The village director of Zhoutian Village is a warm-hearted person. He is nicknamed The Old Brazier. He has done a lot of good things for the villagers.
This year Zhoutian Village was placed under the jurisdiction of the city. The government ordered the ban on burial. The old rules have changed since ancient times. The villagers have a lot of resistance, and the dead are cremated. , Huo Caiwang! But you can’t help but sleep in the coffin, the coffin—official wealth. When the old man rises to heaven, he wants to bless future generations to flourish. How can he do without a coffin?
To abide by the government’s laws and regulations, but also to take into account the feelings of the villagers, the old brazier thought of an expedient measure and paid for a public coffin. Everyone who died can be treated as old. It’s a memorial to sleep in the coffin.
Zhou Tiancun has two common surnames: Zhou and Tian. On this day, Grandma Tian, who is the oldest in the Tian family, returned to the sky, and the public coffin stored in the abandoned pump house was about to be used again.
Early the next morning, the old brazier rushed to help and accompanied Grandma Tian’s son Tian Datou to clean the coffin. The two came to the pump room with brushes and rags, but they saw The door was open. The two people were taken aback, and hurriedly opened the door to see that the lid of the coffin was also lifted to the side. Tian Datou hurriedly ran over and looked into the coffin. With a weird cry of “Wow”, he tremblingly pointed to the coffin and yelled: “Coffin, coffin…there are people!”
Before the call fell, a person suddenly stood up behind the coffin, scared Tian Datou almost stumbled. The man stretched out and yawned, “What are you talking about, that’s my father!” It turned out to be Zhou Dafu of the Zhou family.
It took a long time for Tian Datou to come back to his senses: “Your father? When did your father return to heaven?”
Chow Tai Fook mumbled vaguely With a sentence, the old brazier couldn’t help but became suspicious. He leaned over to the coffin and took a closer look. Father Chow Tai Fook’s chest was still slightly rising and falling, and the old brazier was furious: “Bastard! You let the living sleep in the coffin!” Chow Tai Fook Indifferent: “Just breathe more than a living person!”
Chow Tai Fook’s father fell ill a few days ago and was sent to the hospital to be ineffective, and he has entered a state of dying. The family wanted him to sleep in a coffin and pulled him back from the hospital overnight. When he got home, they heard that Grandma Tian had returned to heaven. If she waited for her to complete the funeral at the funeral, I was afraid that father would be rotten at home. Chow Tai Fook was so desperate that he would put his father in the coffin first.
Chow Tai Fook’s tricks were too bad, so angry that Tian Datou quarreled with Chow Tai Fook. The two of them scolded when they quarreled, and started to fight if they scolded. This matter is very important, and the old brazier can’t speak well. Pulling this one can’t move, pushing another can’t push it away, the two guys get closer and closer, their hands clenched into four fists.
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Suddenly, there was a “grumbling” sound in the coffin, and the three of them were stunned. Tian Datou yelled “The corpse is cheated” and was about to run away. The old brazier grabbed him: “Sillything! Does your living person cheat the corpse? This is a flashback! “
Sure enough, the old brazier is well-informed. Chow Tai Fook’s father returned to the photo. He saw himself lying in the coffin and heard the noise outside fighting for the coffin. The last strength hit the coffin. Chow Tai Fook reacted and touched his father’s nose and mouth, and he cried and said, “Look, you are out of breath this time? “
Tian Datou roared: “It’s not good if you are not breathless. If you die, you have to talk about first come first! “Chow Tai Fook also shouted: “If it doesn’t work, you can do it. The first coffin is the first to come!” “The two men clamored and wanted to do it again.
The noise in the pump room disturbed the people in the village. The news spread, and Grandma Tian’s body was also carried, and relatives on both sides arrived. , The coffin dispute intensified, young people copying clubs to pick up bricks, women adding fuel to the noise, the scene suddenly raged, and a family battle is about to break out. (Uncle Ghost: http://www.guidaye.com/ Please keep the reprint!)
The old brazier cried out with anger: “Are you all fainted? Kill two more and sleep without a coffin! “When the two families saw this, they calmed down.
The old brazier scratched his head and came up with a stopgap measure: “The two families first carry the old man back. The coffin will be used by the villagers. Delegates discuss and decide! “
The two families brought back the old people and waited for the results of the discussion, but the villager representatives also insisted on their own opinions. Some people said that they came first, and Grandma Tian died in front: Some people said that the first person is the first. Father Zhou advanced to the coffin. After discussing for a long time, he kicked the ball back: The coffin was played by the old brazier, and it is up to him who uses it first.
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The old brazier returned home angrily. Tian Datou came with two bottles of wine, and put down the wine and threw out a sentence: “Whoever comes first, you have the final say, anyway, it is my mother who returned first! As he was talking, Chow Tai Fook also came, and put down the two bottles of wine and threw out a sentence: “Whoever will come first, you can figure it out. Anyway, you can’t spoil my dad!” “
In the end, ginger is old and spicy, and the old brazier has a stopgap after his brainstorming: “I heard that the funeral home rents fiberglass coffins. The coffins are much more beautiful than wood. Look Whoever rents one, I will pay. “Unexpectedly, the two people objected in unison: the coffin has been made of wood since ancient times, and even the two words “coffin” are next to the wooden characters. FRP is nothing!
The old brazier never dreamed. Thinking that he spared no expense to hit a public coffin, and now it has become a hot potato. He secretly made up his mind: If the two companies refuse to give in, he will sleep in the coffin tomorrow, and see how you can grab it!
Before the old brazier entered the coffin, a fire broke out in the pump room in the middle of the night. When the villagers arrived with the pots and buckets, the fire was already burning. Fortunately, there were no houses around. Will not cause the fire to spread, the old brazier rushesQuickly greet the villagers to step back. Just let it burn out, but I don’t know who called the police during the rush, and when the fire brigade police station arrived one after another, the coffin in the house had long turned into charcoal.
The chief of the police station heard about the dispute between the two coffins and began to trace the cause of the fire. After on-site investigation, several empty wine bottles were found in the pump room, apparently using liquor to support combustion. It happened that the two families in Zhoutian bought this kind of wine for funerals. The villagers also believed that only these two families had the motivation to set fire. The motive was simple: since the other side refused to give in, they simply burned it on fire. use!
With the wine bottle and motivation, the doubts are of course centered on Chow Tai Fook and Tian’s head, but no matter what the director does, the two will not admit it. The director decided to take the two suspects back to the police station for examination. The two relatives immediately bombed the temple. Who did the son leave to send the old man to heaven? The two families were crying and crying, the director became angry, and he took out his mobile phone to request reinforcements.
Seeing that things are going to make a big mess, the old brazier yelled: “Don’t check it, I set the fire!”
People were stunned. I stayed, the scene was suddenly silent, and the old brazier pointed to the wine bottle found on the scene: “This is the wine given to me by Chow Tai Fook and Tian. I just set it on fire. I will burn the coffin I hit. How should I punish me? Here!”
The director is angry and funny: “Why are you punished? You deliberately set fire, suspected of endangering public safety, and should be subject to review in accordance with the law. You, the village director, don’t be the village director and talk to us. Go to the police station and wait for it to be dealt with!”
The old brazier bid farewell to the villagers: “Think about it, everyone. Everyone sleeps in coffins when our ancestors die for generations. According to this superstition, the world is full of It’s all big officials and big money! Why burn Caiwang’s coffin? Look at it! I lost my money and broke my fortune and almost killed someone! Now I want to ask everyone, do you want me to make another call? New coffin?”
Chow Tai Fook and Tian looked at each other, and yelled in unison: “Don’t don’t!”