N kinds of vampire death methods (funny)

First, pierce it with a sword! Remember that your sword must be blessed first. Do you know what a blessing is? It is to hold a religious ceremony and write some words on the sword. The Europeans wrote: “I love you, the Virgin Mary.” The Americans wrote: “I have a B2 bomber.” The Chinese wrote: “Jiang Taigong has no taboos here.” The Japanese wrote: “Drink milk and grow taller– The evil spirits are gone!” The Indians wrote: “Long live the Buddha, long live the long live.”

2. In Malaysia, the way to deal with vampires is to use bottles, like “One Thousand As written in Zero One Night. It is better to hire a local wizard.
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Third, dig traps to catch. For foreign ghosts, put some kind of rose plant on the trap; for Chinese ghosts, use glutinous rice cake as bait. Chinese ghosts are really greedy.

4. Dig out the heart of the vampire and burn it! This method is too bloody, I suggest not to use it.

Fifth, the most interesting one: take one sock-it must be the sock on the left foot, and the right foot doesn’t work. Filled with soil and thrown into the river outside the village. I think this one makes sense, but it needs to be divided into whose socks. If it is my upper classmates, whether it is left or right, its power is enough to resist the vampires and werewolves within a hundred miles.

Here is a list of standard equipment for European “vampire hunters”:

Spikes-for piercing the heart, sticks-can be used Come to flat vampire, pistol-shoot it if you can’t beat it, rope-many uses, crowbar-pry open coffin, flashlight-necessary to enter the tomb, and can be used to pick up wallet on the road, mirror-can distinguish vampire , Knife-for self-defense and offensive use, garlic-to be fresh, not to dry the next year’s old garlic, saw-for sawing coffin, holy water-equivalent to concentrated sulfuric acid, icon or cross-to scare the young imp, Holy bun-equivalent to the rat medicine. just for fun~