Tomorrow is the Ghost Festival again, at that time: the underworld opens and the demons dance. The ghostly shadows are horrible. Warn friends not to go out that night, otherwise…
On the day of July and a half last year, when I went to town for work, it was nine o’clock in the evening when I turned back because of the complexity. Fortunately, it was only a dozen miles away, the moon was bright and the wind was clear, and I rode a bicycle whistling all the way.
I felt a bit wrong when I was walking, my vision became increasingly blurred, and the familiar straight concrete road under my feet became curved and strange, and I couldn’t ride a bicycle at all. Looking up at the sky, the pale moon was as erratic as it was pasted on paper, and the air looked gloomy and smog everywhere. I suddenly remembered that tonight was a ghost festival, and I couldn’t help but felt a cold sweat. I stopped to smoke a cigarette and become courageous. I didn’t know when I lost my TMD lighter. I had no choice but to push the bike and bite the bullet and walk forward, thinking that I would be home in another five or six miles.
Suddenly, there was a strange wind whirling on the flat ground, making people’s hair horrified. Vaguely as if to see the phantoms of billowing smoke, the scene was so scared that the roosters did not dare to crow, the hens did not dare to lay eggs, and the cows did not dare to eat tender grass, and the calves did not dare to fall in love. .
I know that the big thing is not good, so I threw down my bicycle and climbed a big tree on the side of the road. Fortunately, I have been naughty and active since I was young. The speed of climbing the tree is superb.
As soon as I climbed the tree and hid it, I heard the “clanging” sound of a gong. I could see a black sedan chair appeared in the mist, with a skull hanging on each corner of the sedan chair. . The car curtain was lifted, and a ghost king came down, but he saw him wearing a black-bone crown and a black robe of mackerel dragons, with blue-faced fangs and black eyes, and his mouth opened like a bloodbath, revealing his white teeth. He cried out strangely: “Little Let’s play as much as you like!” Suddenly, there was a cheer of “creaking, squeaking, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow! > Look at the opium ghost, the skin can’t hold the bones and the skinny can’t be ghost-like, but he is holding the ruler and the long cigarette stick to swallow the clouds and breathe deeply to make it uncomfortable. While taking drugs, he said to himself: “Well, yes, authentic Burmese goods.”
The hanged ghost has a long red tongue. Whenever a ghost comes, he sells nylon in his hand. Chinese knot made of rope. Hey, the ghost is not fooled by him. Seeing that no one bought his Chinese knot, the hanged ghost walked to the tree where I was hiding, untied the Chinese knot and turned it into a rope. He hung the rope on the tree branch to make a sleeve, and put his head in and hung in the air and dangled on the swing. I was so scared that I was clutching my crotch tightly.
There came a ghost with a good figure, long hair hanging down and graceful, turned out to be a beautiful ghost. The beautiful ghost winked her eyebrows, and followed a male ghost next to her. The male ghost’s eyes were blood red, his hand was holding a white chrysanthemum, his sticky saliva flowed to his feet, and a wretched smile was squeezed out of his face. He turned out to be a pervert, disgusting. I was busy covering my mouth again for fear of vomitingCome.
Hearing crying and looking away, a ghost was kneeling in front of the ghost king and crying: “My lord, I died so wrongly!” The iron-faced judge walked over with a black stylus in his hand. He shouted: “Are you annoyed by the unjust dead? It’s a crime to disturb the king Yaxing. I think you’ve already died once, so I won’t be held accountable for now, let’s go!”
Kowtowing: “The king must avenge the little devil! It was obviously the mayor who was playing with the bribery and corruption. She slammed me on my head and forced me into the detention center. I had to wait until the court opened to give me a chance to defend and expose the report. Yeah, but I don’t know what’s going on. I don’t know if I was hidden by’peek-a-boo’, King Mingjian! Ouch!”
