The epitaph of the Internet age
A day is boring, a whim, if you let everyone write an epitaph for yourself, would it be interesting? So Uncle Ghost QQ group (34356744) made a last call. Sure enough, there were a lot of replies. I specially compiled a part for everyone to “appreciate”:
Peace of mind type: “Obey the law.”< br>
Even if I die, I worry: “How much is the management fee per square meter?”
The pressure to buy a house is too much: “This house is good. I am very satisfied, and finally I don’t have to pay the monthly payment anymore.”
The childlike heart: “I won’t tell you who it is here.”
Carrying out curiosity to the end: “I finally satisfied the last curiosity of my life!”
Those who are afraid of loneliness: “This is a cloak of clothes, at most I only buried a finger, don’t believe me You dig to see.”
For game fans: “game over!”
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For business: “Advertising for rent .”
Is this guy really renting out? ——”Approval 13*********”
This is very humorous: “Fresh preservation failed.”
This one seems Deeply hurt by counterfeit and shoddy: “My wife, this bottle of pesticide is real!”
The other is also unambiguous: “My wife, this bottle of wine is fake!”
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This one seems to be really tired of the world: “Finally escaped.”
It seems to be a part-time worker: “Oh, don’t have a temporary residence permit here!”
Suspected of irrigation: “The user’s speech has been blocked by the cemetery administrator.”
Songs on the funeral
I asked a question in the Uncle Ghost QQ group (19234347): If you can choose, what song do you want to put on your funeral? Featured responses are as follows.
Reply 1: I want to play Chen Hong’s “Go Home and See”… often go home and see… go home and see…
< br/> Reply 2: “TMD, I Love You”
Reply 3: “Today is a Good Day”
Reply 4: “Tonight You Will it come”
Reply 5: “Lend to the sky for 500 years”
Reply 6: “I don’t want to go”
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Reply 7: “Happy Brush”
Reply 8: “Come Back”
Reply nine: “Should I walk away quietly”
Reply ten: “Do you know I am waiting for you”
Reply eleven: “Actually I don’t want to go”
Reply twelve: “It’s too hard to look back”
Reply thirteen: “Go back and forth” “
Reply 14: “Fall in Love with a Person Who Doesn’t Go Home”
Reply 15: If I die first, treat me The one I love most sings… “Waiting for You One Day”…