Xiao Zhang and Xiao Lang are friends of thieves. Xiao Zhang once said to wash his hands with a golden basin, but Xiao Lang did not take it seriously at first.
But in the past few days, Xiao Zhang has actually put the stolen things back into other people’s pockets several times.
Xiao Lang felt that he really didn’t want to do it, so he did it on purpose. Unexpectedly, Xiao Zhang took out something that looked like a TV remote control that day and said: “A guy used it to remote control me. I found out just now, and he dropped it and ran away.”
< br/> A remote control that can remotely control people is unheard of!
Xiao Lang took the remote control and pressed the “Palm Mouth” button to Xiao Zhang. He didn’t expect Xiao Zhang to actually open his bow from left to right and open his mouth.
Xiao Lang smiled when he saw it. Xiao Zhang has a very strong memory. He must have remembered the position of the button. When he saw the position of his hand, he knew what to perform. action!
I’ll let you play enough! When Xiao Lang thought about it this way, he pressed “pinch ears” for a while, and then “pinch thighs” again, and he was so busy with this chapter.
Xiao Lang was about to continue pressing, Xiao Zhang hurriedly knelt down and yelled: “Oh my God, if you don’t believe me, let me try it against you! You keep tossing me so hard and you kill me, you still don’t know the truth.”
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Xiao Lang thought for a while and said, “Okay. , If you want me to turn around this trash can twice, I believe you…”
Xiao Zhang took a breath and pressed it hard, Xiao Lang felt An inexplicable force pushed him around the trash can.
Only then did Xiao Zhang completely believe it. (Uncle Ghost: http://www.guidaye.com/ please keep the reprint!)
Unexpectedly, there is such a high-tech thing in the world. Xiao Zhang circulates and laughs: With this baby, you don’t need to sneak in the future, just press the remote control if you want.
Especially the old Hu who caught them, tomorrow, I will go to him, let him send the money, and let him hit himself three big mouths after the delivery!
Xiao Lang was thinking about being happy. Suddenly he felt his eyes were hot and sore. When he touched him, he was sweating profusely, and then he realized that he had been around for a long time. Zhang yelled: “Hurry up and press the stop button, you want to exhaust me?”
Unexpectedly, Xiao Zhang looked sad and said: “I have pressed it several times, but It just doesn’t work…”
Xiao Lang only felt a cold air hit his forehead, and hurriedly said: “Then you are not happy, go find someone to fix it!”
Xiao Zhang turned around and ran, found the person who repaired the appliance, and said, “Hurry up and fix this remote control. I’ll give you 100 yuan.. “
Unexpectedly, the repairer took a look at the remote control, then gave it back to him, and said coldly, “I bet that unless you die, you won’t find The one who fixes this stuff. “
After finishing speaking, the maintenance worker pointed to the inscription on it again and said, “Look at this, what is written on it?” “
Xiaozhang gasped at a glance. It seemed that he didn’t want the golden basin to wash his hands.
It turned out that the words on it were: Made in Hades——Made in Hades.