitizer. If you drink 100 ml a day, it can kill the virus. Of course you have to go to work to drink.”

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