: “How could it be worth 200,000 for such a good house, so why am I so good, so I bought it for 350,000.” I was ready to shake hands with him to celebrate the completion of the transaction. The fat man screamed (exactly as I expected): “What? Such a poor house, on the first floor, dilapidated and leaking. You actually want to sell 200,000? Do you want money.. Read More
Ghost upper body
Sometimes people say that there are ghosts in the world. He who said that he died was unwilling to die, and he would stay away. He always wanders near his home and the place where the accident happened. If someone with a bad health or a sulky person encounters it, it will be attached to this person. As the saying goes, it is called ghost upper body. Before I saw.. Read More
2012 syndrome
Since last year, our office has been in a wonderful state. On the surface, everything is normal. Everyone is working seriously and being lazy, but from time to time, someone will suddenly throw the mouse and roar: “Anyway 2012 is coming, Lao Tzu. Don’t do it!” Then the people around them immediately raised their heads, all expressing their approval in a riddle, and a slack mood in the office. Two.. Read More
statue
In major cities, there are many statues, their postures are different, their movements are fixed in action, just like a person is moving, fixed by the invisible force, they are taller and stronger than us, the original skin is smooth, There was hot air in his mouth, warm in his arms, and he suddenly turned into a cold reinforced concrete block. There was no life. His eyes were empty, and.. Read More
What we said to the same table
“same table” is a title that combines geographical location and character identity. No matter how many tables you have at the same time, you will be given similar memories… Hurry up, lend me to copy after finishing! (reasonable) You copy first, and copy to me. (Yi Boyuntian) Show me! No, don’t? Well, you remember it for me! (Jianghu grudges) What is the next lesson? (Course schedule) What’s.. Read More
Dog life
There is no dog plasma prepared at all. When Lu Wei wanted to reject the woman’s request, a thing rubbed against his trousers. Lv Wei looked down, it was the stray dog he just hugged into the house. …… The fat woman left the clinic with a pug in satisfaction, Lv Wei glanced at the operating table with a little trembling, mouth There was a low wailing stray dog inside,.. Read More
Blind date
Xiao Zhao is the “leftover man” in our unit. He couldn’t find a girlfriend, not because of his bad looks, or because of family and work reasons. Blame it only on his mouth. When she saw the girl, she was nervous. When she was nervous, she said the wrong thing, causing the girls to turn around one by one. In order to save Xiao Zhao, we all decided to.. Read More
Elevator encounter
Entering the elevator that day, a beautiful lady said to me: “Hello.” I don’t know this lady, but there are no other people in the elevator. I should say hello to me, so I also said to her: “Hello Ms. went on to say, “Is it free today? Can I have a meal together?” I happened to have no wallet, only 300 yuan in cash in my pocket, and no.. Read More
Corpse of crematorium
This is a true story that happened in the H province of my hometown. That was a mess in the land of China during a special period. www.guidaye.comIn the town of our hometown, there is a crematorium. Of course, there are crematoriums elsewhere, but this story has not happened elsewhere. July 15, Lunar Calendar, Chinese Ghost Festival. Although the moon was empty, occasionally dense clouds drifted by, blocking the moonlight,.. Read More
World Cup Fun
Match. According to regulations, the first place in the group entered the World Cup 16 and Turkey directly advanced. When the finals started two months later, the Turkish team also suddenly declared abstention! It is said that Turkey has “abstained infectious diseases”.