If a woman puts on a facial mask every day, there is only one explanation: she has no face to see people.
It might be a bit of a loss, and it’s too absolute, at least I can find one exception by myself-that is my wife. I can swear to God that my wife puts on a mask every day, not because she has no face to see people.
On the contrary, she wanted to see people with a face.
I have to admit that I was drunk that night. The reason for being drunk is that our company’s “Libai Mask Buy One Get One Free” promotion in Teemall during the day was an unexpected success, and this event was planned by me. So, at the celebration banquet, the boss and his sexy little cat kept toasting to me, can I not get drunk?
At the end of the celebration banquet, my colleagues unanimously disagreed with me driving home, detained my car in the restaurant, and asked me to take a taxi back. I’m sorry, so I have to listen to them. In fact, I know that even if it is turned on, it will be fine, unless I run into traffic police.
When I got home, it might be past twelve o’clock. I just took out the key and the door suddenly opened. I was caught off guard. A white-faced female ghost rushed out of my house and pinched me with one hand. Nose!
I only remember that I collapsed on the ground, unconscious…
I don’t know how long it took, and a burst of cold water woke me up. I opened my eyes and saw that I was already lying in the bathroom, and my wife was holding a basin in her hand, her eyebrows raised. My head was very dizzy, but I still remembered what happened just now, and hurriedly said, “My wife, there are ghosts in our house and our house! Are you okay?”
My wife was furious at hearing this. Another basin of cold water: “It’s you drunk!”
I struggled to get up from the ground, wiped my face with a towel, and said to her, “No, real wife.” , When I entered the door just now, I really saw a white-faced female ghost with only four black holes on her face. She knocked me down in one fell swoop. It was so scary! It was definitely not that I had hallucinations when I drank too much, did you see “My wife stretched out her right hand, pinched my nose, took a thing out of the washbasin with her left hand, and raised it in front of my eyes: “You can see clearly, isn’t it this! You don’t have to scold me when you call me a ghost!” >
I took a closer look, and she was holding a freshly peeled mask in her hand-isn’t that the “Libai” mask from our company? I hurriedly said: “Damn, it turns out that you are wearing the mask! It’s too scary! I told you long ago, don’t use the mask from our company, why don’t you listen to me!” The wife snorted: “I I thought you were really kind! I just know now, you have not let me post, because I am afraid that my face will turn white. If you want to get rid of my yellow-faced woman, there is one less reason!”
I laughed and laughed: “What logic is this? Didn’t I tell you earlier, this mask has no effect at all. If you use too much, it may cause skinSkin infection! This is top secret! Let the boss know that I told you, I have to be laid off! “
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“Come on! “The wife yelled again, “You are engaged in an event today, and I am also there. I don’t believe that everything you promote is deceptive! You won’t let me turn white! Also, who is the white-faced fairy standing on your left? Tell me honestly, why does she always love you? Say! “
“You are so hell, where is there a white-faced fairy next to me today?” They were all migrant girls who got so bad that we hired them for help! “
“It’s not them, it’s the vixen who has been standing next to you from the beginning and won’t say anything!” “
“Don’t spray people with blood, just put on lipstick, OK? Let me tell you, there is a full video of our event today. I will show you the video tomorrow. If not, what would you say? “
“Just look, whoever is afraid of whom!” Tell you, she still recognizes me! After your event, she still came to me, and she gave me this mask! That slut also shamelessly satirized me: ‘Mrs. Zhang, do you want to make your face as white as mine and make Manager Zhang love you more! ‘I bother! “
Seeing that she was so rigorous, I was dubious—she didn’t have to make up this to test me. But who is that girl? In the company, the boss’s little The cat is the whitest, and has secretly sent Qiubo to me, I dare not provoke her-but she didn’t go today!
Maybe it’s the effect of alcohol, the more I think about it, the more dizzy I get , Don’t worry about him, go to bed first, wait until I watch the video.
But my wife won’t let me sleep peacefully. She clamped my waist with both hands and said, “If you don’t have a ghost in your heart, you have Use action to prove to me that you didn’t mess with her last night! “
I yelled: “Help—”
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The next day I woke up with a sore back and leg cramps. Suddenly, my wife yelled in the bathroom: “Husband, come on!” “
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“What’s the matter? Forgot to take the toilet paper? “I hurriedly pushed the door in, and my wife hugged me: “Look, my face!” my face! “I took a closer look, hey, her face turned white overnight, and some freckles disappeared like morning stars! This is impossible. How can our company’s products have such an effect.
I said, “My wife, what about the mask! “”what’s wrong? “No, I suspect that what you posted is not our company’s product.” “What kind of horrible idea have you come up with again!” Tell you, authentic “Li Bai”, you dare to lie to me about your companyIs the product Mongolian? “
The wife said, threw a box of facial mask to me, I took a careful inspection, yes, the packaging and barcode are exactly the same. I took one, sniffed, Hey, there is a weird smell of medicine, our products don’t have that smell!
“My wife, yes, this is not our product!” “Come on, it’s useless what you say, I just want to become like what you advertised: white, red, thin, smooth, bright, slippery, and clean, let your conspiracy go bankrupt!” “
I stopped arguing with her. After hurriedly ate breakfast, with a lot of doubts, I first picked up the car from the restaurant and went straight to the company.
As soon as I entered the Corporate Propaganda Department, my subordinate Xiao Liu said: “Manager Zhang, you were so full yesterday! “
I said, “How did you know that you didn’t go again?” “
“I saw it in the live video!” “
“Where is the video, let me see it!” “
Xiao Liu took out a box of discs and put it in the CD-ROM drive. The video opened, and I was indeed very energetic on the stage. I did my best to blow our products better than myths. The transfiguration technique in here is pretty good. However, there are no white-faced beauties around me, and the glaring is even more nonsense.
Now I believe it more, my wife is sure She was playing with me. Maybe she didn’t go to Tianhe City at all yesterday, she just wanted to test me, huh, the menopause hasn’t arrived yet, so she’s suspicious.
I let Xiao Liu Kaoyi. Give me a video. After work, I quit a meal and drove home immediately-this time, I see what she has to say.
I got home for ten minutes, When the twilight fell, my wife came back from work. I saw, strangely, her face was whiter than in the morning. What kind of ghost mask is that, with such a good effect, can our “Li Le” still compete with it? But, it Why do you want to copy us?
I’m still thinking about it. My wife slammed her bag and sat on the sofa with a dark face, without saying a word. I approached her: ” what happened? She crossed her eyebrows and gritted her teeth coldly: “Okay you!” It was so daring, I freak out yesterday, and today I drove her across the market! “
“How can I not understand what you are saying?” Please! “
“You still play stupid with me!” Just now I went to your company to stare at you and saw it with my own eyes. You and her both came out of the company and got on the car. She still stuck to you and touched your face with your hands. I was not afraid of both being killed… I was blind, and I heard you white-eyed wolf! “While she was talking, she actually started to cry. Isn’t this pretending? Is she mentally troubled and has a vision?
“Then why don’t you make a big fuss on the spot?” “I asked.
“I just wanted to go with you, you all ran away, I also want face, do you want me to make trouble in your company!”