This is a true story that happened in a small city in S province in the 1980s. The protagonist’s surname is Zhang. As for his name, we don’t need to dig into it. Let’s call him old Zhang. Lao Zhang is drunkenly drunk, and he never gets drunk every time. It is said that people who drink alcohol can be roughly divided into two categories: the first type is called.. Read More
From knowing the truth to not learning without skills
Hu Tu, the son of Hu Director of a certain city’s education bureau, was in junior high school, and his academic performance has always been downstream, especially in Chinese. Once, the teacher arranged homework and asked to recite 7 idioms and make a correct explanation. In the evening, Hu Tu spent his efforts on nine cattle and two tigers, and finally remembered by rote, but he could not explain it.. Read More
Ghost rental
In October 1999, the 50th anniversary of Beijing, Beijing strictly inspected the migrant population. I cooperated with the public security organs to escort a group of three non-persons to return to their original places. After getting off, they got off the bus on the way back, preparing to go back to their hometown to see their parents. The train entered the station. I hurriedly bid farewell to my colleague and.. Read More
Her husband’s reaction after wearing a green hat
American husband: I never sleep. I called my lawyer early in the morning the next day, talked for three hours in detail, collected a lot of evidence of my wife’s infidelity, and then went home and said to my wife: “My dear, see you in court.” France Husband: I never sleep. The next morning I ran to the flower shop to buy 999 roses for my wife, and bought a.. Read More
Horror haunted house
In the summer of 1983, after taking the junior high school exam for elementary school students, I went to my grandma’s house, a place called Pianshi Village, 30 kilometers away with my brother and sister. On the evening of August 13, an open-air movie was screened in the small platform village of Sanlidi, Pianshi Village. My cousin took me and my brother and sister to watch together. The three films.. Read More
The highest state of lying
Talent is to use the same cleverness as others in a place that is different from others. There is a couple, the husband likes to play bowling, but he is afraid of his wife. My wife loves smoking. One night, his wife found out that the cigarette had finished smoking and asked her husband to buy it. The husband had to obediently buy it. It was late, and.. Read More
Fool Niu Niu
At about 12 noon in a summer, we made an appointment to meet at the gate of the West Courtyard. My brother, Xiao Chuan, Ding Ding and the Liu family, and a girl named Xiao Jing. I saw the drooling drool behind Xiaojing.
Courtship resume of a college boy
This buddy is very strong, was dumped 45 times by the girl and is still alive. The following are the characteristics of his character: Caring for animals: Therefore, the family of “Xiaoqiang” is in groups. Do something decisive: Pay the bill immediately after you buy something, and eat immediately when you are hungry. I love my parents: treat money as a parent. Sympathy: I planned a plan to.. Read More
Are all big things
Pharaoh traveled to a resort and came to a hotel. The hotel is very large and has a swimming pool. Lao Wang walked into the restaurant and said to the waiter: “Miss, give me a steak and a glass of coke. The waiter brought him a thick and large cup and explained: “Sir, here we are, every Everything is huge. “After a while, the waiter brought a huge plate and.. Read More
Ghost punch
I don’t know how to start this story. Maybe it sounds like a story to you, but he happened to me so real. In the early hours of this morning, it was like a dream, and I really hope that this is just a dream. Sleep in recent days has started to get worse again, perhaps because it was too late to fall asleep. When I got off QQ, it.. Read More