The ghost king was gloomy for a while He sneered: “Hehehehe, you have no justice in the Yang world. There is no light in the underworld. It is a delusion! Come on, pull me away!” Tauren came over to catch the unjust dead ghost playing football like a person and kick, and the unjust ghost cracked his heart. The lungs screamed and flew so far, my cold sweat has come out.
Suddenly I heard screams again. It turned out that the drunkard was drunk and drunk crazy, riding on the alcohol to molest the beauties and ghosts, and the beauties and ghosts quickly hid behind the beauties in fright. Seeing that the opportunity came, the pervert came forward to save the beauty, but was beaten with drunken fists to smoke. When he fell, the pervert said something very touching: “People die under the flowers, and behave like ghosts. I have no regrets.”
The drunkard clapped his hands and said contemptuously. “Small, I drank eighteen bowls and killed the Tigers at Jingyanggang. What’s more, you are so ghost?” When the beautiful ghost heard it, she said softly: “Yeah, it’s the second uncle? The slave waited. You are so bitter…” The drunkard grabbed the female ghost by the hand and exclaimed in surprise, “Could it be that you are the sister-in-law? What about Ximen Qing?” The female ghost pointed at the sex ghost who fell on the ground and said, “It’s him! “The drunkard shook his head and said with emotion: “It’s really a knife on the head! How magnificent Ximen Qing was back then, I can’t imagine that now his bones have been scoured to only two or two thin skins. It is sad and sad.” The sigh was over, and the beauty was wrapped The ghost went to make affection. Ha ha, after all, it is a ghost, how can I understand the word shame. I don’t have any idea about this matter, why is it not like this.
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At this time, the ghost king is probably tired. As soon as he waved his hand, he saw a thin ghost running around and lying on the ground with a smile on his face, and the ghost king’s fat body He sat on his back and patted the skinny ghost on the head with satisfaction.
Looking at the other side, Xiucaigui is holding the book, shaking his head and chanting, “Last year, here today, I failed the ten tests and returned my home. I was anxious and annoyed, and the world turned around. “
The poor ghost next to him joked: “You sour talent, go home and farm if you fail the exam! No matter how angry you are, you will die in vain.”
< br/> The scholar ghost said in annoyance: “What do you know about the poor ghost? If I pass the exam, I will be able to reap both fame and fortune. From then on, the beautiful lady will become the official and prosperous, hahaha…”
The poor ghost smiled and said, “Hey, hey, wake up man, you are dead, no chance!”
The Xiucai ghost said angrily: “Huh, in my next life, I will have to live in an official family or a rich family. I am not afraid of being ugly, I am not worried about being uneducated, giving gifts and going through the back door, I need a diploma, a diploma, a position, and a position. What a real talent is not worth it. “I listened to the paradox of scholars and ghosts in the tree, and I found it reasonable. Modern examinations are almost the same as ancient imperial examinations. People who are able to cross the single-plank bridge are not necessarily passed. It seemed to hear the cry of “repaying gratitude and revenge” in the dark examination room.
I was feeling upset when I heard a “Report!” Looking down, Black and White Impermanence took a mourning stick and escorted a ghost to report: “Report King, this ghost is new. Just an hour away from the Yang world.”
The ghost king asked for his name and address, and took the life and death book in the judge’s hand and turned it over. Suddenly his grimace was gloomy and his eyes turned up, and he shouted. “Okay, you treacherous little devil and bad thing. Remember to remember clearly in the life and death history. You are a double-faced villain in the sun. You can get rich by giving gifts and flattering. If you don’t see good things, all evil things are evil. I can tolerate you! Come on, pull me down and cut my tongue first!”
The new ghost was so scared that he knelt down and knocked his head repeatedly: “Great King Rong, Great King Rong, The kid is wronged!”
The ghost king sneered: “No matter how much your tongue is, the lotus will never want to touch me. I want to listen to your sophistry. If you have a fart, let it go!”
