In the Guimen Pass of the Yin Cao Difu, I have two friends, one is a fat ghost and the other is a thin ghost, and they met. The fat ghost is on duty at the Guimen Gate, checking the past ghosts.
The skinny ghost is carrying the medicine jar, ready to go to Yinsi Street to pick up the tonic, and to stew the tender chicken.
“Skinny man,” the fat ghost called when he saw the skinny ghost, “Is that you? Old friend!
I haven’t seen you for a long time La!”
“Oh!” The thin man also cried out in surprise: “Fat brother, I didn’t expect to run into you here.”
The two friends shook hands, hugged, and looked at each other, and both were extremely happy.
The fat ghost said: “Skinny man, what are you doing these days? Why haven’t you seen your shadow for a long time?”
“Oh ,” The thin ghost sighed and said: “Look at me like this, skinny and skinny, I searched for famous doctors all over the world, and I ate all the supplements from all over the world, and I didn’t see any more meat on my body. On the contrary, the more I eat, the thinner I am. , The more you make up, the more you lose. From head to toe, apart from this ghost skin, there is only one ghost bone. Where can you dare to go out!”
The fat ghost said: “You are here It’s wrong, thin man. What’s so bad about being thin? People are as thin as iron, and they don’t get sick. Don’t dare to come out, are you afraid that others will laugh at you?”
The thin ghost shakes He shook his head and said, “I’m not afraid to laugh, what’s worth ridiculing? I’m afraid of it! I am afraid of going out on a rainy day. I am afraid that I will be scattered by the rain and I will not be able to get up on the ground. Going out on a windy day is also afraid of being swept by a whirlwind. I ran away, and I couldn’t even find the capital of the corpse. I always closed the doors and windows when I was sitting in the house and listened to the wind and grass. I was afraid that a piece of thatch on the roof would fall and make me skinny. Split into two halves. Fat brother, you tell me how I will live this day.” After all, he cried in front of everyone.
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The fat ghost wanted to comfort him a few words, but couldn’t think of the appropriate words for a while, so he stood aside in a hurry.
The thin ghost cried for a while, raised his head, looked at the fat ghost, and then said, “Brother ghost, why are you so fat?”
The fat ghost said: “I have a small hat. Whoever puts it on gives me a headache. Whenever I get a headache, they make a vow for me, so I eat fat.”
When the ghost heard this, he was very greedy, and thought: No wonder he is so fat, it turns out that he has that little hat! If I have it, I won’t have to take supplements such as ginseng and placenta. So he begged, “Fat brother, can you lend me the cap for use?”
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Fat ghost Zhengchou can’t help him, he thinks If he wanted his own cap, he readily agreed. Said: “Why can’t it work? If you want, just take it