The ant and the elephant were about to marry. The elephant discussed with the ant: “Is there no banquet?” The ant asked: “Why?” The elephant looked at the guest list of a thick book and said: “Your family’s There are too many relatives!” Ant hummed. “What’s wrong with our family? How many relatives in our family add up to eat more than one relative in your family.”
The snake and the centipede made a blind date. The snake glanced at the centipede and said, “Oh, mom! How many legs do you have? How much do you have to spend to buy shoes!” Centipede was not happy when she heard it: “Huh, demo, I still think of my legs. Well, I don’t think you’re not full of limbs!”
Pulsatilla and the owl were married. The owl sighed all day long: “Ah, I’m so unlucky, I married a lousy old man with gray hair.” Angrily said: “You’re out of luck? I’m still out of luck! You go to bed during the day, do not sleep all night and all night, and groan, making me sleepless every night and making me nervous, you say Can my hair not be gray?”
Mr. Toad married Miss Mosquito and went to bed at night. Mosquitoes touched the pitted skin of Toad: “You must hurry to do skin beauty and plastic surgery, you see a bag on your body It’s a bag, let outsiders see it and think it’s my bite.”
The goose and the wild goose are married, and the wild goose said to the goose: “You see you fat, you should lose weight, or you can’t fly without wings. “” Goose glared at him: “It’s married, where do you want to go? Give me a good stay at home.”
Heritage Crab and Spider’s wedding night, Hermit Crab Asked the spider shyly: “Tell me, did you marry me, did you fall in love with my house?” The spider also asked: “Then tell me, aren’t you marrying me because our family has internet access?”
The giraffe and the monkey got married, and in the cave at night, the monkey anxiously planned the future of their child. The monkey said to the giraffe: “What do you say our children will do in the future?” The giraffe smiled shyly: “Stupid, look at you urgently, I have thought about it well, our children can play basketball in the future.” Monkey Road : “Oh! Why?” The giraffe said: “I don’t understand. My height plus your bouncing will definitely be Yao Ming II in the future.”
Flies and butterflies are ordered by dolls, they have known since childhood. On the wedding night, the two of them sat in front of the window and watched the moon while reminiscing about their childhood. The fly said to the butterfly: “I didn’t expect that we all grew up all of a sudden. I remember when you were a child, you were a little green worm. I didn’t expect to be so beautiful now. It’s really a big change for the female.” The butterfly glanced. The flies sighed quietly and said, “Yeah, when you were a kid, you were white and chubby. You didn’t expect to grow up so dark.”
Goat and pig are going to get married, goat to pig Tao: “Do you think you should lose weight now? I’m afraid you are so fat that you can’t even put on your wedding dress.” Miss Pig was displeased when she heard the boss, and she didn’t want to teach her goats weakly: “Say me, you see you All day sloppy, not paying attention to personal hygiene, not paying attention at allItalian personal section. The beard is so long, I don’t know if I shaved it. ”