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Thanh Thai from Sydney shared the pictures she saw in the supermarket on social media. She has never seen condoms so sought after.
“Can someone tell me what happened?”
She once thought that people were warming up at the end of the day, but she obviously underestimated the ability of human beings to be protected by the crisis of survival.
From the perspective of people with rich life experience, Buying condoms on a large scale is a shortcut to combat the attack of coronavirus .
“When not applied normallyI will find XXL latex gloves with 5 condoms on it. Now the reverse is also the same. Put 5 condoms on your hand to form a reverse lightning bolt. “
“If you can’t buy disposable gloves, just buy a condom instead.
The opening of folk wild wisdom has directly led to the Sydney condom being sold out. Before this secret was made public, no one knew why the elevator buttons were filled with oil everywhere these days.
Some people suspect that this is Durex’s outbreak marketing plan
Of course, there are still few brothers who have realized this level of survival skills. In the world of Internet records, you can find that most young men and women who are isolated at home are still the cornerstone of its strong sales.
The relationship between husband and wife was forced to warm up, and the condom was given the attribute of just needed again. From the perspective of its popularity, it seems that the world has ushered in the largest abandoning kidney and lungs in this century.
But the operating law of commercial society is drought, drought, and floods. Many people can no longer afford condoms.
A few days ago, Karex, the world’s largest condom manufacturer, announced that the people of the world will soon run out of condoms. I hope everyone can restrain themselves.
The company ’s CEO has publicly stated that The gap in condoms this time is at least 100 million. “Our factory in Malaysia has been shut down due to the epidemic, and our inventory can last up to two months. Condoms Demand is very urgent. “
Malaysia is crown disease in Southeast AsiaIn the worst-affected countries, government blockades will continue until April 14th.
As a leader in the field of condoms, One out of every five condoms in the world is made by Karex .
In addition to providing Durex with OEM services to the UK ’s NHS and other national medical systems, they also cooperate with the United Nations to assist AIDS in Africa.
But In the past week or more, they had never given a condom .
Some say that Malaysia, which is rich in rubber trees, controls the world ’s population to some extent
Although they have recently received special attention from the Malaysian government to allow construction, they must reduce their labor by 50%.
“We are still paying all workers all their salaries, but workers are only half the time to come to the factory, and condoms should go up in price.”
“There will be no condoms available in all countries. According to this trend, condom shortages will not only be a matter of weeks, but may continue for several months.”
This news undoubtedly amplifies the panic that is already spreading, and cold friends may become the biggest winners.
“A lot of people do n’t need it anymore, so there ’s no need to talk toJust grab it. At this time, being single is my contribution to the world, and I should leave the opportunity to those in need. “
“Fortunately, this has nothing to do with me. I have two more, which is enough for two years.”
” Thank you, I ligated “
Some people also insist on a certain degree of rigor and believe that they have found the real reason for the postponement of the Olympic Games.
“The government prepared 9 million condoms during the Olympics in Brazil, of which 450,000 were specially prepared for athletes. Now it must be because condoms are not enough.”
Extreme environmentalists are planning to wash used condoms for a second use.
“If you don’t want to wash by hand, you just need to throw them into the washing machine”
This is obviously not the case. The US CDC has publicly warned Americans against washing condoms.
In response to the upcoming shortage of condoms and some ancient methods of contraception are about to recover, my roommate has set his sights on a fish market such as fish stew that no one wants to hide.
SportsBettingDime, a well-known sports betting website, even did this. The Trojan condom market went up and down during the epidemic.
The website says condom-making companies’ stocks are bound to rise because people stay home and have nothing else to do.
Odds for Trojan condoms and U.S. birth rates
“When Japan and South Korea were hit, electronic components started to rise in price because of tight inventory. This time, it may be the turn of family planning supplies, and maternity and baby supplies will be the next quarter’s growth point.” < / p>
If the condom price goes up, the next price increase should be a pregnancy test stick.
Dr. Kevin Kathrotia, an expert on birth rates, said The biggest baby boom in history will come in nine months .
“This epidemic has taken many people and will bring many people.”
“Just like the soldiers who returned home after World War II brought baby boomers, and people trapped in their homes with nowhere to go, they can solve the problem of low fertility in Europe.”
Since entering the modern society, this may be the first time the world has fallen into a shortage of condoms. The entire network is waiting for 3M to launch their condoms as soon as possible.
After all, not everyone is willing to be hereTo welcome the next generation in this crisis, or else the child will start with a bat when asked.
Therefore, some people predict that as the domestic epidemic gradually stabilizes and factories resume work, domestic condoms will rise in this shock .
In fact, China has long been one of the largest condom producers. In 1995, the annual production of condoms in China was only 1 billion, and in 2018 it has exceeded 13 billion. It also exported 30 More than a billion.
But in a domestic street interview, nine out of ten young people chose imported condoms.
This may be because the technology tree of domestic condoms is crooked.
Domestic condoms have always been famous for their swords, and from the name, they follow the path of murder.Often with a hint of enchantment.
“Although we do want to face history, can you imagine taking out an anti-Japanese condom at a moment of great affection?”
The “male heroes”, “golden guns”, and “midnight charm” on the supermarket shelves. Looking at these fascinating names, you don’t even know who will buy them.
But there are always people who are good at discovering the secrets behind things, such as Domestic condoms are really thick.
Usually, only outdoor veterans really understand the use of domestic condoms. It is the most compact waterproof bag in its own right, cheap and thick, so you don’t need to worry about breaking.
“Those condom manufacturers have always focused on ultra-thin, they do not know that people also need ultra-thick condoms, and domestic condoms fill this gap in the market.
The condom is indeed a great invention. Whether you like it or not, you can’t ignore its existence.
More than 4000 years ago, the Egyptians wore it as an adornment on their bodies to show their identity and wealth. Today it still has many complex meanings attached to humans.
It used to provide the Cuban with the idea of making wine, and it was also used by anglers to make buoys, used by American soldiers in the Middle East battlefield.It is used to trap the barrel to prevent mud and sand from entering the barrel, and nothing is more inclusive.
All major companies have been trying to get involved in this ancient industry, and even beauty brands want to use it to market themselves.
YSL has also launched condoms, which are priced at 2 Euros and are only sold in Paris.
Unlike the older generation, who still views sex as a taboo topic, the younger generation of China has an open mind, and these people have also entered the condom industry.
A young Chinese condom manufacturer CEO knows the secrets of customers all over the world. He has publicly stated that Chinese customers prefer tight and thin products, while North America prefers softer and looser products.
He always believes that China has the ability to create the world’s leading premium avoidance.Pregnancy condoms, now many of the international big names are Chinese foundries.
“Condoms made in China can no longer be synonymous with low prices and inferior quality. The Chinese market has been dominated by overseas brands for many years. Now, it is time to show the great potential of Made in China.”
In modern society, no one can live without a condom. Its functionality has not been limited to the charge at critical moments. Now it is out of stock.
Of course, in the face of the sudden shortage of condoms, everyone should not worry, Wuling will find a way. They even made masks before.
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