The husband always likes to play cards outside after driving the car.
One morning, his wife offered to accompany the car.
When the car drove to the middle of a steep slope, it suddenly “shrugged” and turned off. The husband stepped on the brake to stop the car. Husband: “There is a problem with the car. Please step on the brake and don’t let it go. I will go down and have a look.” His wife Yiyan stepped on the brake firmly. After getting out of the car, the husband looked at the car and said, “You step on the brakes and I will buy accessories.”
The left waits for his future, the right waits for his future. The wife always kept the brakes tight, changing her right foot when her left foot was numb, and changing her left foot when her right foot was numb. A few hours later, the wife was so sleepy that she did not dare to sleep. She was afraid that if she died of sleep, her feet would loosen her feet and the car would rush down the slope.
In the evening, the husband finally came back and sat directly in the driver’s seat and said, “Release the brakes.” “Yeah. You can do it for me. I have to urinate quickly. I suffocated my old lady to death.” After pissing in the ground, he sat back in the passenger seat comfortably. “Hey, where are the accessories you bought?” “What accessories?” Before the words were finished, the car drove down the slope steadily, and after a 360° turn, the car drove towards home.
“Okay! You blame me.” After learning of her husband’s tricks, the wife was suddenly sluggish, and she was going to sleep in a daze.
“Hee hee. I’m lucky today. I won 500 yuan.”
“Okay, you dead ghost, I finally didn’t lose money today.” After finishing speaking, I fell asleep deeply.