One of my uncles far away is a master carpenter. No matter who asks him to do work, he always helps others do more work, because he does a good job and is famous for his craftsmanship. Satisfied, there are many people who ask him to do work, so he must make an appointment in advance. He is a talented person who loves to talk and laugh. He always shows a golden tooth in his mouth when he smiles. The married woman is very envious in his heart. It is inevitable that he will have to chat with him a few words. He is also very happy to tell others about pornography. The jokes are funny, sometimes the other party says that he is “the master is colored.” He laughed and replied, “I am a little bit sexy, but I don’t have the guts, please don’t worry.”
As long as you go out to work, you have to do more work for others, which makes it late to go home. Every time you go home, you always have to bring an axe with you. First, you can deal with sudden attacks by wild beasts. Second, you can drive away ghosts. Ghosts are spread among the people. If you are afraid of iron objects such as knives and axes, you will run away from the iron objects of knives and axes.
Just a few days before my uncle’s 40th birthday, on the Lunar New Year, he worked at Shupeng’s house in Youpuwan. It happened that Shupeng was married, Shupeng’s parents The guests who accompany the wine strongly persuaded him to drink too much, which caused my uncle’s work in the afternoon to be a little overwhelming. When Shu Peng’s father met, he advised him not to work, go home and rest, pay according to his wages, and asked uncle whether he wanted someone to escort him When he went home, his uncle said embarrassedly: “The wedding wine is drunk, I’m sorry! The work is hard to go on, I went back to rest, less than three miles away, don’t need to be delivered, I will get home soon.”
When he set off with an axe in hand, Shu Peng’s father advised him not to take an axe. It was early and there would be no ghost interference on the road. My uncle said that the axe was something he brought with him, but he took it away anyway.
My uncle went home through Tianjiawan and went on the mountain road. This section of the mountain road is less than two miles away, with deep forests and many ravines. If it is sunny, walking alone would not feel scared. If it encounters a cloudy or rainy day, it is a bit creepy.
My uncle took an axe in his hand and walked into the deep mountains, only a small hill away from home, and when he got on the small hill, he saw his house. At this moment, he saw two women running towards him under the mountain bag in front. He thought to himself: In normal times, there are very few people walking on this section of the road. They are afraid to take this remote mountain road. They only have the courage to take shortcuts. Today I saw two women walking this mountain road. When children meet, keep each other and tell a ghost story to scare each other.
When my uncle turned around and looked back, there was no one going up the mountain behind. When I turned around, I couldn’t see the two women just now, so I felt very strange. Out of curiosity, he stood on the road and looked up. After a while, it turned out that the two women were standing among the clumps of wood not far from him, looking at him. The taller woman said, “Uncle, in the daytime, you are scared to death with a big axe in hand, let go. Come on. , I caught a hare, so I didn’t dare to grab it with my hands.”
When my uncle heard this, he put down the axe in his hand, went up the mountain, and came to twoIn front of the woman, the person felt confused, not seeing the hare, and said angrily: “How do you lie? I don’t have time to play with you two, I want to go home.” He didn’t want to entangle them with them.
“I didn’t lie to you. Just when you were up the mountain, the hare suddenly escaped from under my feet. So, don’t be angry, and accompany us to look for it. Maybe there are others. Gain.” Uncle wanted to go back, but he couldn’t move because he didn’t listen to his command. He was shocked, did he encounter a ghost and regret that he didn’t bring the axe.
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The two women immediately moved their feet and walked up the mountain. Uncle at this time followed the two women up the mountain somehow. He walked less than thirty steps, short The tall woman said, “There are huge mushrooms here!” The uncle looked down the finger of the short woman, and really saw the huge mushroom that she had never seen before. He came to the mushroom in a few steps and saw that the mushroom was not very fresh, so he picked it up and held it in his hand.
After a while, I found a smaller mushroom again. My uncle had mushrooms in his hand, and there was no place to put the mushrooms. At this time, the short woman suggested: “Uncle, you Take off your trousers and wear it. Pick this mushroom back, you can’t eat it yourself, you can give it to others, or eat it after drying.
My uncle took off his pants and put down the mushrooms. Followed the two women to search for mushrooms. After searching for a few minutes, they found the extra-large mushrooms and picked them up and put them in their pants.
Picking up and picking up, there are a lot of mushrooms. The one piece of trousers and velvet pants worn outside is full. If you pick it up again, you have to take it off Dropped the library. At this time, the tall woman said: “We are still looking for mushrooms. When we can’t fit them, we can take off our pants. However, when we take off our pants, there is only Uncle Lao. As long as you dare to take it off, we will let you take it off.”