The new ghost breathed a sigh of relief and said: “The king doesn’t know something. In that world, there are people who are greedy for profit and power. In order to adapt to survival, I have to say things against my heart and do things against my heart. In fact, I don’t feel like it. If the people in the Yang room are like a king with an iron face, impartiality and integrity, if the people in the Yang room are like the king with a righteous body and two sleeves, if the people in the sun room are righteous They are all like great kings who are wise and decisive, if the people in the Yang world are like the kings near the wise ministers and the villains, and the ghosts lead by example… I would not dare to tell lies and do bad things to kill! Poor, the little ghost is also forced to helpless. Now that he is lucky enough to leave the Yang world and come under the control of the king, it is really fortunate for the three lives to be fortune, and Wang Mingcha.” If you like ghost stories, come to the ghost story of the original ghost story network!
After hearing this, the ghost king was enraged and laughed, his fat body pressed the thin ghost under his buttocks and grinned his hands and feet. The ghost king was in a good mood, and said to the new ghost: “It is excusable to think you are not willing, and you can take the initiative to confess your sins. I hope to be a ghost in the underworld, not to commit old problems, go!”
< br/> The new ghost wiped his sweat and thanked him and left. I can’t help but admire the five-body cast, no matter where this kind of people go, even if they are ghosts, they won’t suffer. Think about the ghost king again, alas, people like to listen to good things, let alone ghostsAlmost.
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I was thinking wildly, and heard the little ghost report: “Report to the king, it’s not good, it’s not good! The drowned ghost and the Japanese ghost are fighting.” As soon as the ghost king heard that there was a lot of things today, he roared and brought it quickly. After a while, the little ghost brought three ghosts. I looked through the gaps in the leaves. One was just like the other ghosts, with wet clothes dripping down. It seemed that this was a drowned ghost. The other one is shorter and should be a Japanese ghost. There is also a big man with yellow hair, white skin, high nose and blue eyes. I am thinking about how this ghost looks like a foreign guy? Just listen to the ghost king asking: “Why did the drowned ghost fight with the Japanese pirate ghost? Really recruit! Did you also participate in the yellow-haired ghost?”
Oh, the tall man is really a foreign country. ghost. The Japanese pirate ghost and the yellow-haired ghost stood silent, and the drowned ghost knelt down to tell the story. Although it is a tale of horror, I can hear a general idea. The thing is like this:
Drowning ghosts [My years as a Taoist priest: www.dangdaoshi.com] Having been in the underworld for more than three years, he has not found a substitute and cannot be reborn. Recalling the scene of fishing on Lobster Island in the East China Sea three years ago when the Japanese pirate warship hit the water and drowned. Tonight he intends to find a stand-in for Lobster Island. Who knows that the Japanese ghosts who died on the battlefield in China during the war of aggression quit, saying that Lobster Island is an inherent island in the Japanese ghost world, and Chinese ghosts are not allowed to approach. The drowning ghost wanted to go and vowed to find a Japanese pirate as a stand-in. It’s just a quarrel, but the yellow-haired ghost who was shot as a spy in China, fearing that the world will not be chaotic, stirs up troubles behind the Japanese pirate ghosts, encourages the pirate ghosts to fight with the drowned ghosts, and hints that he will help. Because the Japanese ghosts were backed by American ghosts, they flexed their hands. Don’t look at the fierceness of the Japanese ghosts, they were beaten down by the drowned ghost with three punches and two kicks. Seeing that the drowning ghosts moved to the real position, the yellow-haired ghosts did not dare to say anything, and the Japanese pirate ghosts suffered a lot.
The King of Ghosts understood the situation and said nothing. The ghosts all around can’t help it. Lobster Island has been an island inherent in China since ancient times. When did it become a Japanese pirate? The ghosts shouted slogans and demanded severe punishment of the Japanese ghosts.
The Japanese sneered with a brutal face, hehe sneered: “Baga! This Lobster Island Di is the Great Japanese Underworld Di! Who dares to go to the island privately, dead dead! Hey! Wow, dig in the bowl? Dig in the ground again, wow!”
The yellow-haired ghost also said: “GCK!jadmmef,pppg.ortghi,wyov!……”I reluctantly Understand the general meaning: I know in my heart that Lobster Island belongs to your country, but I don’t admit it. We yellow-haired ghosts think it is better to return to the Japanese country, and the Japanese ghosts are more obedient than the Chinese ghosts.
The attitudes of the Japanese pirate ghosts and the yellow-haired ghosts are so arrogant and so arrogant, the Chinese ghosts are filled with righteous indignation. Black and white impermanence lifts a stick to fight, tauren dancing with chains and shackles forcing forward, Ghost King LianHe shook his hand to stop: “No, no! International disputes must not be acted rashly. In case of war, this king’s position is precarious, please don’t cause trouble!” And I feel sorry for drowning ghosts, but also to calm the ghost’s anger, the ghost king He also said: “Tomorrow I will lodge a strong dissatisfaction and serious protest to the ghost mansion of the country. Even if they seize Lobster Island, we will not admit it. All their attempts are futile, and all their actions are illegal…” br>
The ghost king invited ghost experts again. The expert ghost blinked his eyes for a long time and analyzed: “On this issue, there are two possibilities, one is fighting, the other is fighting…” Nonsense, just put your mother’s ass! I really can’t listen to it. It turns out that humans and ghosts have the same reason despite different paths. Bullying others is an eternal glorious tradition. But now that the government leaders in Yangjian no longer give in, and the dream of a strong nation is about to be realized, why is the ghost palace still stubborn and not enterprising? I resisted gritting my teeth but didn’t dare to say anything. In normal times, I would definitely rush forward to incite him to raise him, but they are ghosts, I dare not!
At this moment, there was a sudden thump under me, and then I heard the screaming “Oh my god!” It turned out that it was a hanging ghost just hanging on a tree swing and swinging. The rope broke, and the hanged ghost thumped. The hanged ghost rubbed his butt, stretched out his tongue and gasped and cursed: “These days, nylon ropes are also fake.” The little ghosts all laughed, and even a serious ghost king laughed and trembled. I couldn’t help but laugh out loud when I saw this scene. The laughter broke. The Ghost King stood up and sniffed his nose, and asked, “I think there is something strange, everyone pay attention to it.” I was thinking about it, and I was found out. It’s not a ghost.
Seeing the ghost king walking towards the tree with his nose, I was so anxious…hehe, sorry, I finally didn’t hold it back, and the urine came out scared.
“Hey, there seems to be a sorrow?” The ghost king deserves to be the ghost king, his nose is called sensitive!
“Report King, I’m sorry, just now you sat on me shaking, my urine was pressed out.” It turned out to be a report made by a thin ghost who was a chair for the ghost king. It’s no coincidence that a book is impossible. This thin ghost saved my life at a critical moment. When the ghost king walked over, he scratched his ears and cursed: “Things that are not promising.”
Taking advantage of this file, I suddenly remembered a different book that I had studied a few years ago. There were tortoise breath Dafa and invisibility techniques on it. I didn’t test it and didn’t know whether it was working or not. Burning eyebrows too late to think about it, according to the secret spells described in the book, hide the figure, cast the tortoise breath Dafa, and silently recite Wen Tianxiang’s “Song of Righteous Qi”: “Heaven and earth have righteous energy, mixed with manifolds. Lower is Heyue, upper It is the sun star… is majestic, awe-inspiring and alive forever… Keeping your mind on this, looking up at the floating clouds and white…” After a while, I entered the realm of no one, no self, no birth and no death.
When I open my eyes, the sky is bright, the sun is shining in the sky, the flowers are smiling at me, and the birds sing so beautifully. The sky is still so blue, the grass is stillSo green, as if nothing happened.
There is righteousness in my chest, what can the ghost do to me? I sighed, slid down the tree and stepped onto the bike, whistling and going home. Staying away all night is not a joke, you have to think about making up a lie to behave with your wife, hehe.