My uncle felt a little bit interesting and said, “As long as you let me take it off, there is nothing you dare to do.” After the uncle stretched out his hand to take off the tall woman’s pants, who knew the two women ran away. When my aunt became interested, he chased the two women. No matter what, it was only a few steps away. So he chased and chased all over the mountains, chasing and saying, “Don’t run, you two, I must catch up with you. , Take off your pants.”
When it was dark, my uncle still didn’t catch up with the two women. Unexpectedly, when he was chasing, he was slapped severely by the two, his hands were firmly grasped by the other party, and he couldn’t escape. The older man asked, “Who are you chasing? Whose pants are you taking off? Where are your pants?”
“Who are you two? Why hit me? I don’t stop me from chasing the two women. I’m going to take off their pants and put on mushrooms today.”
“I am your biological elder brother, he is your second brother, you chase What woman? Why don’t I see two women?”
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“You twoIs my brother? It’s dark, why are you two on the mountain? The two women were in front of me just now. Why did they disappear suddenly? “
“The family is very anxious. Fortunately, I found your axe on the road and concluded that you were deceived by the ghost. Fortunately, the two female ghosts were kind-hearted, otherwise you would have been killed. Up. “My uncle’s eldest brother said.
My uncle followed behind the two elder brothers, looking for mushroom pants, the elder brother told him;
Sun When he fell down the mountain, when Shu Peng’s father went to the village agency to buy things, he saw his uncle’s sister-in-law and asked him: “Your uncle drank too much at my house. He worked for a while in the afternoon. I was afraid he would hurt himself. He didn’t let him go on and persuaded him to go home and rest. He planned to send someone to take him home, but he didn’t agree and went home by himself. “
“I can’t see his figure, I’ll go back and ask.” “
My aunt’s sister-in-law hurried home and went to my uncle’s house and asked my nephew: “Has your father come home?” “
“I didn’t go home.” “
“What a bad thing!” You go find your mother, go find your father! “Uncle Ghost: www.guidaye.com
The adults across the bay heard the words of my aunt’s sister-in-law, and they were shocked, knowing that something was wrong. Everyone went into the house to find the flashlight and walked along. My uncle went home on the mountain road looking for it down the mountain, and hit the axe placed on the side of the road. So the two went up the mountain to look for them in groups. No matter how they called, there was no answer.
My uncle’s two older brothers looked for a while, and saw their younger brothers running desperately on the mountain, and they said as they ran: “Don’t run, you two, I must catch up with you and take off your pants. “The two brothers caught up with his brother in a few steps, grabbed his brother’s hands, slapped him from left and right, and slapped him.
The three of them looked for a while and found the velvet pants. , Pour out all the things in the pants, and saw that the three people’s noses were crooked, and they were filled with cow dung, but no mushroom was found.
Then I found another one. My trousers, all the things I poured out were cow dung. My uncle said, “What I saw and picked up was obviously mushrooms, not cow dung. How come it turned into cow dung? “
My uncle’s eldest brother said: “You are fascinated by ghosts. What you see with your eyes is not the real thing, and you can’t hear what people say, so we call you, you can’t hear Then, anyone who is fascinated by ghosts must slap in the face to wake the other party. Only in this way can people’s lives be saved, otherwise they will be killed by ghosts. “
After my uncle was deceived by a ghost, he slowly became dysfunctional. He often said at home: Two girls asked him to go up the mountain to play, and the family began to be afraid of him running out and locked him. Inside the house, after somehow he unlocked the door and went up the mountain to find the two womenpeople. After my uncle was sent home, he was treated with superstitious methods. The money was spent and it didn’t work. Asking a doctor to treat it didn’t work. My uncle’s wife asked the master blacksmith to build a pair of iron chains and locked the uncle. This lock lasted more than 30 years. It was not until the death of the uncle that the chain was untied.
When my uncle was alive, I went to his house a few times and greeted my uncle. He ignored me and didn’t say anything. I was scared when I saw him. I saw his miserable appearance and wanted to say hello. The ghost and god killed my uncle miserably.
Once I asked my uncle’s elder brother: “Why did the ghosts catch my uncle?” He told me a secret: when my uncle was alive, he cut down an ancient pine tree, that ancient pine tree. It is a sign of the gathering of ghosts and gods. It has violated the ghosts and gods, and there is no way to cure my uncle’s disease.